One night you order a pizza and the delivery guy arrives...

One night you order a pizza and the delivery guy arrives. As soon as you open the door he drops his pants and shits on your doorstep.

What do you do?

Are you underage OP?

Diaper him

kick him in the asshole and take the pizza

Shit on the pizza. That'll show him.

doorstep a pizza on his shit.

leave my house, get on the local bus and join one of the endless rape sessions on there.

But then you have shit on your shoe

try my best to hide my boner and only tip 10%

i give him a fucking tip? isnt it obvious?

you dont often get shit delivered to your doorstep unless you ask for it

>Implying I wear shoes inside

force him to eat his shit while i eat the pizza

Wrap my snake and take my chances with the dude.

>wanting poopfoot

dont do this it makes mustard gas

tip him (poorly) and take my pizza.

Hold his face in the poo and smack his back head and scream"BAD PIZZA MAN!!!!1"

force a shit up his pizza and fuck my doorstep.

>Follow him back to pizza place.
>Wait for him to finish.
>Follow him home.
>Shit on his doorstep
AND
>Piss through his letter box/under his door.

Responding to an aggressor demands escalation.

Also, I'm robbing that guy.

Give him a shiner and call the police

...

are you black?

>shiner

Go back to Texas you fucking hick

Did I order a meat lover and gravy? Good enough.

>kill his family
>shit on each dead family member
>take picture of one of the dead family members
>write a food order on back of picture
>mail picture to him