Is the superior trap meme true? What have you done to me, Sup Forums?

Is the superior trap meme true? What have you done to me, Sup Forums?
>straight attractive guy that's fucked over 70 women (inb4 things that never happened)
>only gay shit would be the occasional futa or trap fap on Sup Forums
>go to a conference that has a bunch of students as well as professionals
>at the opening mixer and mingling with a bunch of people, marking women I would go after and flirting
>young guy comes up to me and starts talking to me about the conference
>catch his eyes run up and down me
>realize how soft his features are and how cute and feminine he looks
>big bright eyes, pouty plump lips, long hair
>we talk about alcohol and mention that I had whiskey in my room because the hotel booze was so expensive
>he mentioned that he couldn't get a drink legally and asked if I wanted to drink in my room
>think fuck it and say sure
>when we get to my room we never make it to the whiskey before he starts groping my package and kissing my neck
>have no idea what's going on but instinctively grab his ass
>it's a bubble butt and softer than a lot of womens' I had fucked
>he's wearing a thong
>sweatingman.jpg
>he admits he's not even 18 but 16 but it was legal in the state we were in
>look it up to make sure he wasn't bullshitting to see he's right
>fuck the living shit out of him all night
>some of the best sex of my life
>tells me he's a cross dresser and has a bunch of clothes in his room
>he becomes my personal fuck toy for the rest of the conference
>completely obedient and does whatever I want whenever I want it in whatever outfit I want
>blow more loads in one week than any other similar period
>never fuck any women at the conference
>leave without exchanging contact info and never speak again
>come home and have existent crisis
What the fuck? I thought the trap meme was only in 2D. Am I gay now?

The gay was in you all along.

>must be gay
>can't be bi, or anywhere else on the spectrum
10/10 understanding of human sexuality, OP.

Pretty sure you mean to tell us more about fucking him and jerking his little cock as you impregnate his asshole...right?

Sounds like you had a great time. I'm kinda jealous. Now...did you get pics of this CD slut? If you did, you gotta post em.

Do you really want to hear about that?

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GIVE ALL THE DETAILS. AND PICS if you have any

I'll just leave this here.

holy dick something that is a form of intelligence species exists on this forsaken website.

No pics or videos. I was already paranoid about the age thing so I wanted to do everything by the books. Sorry!
>very first time we fucked
>just finished verifying the age of consent
>he had already been unbuckling my belt and pulling down my fly and pulled out my cock
>it was diamond hard
>"Wow, it's huge."
>he immediately shoves into his mouth and starts sucking
>best head I had ever received
>look down at the qt femboi sucking my cock and feel like I'm going to cum soon
>have him stop and get on the bed ass up
>take off my suit jacket and throw it over the chair
>grab his ass
>completely smooth with a little pink asshole
>small nuts hanging down but honestly not a small uncut cock already hard
>"Do you have lube?"
>luckily because I'm a manwhore and love fucking chicks in the ass, I bring lube whenever I travel so I fetched it
>"God, I hope it fits, user."
>lube up his little asshole and my cock after putting on a condom
>struggle to get it in and he yelps
>he moans as I go slow as fuck
>slide into the hilt
>"Fuck it's so long."
>my length is hurting him so I pull up and just go slow work him into it
>he starts to be able me easier after a few minutes
>pick up the pace
>no warning and he moans and cums on the bed without ever touching his cock
>I let myself cum
>cum like a fucking fire hose
That was the last time we used a condom that week.

Continue sir.

yeah, that's sad please don't remind me, I want to believe

I know it sounds completely absurd. I honestly wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't lived it.

QT traps do exist.

I'm guessing you're from the US? that shit would never happen in Europe... :'(

TFW i want to be said QT trap but i have shit stretchmarks on my ass

I can't believe it. 2D traps will always be superior to 3D traps.

Yeah US here.
Well 2D is superior to 3D as always, but I will say it was incredible unloading my nuts into a squirming moaning cutie femboy for a week.

Sauce pls

>"Wow, it's huge."
>"Fuck it's so long."
Timestamp dick or didn't happen

I'm at work, otherwise I would.

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get in the toilets and show us

>I thought the trap meme was only in 2D. Am I gay now?
you are whatever you wanna be now quit deciding your sexuality and fuck cute boys!

dont worry its only gay if balls touch

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