"Come closer, user."

>"Come closer, user."
>*farts*

What do?

>inhale deeply

she looks like the rock monster from galaxy quest

marry her t bh

I would sniff it and plug her asshole directly to my nostrils

LIVE IN HER

JUST
sit on my face already

Would fuck after a beer or two

i dodged it

Is this kino?

I actually wish I got to fuck fat chicks more often, theyre always horny af and you can fuck em super hard since they never get laid

this

>television&film

imagine the smell, if you will. someone that unhealthy has got to stink something awful.

how much money would it take for you to fuck it?

any amount

give er the ol cheese quiskit

For free. Ive aready done way worse

the rumpy roo

Fuck off redditurd iCuck

Did you post Nimoy because he loved the BBW?

hacksaw jim duggen

...

Get down on my knees, press my face in between her cheeks as she farts, position my body between her thighs so she can sit on me and run my hands down her big fat bottom.

I don't think my dick would be able to reach her asshole

scream

Strike a match and blow up her house

yikes