dubs decide what i buy my girlfriend for christmas
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dubs decide what i buy my girlfriend for christmas
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Kraft dinner
a thread mil and tell that bitch to lose some goddamn weight
the fuck is kraft dinner
Dignity
OP here
forgot to say pic not related
A fat black escort covered in shells & cheese
A dick in her ass.
Keyword being BUY. You said it, not me.
FUCKING FUCK, SO CLOSE.
buy isn't keyword, it can be a nonmaterialistic stuff
SEPHORA. treat that hoe right
a jar of cum
a gym membership
Buy her an empty glass.
Tell her you are going to fill it with your cum, freeze it, and repeat until it is filled to the top.
Also, buy her a blender so you can then blend said frozen cum in to a slushy cum drink.
Make her drink it.
If not, just defrost and drink.
Noice
His girlfriend is gonna get STRONK as fuck.
OP is going to end up becoming the girl.
goddamit fuck you
A vacuum and a lifetime subscription to weight watchers
Some lotion for her gross elbows.
pic related is not my GF goddamit, it's just a random pic from my folder
nice