ITT: We discuss our own theories as to why we were granted the highest intelligence among animals...

ITT: We discuss our own theories as to why we were granted the highest intelligence among animals, no matter how retarded they are. Also if somebody gets triggered by this thread, call him a cucked canuck.
I'll start:
>We're the most intelligent because thumbs
>thumbs allowed us to adapt faster, therefore learn faster
>thumbs also are the only things that make us masturbate
>hail thumbs

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Praise the thumb thumb gods

Die you fucking Barneyfag
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>theories as to why we something something so smart
>well, we have thumbz so that means we kin do stufs
ITT: retards don't understand the difference between description and explanation.

Holy fuck guys, it's the cucked canuck!

This

Hello, reddit.

no

You sure you aren't the barnyfag?

I'm going with complex speech , allows us to pass ideas and discoveries along faster then grunts and body language.

to know and love god
kek

there was actually this bitch who did an amazing study into what was it that caused human beings as a species to step out of our primitive thought and into higher intelligence
broke it down kinda like this
>be hunter gatherers
>have to hunt for food constantly in order to feed larger muscle mass and the rest going to brain activity
>fire
>cooked food
>able to get more out of food after cooking unlocking certain proteins, nutrients, etc
>less time hunting for food while still getting the same yield
>no longer a need for larger muscle mass to hunt majority of the day
>more going into brain activity
>evolution
not doing it justice but they made a fairly convincing argument

i kinda have a half assed theory that if you began cooking some foods in their diet and feeding it to specific species of apes they would reach a higher state of intelligence but it would be after numerous generations

i take my own theories with a grain of salt

eh there are thousands of animal species that have complex communications through sound, sight, chemicals, etc etc. even basic language is complex when you think about it

yfw that was once considered complex speech many many lifetimes ago

Cucked canuck

We're not

I'd like them to die

And it was thumbs that did this.

Cucked canuck

i'm not cucked

dubs

You're cucked by your raging autism.

We evolved because our women are hotter than antelope.

no cuck

no cuck

double dubs

thanks

ur welcome

kek

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fuck off.