>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>but he's your brother!
>but he has a crush on you! That's how all your pics from facebook are everywhere in those stupid threads on the Sup Forums haha
>eww. For fucks sake. Fine. But you owe me another peach smirnoff.
Hey user! I never see you! Were you in your room all this time? Would you like a taco? We're making some. Also, would you mind terribly if we borrowed your HDMI cable to use for a wee while? Please?
>what do?
Let them borrow the HDMI cable and run back into my room to fap to the latest trap thread.
"Yes to all those, let me go get my cable."
/thread
kms
This pasta is already stale, go back to 2xchan
>walk in
>sit down
>unzip pants
>whip out erect penis
>"who wants to play with my cable?"
>get arrested for sexual assault at 13
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>Who the fuck are all you people and why are you in my house >ohmygodareyoueatingmyfuckingtacosREEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't have a sister
What really happens is i go to the kitchen, and they watch fuller house on netflix. They pause, so i can get food without interruprupting. I say whats good, and they are all on their phones, so i go back to my room. Keep in mind they are all 20, and boring. The only game they will play is mario party, and listen to pop music.
>The only game they will play is mario party
>boring
nigga i will end you
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Have you females heard about Marxism theory in a post worker society? Gather around while I tell you about how the bourgeouie are exploiting this country.
>is me, 13
>new house next to, resident blue sky with bright eyes, short blond hair, bright little girl. 13 and.
>my small tooths, smiling, will
>to escape from the evil monster child
>is young man is light brown hair and curl hair.
>express up her child in the apartment, my
>and she curled up with a smile, eyes,
>feel with the sun shining,
>many times, we will have fun.
>we in youth, and together we walk school in, she smiling, she small tooths and.
>tooths already allowed out of their group in the final round.
>we are close to each other and with me for a long time. Year more or.
>her body is sick.
>hospital we to
>she parents say "user leave to"
>is hallway in
>now, finally, in the corner I cry, imagine the child with yellow hair,
>doctor, where he was in the very first look cancer
>the afternoon is dark
>though, called her room in the dark and the sky is dark and cloudy, and lightning bright room, his cross thudershock only thing trembling, very fast
>she say "like a child is cry over the loss of his child own, his love ... This is me."
>she eyes began rain to and flooding the storm hit as, lost their lives because it is almost a year.
>Remember still tears tiny tooths on hers.
>I feel if tiny box I am in
>came her father house to,
>began to get together and eat.
>both very religious
>It's a mystery why both of us
>school start the new year late march in.
>I'm actually just a month
>beloved by excessive rainfall has me excited then.
>I know the report within two weeks after the first flush of our small town, flooding was signed.
>it is closed, it's worth it
photo is not her look like but.
>implying those roasties know what a HDMI is
Anyways
"I'm usong them all, take the one out of the Sky box"
Satisfied?
Did i say it's boring to play? No. I said they will play of they play pop music i.e. shitty music over the game.
>when you try this hard
Sorry this won't wind up on r/Sup Forums
uhhhhhhhhhhh those are some hot girls.
I'd have to say "Welcome!"
no,I'm using it go back to your slut pops.
But no to the cable?
But no to the cable.
Yes to the tacos?
Yes to the tacos.
still not boring.
Arguing over mario party, real cool man. It's a boring as fuck game you fat fuck. Get off the couch and chug a jagermeister then play that piece of shit. Fucking neck beard piece of fucking shit. It's a shitty game.
Much better is Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.
still not boring.
Okay. Then this conversation isn't either.
It's backwards day, right?
>"We have a spare cable plugged into the flux capacitor under the tv box, it's not in use right now so just yank it out."
>*Grabs all taco ingredients*
>*scuttle/waddle back to room*
>Potentially take pics as the hilarity ensues, and they all take turns bending over trying to find it.
Tell them to leave my house
>pics of them bending over
>hilarity
you know how I know you're gay?
Oh my god a girl ass, that's hilarious!
Now....a man ass....that's srs bsns.
I would like a taco and I have a spare cable you can use, but only in return for some sexual favours
Wait a minute... I don't have a sister! Who the fuck are you people? Get the fuck out of my house!
Taco? No I don't eat that Mexican shit, cook something a real hard working white man would eat.
HDMI cable? Fine, take it, just stay away from the black television. I don't want to soil my cable.
hnnnggg fuckin cringe thread
>"Ye... Yes I have... one sensei"
>quickly run to my room while flailing my arms behind me like a ninja
>come back as fast as I could while immitating the dragon ball teleporting sound
>"It's me goku"
>pretend to cast a kamehameha but actually just throw cable with my palms
fake op fake
rebrn.com
funnyjunk.com
reddit.com
autist
>"vga cables are the same thing as hdmi you freaking idiot, i don't have one."
>scream and stomp back to my room
>play super vidya (like counter strike) on my superior CRT monitor