ITT: We discuss our own theories as to why we were granted the highest intelligence among animals, no matter how retarded they are. Also if somebody gets triggered by this thread, call him a cucked canuck.
I'll start:
>We're the most intelligent because thumbs
>thumbs allowed us to adapt faster, therefore learn faster
>thumbs also are the only things that make us masturbate
>hail thumbs
ITT: We discuss our own theories as to why we were granted the highest intelligence among animals...
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>theories as to why we something something so smart
>well, we have thumbz so that means we kin do stufs
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Holy fuck guys, it's the cucked canuck!
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Hello, reddit.
no
You sure you aren't the barnyfag?
I'm going with complex speech , allows us to pass ideas and discoveries along faster then grunts and body language.
to know and love god
kek
there was actually this bitch who did an amazing study into what was it that caused human beings as a species to step out of our primitive thought and into higher intelligence
broke it down kinda like this
>be hunter gatherers
>have to hunt for food constantly in order to feed larger muscle mass and the rest going to brain activity
>fire
>cooked food
>able to get more out of food after cooking unlocking certain proteins, nutrients, etc
>less time hunting for food while still getting the same yield
>no longer a need for larger muscle mass to hunt majority of the day
>more going into brain activity
>evolution
not doing it justice but they made a fairly convincing argument
i kinda have a half assed theory that if you began cooking some foods in their diet and feeding it to specific species of apes they would reach a higher state of intelligence but it would be after numerous generations
i take my own theories with a grain of salt
eh there are thousands of animal species that have complex communications through sound, sight, chemicals, etc etc. even basic language is complex when you think about it
yfw that was once considered complex speech many many lifetimes ago
Cucked canuck
We're not
I'd like them to die
And it was thumbs that did this.
Cucked canuck
i'm not cucked
dubs
You're cucked by your raging autism.
We evolved because our women are hotter than antelope.
no cuck
no cuck
double dubs
thanks
ur welcome
kek
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fuck off.