Pour a gallon of hot cum down my throat and call me Helen, that's Jason Bourne!

>Pour a gallon of hot cum down my throat and call me Helen, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well switch my voter registration to Republican and give me a Trump hat, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit, that's Jason Bourne!

>someone get me some chicken and watermelon, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well slap my ass and fuck me like a cow, That's Jason Bourne!

>Well Hitler was right about everything, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well dip my balls in a saucer full of cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens, that's Jason Bourne!

>well, take all the points out of slytherin and give em to griffindor, HOWEVER that's jason bourne

Shit in the top of a toilet and call it an upper decker, that's Jason Bourne!

>Stuff an apple in my mouth and call me a Christmas ham, that's Jason Bourne!

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>Well throw me in the oven and call me Anne Frank, that's Jason Bourne!

>Pluck the soul right out of me and cast me into oblivion, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well shoot me and throw me from a plane, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well put me in a cotton field and call me a nigger, that's Jason Bourne!

I thought this guy was wearing a hat for the longest time

Well crash my plane and call the Agent C, thats Jason Bourne!

>well i´m sorry to hear that... because now.. that´s jason bourne!

>well call me a sea bass and serve me with chili, thats Jason Bourne!

>well, designate me a spot and let me shit on the street, thats Jason Bourne!

HOL UP

AY YO

HOL UP

YOU FINNA SAY

HOL

YOU FINNA SAY THAT

AY

AY YO

HOL UP

THAT'S JASON BOURNE

>well circumcise me and call me a Jew, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well take me to the barber and just fuck my shit up, that's Jason Bourne!

well put nutella in my ass and eat it like a doughnut thats jason bourne

>well spend your friday night masturbating and posting dank menes, that's Jason Bourne!

Well prep my bull and call me a cuck, that's Jason Bourne!

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>Well trap my soul and enchant me into a cockring, that's Jason Bourne!

>well roll these digits and check my repeating integers, that's Patrick Bateman!

Holy shit those dubs can be worse than Snowden.

BWEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEE

They tracked you.

I enjoy this

That song kicks ass.

This is my fetish.

Jesus Christ ...

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>[bwees internally]