Forget tobacco and alcohol

Forget tobacco and alcohol.

Cannabis is safer THAN FUCKING WATER prove me wrong.

You go drink 6 litres of water, dare you m8. You'll die, straight up. There is no mechanism(beyond common sense, which if you agree with cannabis prohibition you obviously lack) to stop you from flooding your brain, suffering water intoxication and dying.

Comparatively a relative quantity of cannabis consumed(administered by oneself) via whichever route of administration you prefer will knock you out cold before you can get anywhere near a toxic dose.
Ergo cannabis is less toxic than water.

Beyond that water is physically more dangerous than herbal cannabis matter.
Like you can drown in that shit, it conducts electricity, the list goes on, water is fucking dangerous man.

Prove me wrong.

Daily reminder: water. FUCKING WATER is more dangerous than cannabis. And anyone who supports cannabis prohibition is going to (hypothetical)hell when they die.

Also, if you call cannabis "marijuana" or "pot" you are a fag and if you call it "weed" you are an edgy teenager.

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Have a glass of water, take a drive. Smoke a bowl take a drive. Which is safer? Fuck off. Also alcohol and tobacco are for faggots too.

right, this thread is intended for sensible users, not irresponsible n00b5... by the way smoking and driving is perfectly safe for experienced and regular users of cannabis.
in fact in my personal experience; not smoking will have a negative impact on my driving abilities because i have panic attacks if i don't smoke... especially on the road... especially on roundabouts. fuck roundabouts man.

yeah, if you are inexperienced; taking the wheel and allowing the media to label a sensible group of people as a danger to society is fucking sad mate.

Your gonna be coughing like an old man at age 23 trust me cannabis has its bad sides to.
My friend can't even eat or have an appetite without smoking bud. Their always moody af until they smoke bud. That's why they ain't my friend anymore lol weed is bad in someways

Panic attacks if you don't smoke? Guess what caused those panic attacks the weed bro

Hard to go too far by smoking, as it hits right away. More plausible to 'od' on edibles and get sick. Like imagine taking a quarter pound ball of decarboxilated shatter, mixing it with equal parts warm coconut oil and drinking it. I doubt it'd do much more than make you sick for a while but still.

Say no to durgs, boyim. You are under arrest goyim, you must pay 5000 potatoes to the Jew government goyim

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he has a point , I've never heard about anyone drowning while swimming in cannabis

Hard to take this seriously with the grammar.
I mean I ain't a grammar nazi, much less on Sup Forums where my effort wavers. But I digress.

Gonna start the jew shit are ya? okay, fuck cannabis then mate. I'm gonna devote my life to weaponizing DMT and/or LSD. See how you kikes deal with a larger populous of people on my level.

>FUCKING WATER
Yeah dude i got aids from fucking water
it's so dangerous wish I could just smoke weed

Admittedly, I tend to smoke my cannabis. But are you aware of edibles, tinctures, concentrates and vaporizing?

Pots ok yeah we get it. But you don't need to blow your load over. Jeez

"pot"
found the american.
try living somewhere where cannabis is not accessible and having a medical need for the stuff?
fuck off m90.

Ok your obsessed with pot fine. Smoke all you want. Shit all drugs should be legal. I really don't care

Yes, all drugs should be legal. But cannabis being prohibited is morally unjustifiable.

If you don't care then you should support legalization.

If you actually don't care then why are you posting here? you trying to boost your e-peen by trying to talk down to someone you perceive as being a "stoner" on an anonymous public forum?

If you aren't going to contribute or even offer a constructive argument against what I have said then why are you using your bandwidth to do this? literally quit the internet you fucking pleb lol

how about all the tar you get because as a human you aren't made to inhale smoke you degenerate hippie. do a real drug. and take a bath you fat fuck

Dude calm the fuck down.

It's been proven that if you keep a healthy lifestyle and don't smoke insane amounts of pot that the tar will be removed faster than it will build up.

see also I am married and have lived in a country where cannabis is not easily accessible for 3 years and supposedly most people withdraw and move on within 6 months of cessation)
my personal hygiene is on point mate, I teach at a private school so the parents are really picky.

as for "real drugs" I've tried more drugs than cocks your mother has blown. some may say I am a connoisseur of psychotropic substances. I have a medical requirement for cannabis, this isn't about "getting high"

That is to say your mother is a cock connoisseur

Dude fuck off back to your newfagshit thread, ctrl+f ylyl porn rekt cuck pics you shouldnt share trap sissy cock rate loli r34 meme roll kik waifu claim snapchat.

Well after smoking half an ounce a week for 5 years i can safely say it gave me actual autism, at least i can apply for neetbux though :^)

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You got one thing right, water is dangerous. Fuckin mercury, fluoride, and other dangerous shit in it. I'm sure a quick Google Search will provide the necessary sources.

thats not even an 1/8 a day man...
>actual autism
this is what happens if you use a substance you believe to be bad for you.

See if you understand the actual properties of cannabis it is harmless, but due to it's even slight psychedelic effects, if you consume this substance and think "huhuhu i'm such a bad boy my mum is gonna be pissed, weed is so dangerous though, guv'munt sed if i smokes it it makes me retarded lul " guess what; you was already fucking autistic. don't blame your shit on the plant and make it look bad.

Happens to newbies all the time, they buy into the "paranoia" bullshit. Cannabis will increase your sensitivity to auditory stimuli. People call it "loud" for a reason. Newbies get hit my this effect, don't understand and fucking panic.

I like this logic!

>Ergo cannabis is less toxic than water.

Holy shit. Either your are yet another ignorant stoner trying to convince himself and others that what you're doing is inoffensive, or you are baiting us. If it's the latter, I fell for it, congratz.

But you never know what's in the water. A-ha!

I call it "grass"

"I drive better when I'm high" the post. You are exactly the reason I can't fucking stand drinkers or smokers.

I said "prove me wrong"
not "reply to my OP with an empty argument
where is your counter point? Go on, how is water in any way safer than cannabis?
I never asked about if it is or isn't offensive, that isn't the argument being made in OP.

You may actually have autism

Pussy buzzkill spotted lmfao. Enjoy your autism bud.

Where did I say "I drive better"
Where did I say "high"
you fucking waste of bandwidth

what of it? is that relative to OP in any way?
>cannabis is safer than water prove me wrong
>you might have autism
where is the correlation?
fuck off you pleb

>bud

Ehhhhhh

As long as you're brain isn't developing you would happen to be correct sir. However the time frame required to drink enough water to harm you is very hard to stay within.

Do you understand the concept of toxicity? It's dose dependent, everything is toxic in high enough doses, even water, as you say. You're using a fallacious logic by implying that if I drink 10 litters of water I'll die, whereas pot will knock me out before I OD, and therefore one is more toxic than the other. That only speaks to the narcotic effect of the pot, and the absence of it in water; it doesn't say anything about toxicity. Besides, it shows your lack of basic understanding about human physiology. The thirst center on the hypothalamus, stretch receptors on the stomach, and so on. Everything designed to prevent you from over drinking yourself to death, unless you REALLY, REALLY want to. Again, that doesn't mean water is more toxic than marijuana.

Yeah ok, smoke yourself retarded too i don't care.

Drink six litres of cannabis oil then cunt

Some people actually get paranoid when they smoke, it's the drugs reaction on a person's body. Just because it doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Also the government is starting to legalize it so your bit about that looks stupid.

see that is part of what i am trying to point out. the effects of the cannabis oil would render you unconscious before you are able to reach a toxic dosage.

the water would not have this effect and you would be able to go on and self administer that 6 litres, which would likely result in death.

and then if you take this "experiment" down to the reasonable level, 6 litres equivalent of whatever potency, organically grown herbal cannabis matter you may choose, the cannabis is only safer

the paranoia is brought on by predisposition of people believing cannabis can cause paranoia due to the combination of cannabis' mild psychedelic properties, the misinformation spread that "cannabis directly induces states of paranoia" and inexperienced users not correctly understanding the properties of cannabis, then dosing out of their depth.

if you are concerned mushies are gonna drop you in a bad trip, then you go ahead and stick a fistful in your mouth anyways, what do you think will happen?

Says "prove me wrong".
Someone proves him wrong and he disappears.

Stoner much?

Because they aren't smoking the right strand. There are hundreds of thousands of marijuana strands with different effects for each specific strand. Pink lotus contains around 12% cbd to add to the thc that's already contained in the PLANT and would be great for someone who typically gets a bad affect from the herb. And we can't deny some strains do make people paranoid and that's because everyone is different and you need to smoke better and different flower!!

Obligatory "dude weed lmao" post

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People talkin' about tar built-up and shit. When did Sup Forums turn into 100% faggot zone? I pick the tar out of the bowl, add it to my spliff hit and rip the whole thing in one breath after 50 push ups. Try that if you think you're a hard smoker or "retired druggie".

Look we all love weed and all flavors but it's not safer than water. I get what your staying by the argument but comparing it to water is retarded

patience is a virtue

fair point, my logic certainly isn't perfect sure, but the message is still there. If you look at it technically, literally noone has ever died of a toxic overdose(self administered) from any constituent chemical naturally derived from cannabis, let alone raw cannabis plant matter. people do die from water intoxication every year. So while my argument might not stand if you really look at human physiology the statistics stand in favor of my argument.

Tell me this, which logic do you prefer, mine or that behind cannabis prohibition?

also america isn't the whole world. in fact in most western countries cannabis is effectively decriminalized at least on an unofficial level if you aren't a cunt to the police.

okay, while noone has ever died from toxic overdose, self administered cannabis, I admit, there are some annual death statistics attributed to cannabis use (although I like to omit these statistics because I would personally attribute such deaths to the victim being retarded or at least irresponsible) .
Now find those numbers, and compare it to the annual deaths attributed to water.

argument is not retarded.

Still using fallacious logic to prove your point. You can't stop, can you? You said water is more toxic than cannabis, which isn't the case. It doesn't matter how many people die a year from each. Let me use your own logic to make my own fallacy:

-If something is more toxic than something else, then it causes more deaths.
-Donkeys cause more deaths worldwide than cannabis does.
-Ergo, donkeys are more toxic than cannabis.

Again, I repeat, toxicity is dose-dependent.

I don't care about cannabis prohibition, I just care about your faulty logic and your attempts to convince people that cannabis is somewhat good for you.

Why are we even discussing DEATHS? Talk about brain, lung, liver, small vessels damage. You don't necessarily have to die for it to be bad for you.

which would you rather smoke, a spliff or a donkey's pole?

effects on the brain are subjective. as long as you don't smoke it I believe cannabis is basically healthy for all internal organs.

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so what you are saying is you are a lazy faggot blaming weed for your problems

The panic attacks that you have when you don't smoke pot come from smoking too much pot. It's called an addiction you ostrich.

I'm 36. I've been smoking weed (basically) every day since I was around 18. I only cough if I'm sick....

People call it loud because of the smell though really.

No one is drinking 6 litres of water in one go.

People are doing nothing with their lives but smoking weed. Weed is more stupid than not weed.

I've smoked so much pot in 1 go once that i had a psychose and thought there were mines in the ground and snipers everywhere.

So what? People are doing nothing in life other than a million stupid hobbies.

True, but a few days without water and you'll die, whereas a few days without dope you'll become more interesting, more popular, richer, happier, your friends will come back, your family will stop being ashamed of you, you'll get a job at last...

>ITT retards

Sure kid.

I agree with you for the most part, other than what you call it. Call it whatever you want, it doesn't fucking matter you autist.

i drink and smoke but i do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence.
>So go suck a dick you str8 edge christian faglord.

Literally none of these are true.

people who call weed pot are like people who call pants knickers, its embarrassing and shows how out of touch you are.

i'm sorry, marijuana is that better? a random spanish slang word

Not my fault you got shit weed that takes 20 hits to fet u high. That shit smelled like straight up skunk. We were chilling in the woods with my new dealer so he loaded me a giant fucking hit as a gift. Prob like 1/2 inches of keef from the skunk weed. I was just staring at the dash in my car and focusing on not dying.

That may very well be, but judging from the reaction you said you had, you probably have some underlying mental disorder.

aw fuck yeah nigga hell yeah motherfucker

WHOA BROAH XDDDD

pls come back when you are above 18

there are annual death stats for people dying because they drank too much water in one sitting.

i havent had cannabis for 3 years, every day i commute to work, sneering at the zombies sitting around me on the train.
gonna need something to calm me down man.
see, if i had cannabis i wouldn't pay attention to the brainwashed drones surrounding me in my everyday life. I wouldn't think about freeing them by some means. i wouldn't care.

Paranoia comes from strains where the THC/CBD ratio is too damn high. CBD being in the weed is the difference between giggling happiness and crippling paranoia.
youtu.be/6U8XARojnbM

Neither. Again, stupid questions trying to prove a stupid point.
You BELIEVE it's BASICALLY healthy, okay. Any source whatsoever? No, "cannabis magazine" doesn't count.

that video isn't fair at all, they basically gave someone with no tolerance a fucking huge dose of synthetically developed THC like dronabinol (no way that is naturally processed, there is no synthesis for THCA yet). It would be like giving someone a huge dose of acid for their first time and then demonizing it when they eventually have a horrible time/freak the fuck out. Dose makes the substance what it is, this is true for literally everything. Take enough aspirin you fucking kill yourself. Cannabis for what it is is very benign.

except if you drink a lot of water every day you will be healthy. But if you smoke pot every single day you will have a fucked up brain.

While I agree that weed is generally less damaging than other things like alcohold or barbituates, "cannabis is safer than water and here is why" is a stupid argument, makes you sound like a dumb stoner, and is the perfect way to have anything else you have to say marginalized.

What about when the kid you're supposed to be watching drowns in the pool?

is death by drinking too much water painful or what?

Last time I checked water doesn't fuck up your brain if you drink it under 25 you fucking degenerate pothead

you realize like every carcinogenic chemical has the same impact? You lose more brain cells walking around the street breathing in car exhaust than you would smoking a joint.

Nothing in life is inherently good for you, and obviously if you do too much of something over a long period of time their might be repercussions. To get all demonizing over someones personal choices is fucking stupid unless it actually impacted you, but it doesn't.

if you smoked weed the same as you smoked cigarettes you would still get lung related symptoms like bronchitis, copd, and emphysema

the studies all done on marijuana were all preformed on
1. people who smoke in moderation (1 bowl a day)
2. people who are all ready healthy adults
3. didnt take into account the fact no long term studies have ever been preformed on marijuana since long term studies require extensive testing on both lab animals and humans within the span of 5-40 years.

the long term side effects are still unknown, marijuana has only been completely legal in two states for more then 2 years and others just barely starting up. its to soon to claim marijuana is really healthy for you since the government has tried to restrict research for decades.

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>You lose more brain cells walking around the street breathing in car exhaust than you would smoking a joint
Citation?
Smoking weed stunts your brains development as much if not more than alcohol. Thats why kids who regularly smoked it in highschool have much lower cognitive abilities.

I've been smoking weed for a few years (20 now) and my brain is fucked. Can't think, can't remember shit. Could be a coincidence though, I left school and stopped using my brain much.

OP is so full of shit.

You want a good drug for society, let's legalize methamphetamine. Methamphetamine is less cardiotoxic than cocaine, and does not exhibit neurotoxicity at smaller doses during controlled intervals. Unlike weed, meth will give you the energy and ambition to do anything and everything you could ever want or need to do. It reduces your need for food and sleep, while maximizing your productivity. It also gives a strong lift to libido, making you much more sexually active. Women don't want a lazy stoner, they want a go-getter who can fuck like a pornstar for hours. If you think meth is bad for society, look how efficient Nazi Germany was. It was made illegal and taken away from white people because the powers that be saw how dangerous it could be to the status quo.

Starting a meth operation is far easier than weed. Weed requires many plants, and a large time investment. Meth requires a few household items and other equipment that can be easily acquired at a hardware store. Profit margins on meth are 10x better than what you'll make from weed.

It's 2016, why aren't you slinging shard yet?

>You lose more brain cells walking around the street breathing in car exhaust than you would smoking a joint.

This doesn't mean it's safer, it means smoking a joint is adding to the top of that.

>Smoking weed stunts your brains development as much if not more than alcohol
Citation?

no it means you are constantly surrounded by carcinogens and heavy metals/toxic compounds so caring about a joint is fucking stupid. Your environment is literally toxic.

The brain is a muscle, if you stopped working out would you expect your body to stay big?

>congrants
>Implying its hard to troll retards like you

Also cough when it's dank

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_cannabis#cite_note-2

Also. Just look at any single person who smoked weed in highschool.

I have very low blood pressure averaging lower than 80 over 40. marijuana; a vasodilator, can cause my blood pressure to drop and cease to supply enough oxygen to my heart and brain. The diagnosis would blame my circulatory system probably call it a heart attack but make no mistake it would be caused by cannabis

Congratz, not congrants. It's short for "congratulations".

wow great source you got there

>Also. Just look at any single person who smoked weed in highschool.

you mean all those successful guys I know? All the burnouts in my highshool went to herion.

what an angry mother fucker he needs to stop smoking so much 'erb.

The brain is a muscle now? Some people never cease to amaze me.

Oh and that source said nothing about weed being worse than alcohol in terms of developing cognitive function, thats just a blatant lie you tacked on. Alcohol is fucking awful for your brain young or not. You'd be better off binging something like MDMA than alcohol, weed cant even begin to fucking compare.

YOU'RE A MUSCLE!! YOU'RE A MUSCLE!!!