When the kryptonite hits you and you high as fuck

>when the kryptonite hits you and you high as fuck

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Enough with thse fucking threads
you people are fucking worse than bronies and furries

Calm down, faggot, I'm just making fun of this shit movie

>has the face and hair of a 80 year old man after getting hit with nuclear bomb

>face goes back to young looking

>hair doesnt

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lmao you sure did show 'em

Bravo Snyder, pure fucking Kino.

>shit movie
BvS is the ultimate pleb filter because idiots like you can't see its brilliance. I bet it feels like shit being so stupid you can't comprehend genius when it punches you in the fucking face.

>capeshit
>good
No words can describe how much of a pleb you are

>BvS is the ultimate pleb filter

t. tasteless imdb movie buff from Sup Forums

fucking christ
just imagine the rest of this plebs taste

I saw BvS twice and I literally forgot until right now that Supes got nuked. What an awful fight scene. How can a movie be this forgettable.

it's not, you're just completely retarded.

Snyder also did a shot for shot take of Batman's parents dying with the necklance beads around the gun str8 from a comic book.

the guy legit was that fucking dedicated

This. Fucking faggots hate on the film because it btfo every single film Marvel has put out.

its one of the worst flicks i've seen this year

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The movie is fucking shit, so let it be fucking be. We don't need another "look, I made a funny" thread, you 12 year old, newfag memer.

You're spot on, man. People don't realize how hard it is to adapt panels from comic books. It takes an enormous amount of effort, work, and dedication. The DKR references are beautiful. What other comic book film has actually gone so far as to use comic book panels? Pure kino.

this scene was so based, but I really wish they showed the full scene of him flying back

Who was the Lex talking to at the end?

And why don't nukes just super charge Supes when the dude feeds on radiation?

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damn nigga

he feeds on yellow sun light, not just radiation.

>What other comic book film has actually gone so far as to use comic book panels?
You guys are literally retarded.

Left is so much better

nobody's saying it's unique, we're just saying it's present. don't get all defensive marvcuck.

POETRY

the one decent shot in the entire flick.

I guess Sin City is too old these days

Is this whats considered special among capeshit drones? I mean you must be a really huge fucking tasteless plebeian if thats what you consider "pleb filter" you mongrel

its pure epic fucking kino u wouldn't understand faggot

Make way for the original capekino.

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triggered

>this movie is shit
Good meme

>the walls forming comic panels
How BTFO is Snyder?

If Snyder had cared half as much about the plot as he did about making TDKR references, he would have made a good movie.

pretty kino desu

Yeah keep laughing, your Civil War movie should have had Captain America die but instead your writer/director pussied out.

Whats the point of the entire end battle scene if there was no stakes at all for any of the characters? Everything just ended peacefully

Snyder doesn't notice ants like the Russos where he treads.

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Never fucking replying to me again if you're going to use words like that you fucking jerk idiot face.
>low IQ image no better than the LOST ones
Fucking pathetic. Give me non sophomoric shit for IMDB teens and then we'll talk

that's pretty cool actually

is still better though

genuine question:

Who/what is lex talking to in this scene from the ultimate edition?

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>There are people on this board right now still defending Civil War
pretty scary, isn't it?

>these are all from the trailer as well
someone should hurry and make from the full film

steppenwolfen

That was the only part of the movie that wasnt comical mischif

muh dick
too much kino
thank you based snyder

this is actually pure direct cinema

I'm not memeing

Because he's powered by yellow sunlight, not just radiation.

Come to think of it, isn't the sun a white star, not a yellow one? It looks yellow down here because the blue gets scattered to the sky?

You need some friendship

He is communicating with Darkseid

Why did Supes turn into a skeleton? No seriously what is the internal logic?

Steppenwolf from Apokolips

remember the knightmare sequence in the desert with the big omega symbol on the ground? that's Darksied's symbol. Darksied is ruler of Apokolips (a distant planet) and Steppenwolf is his top general. When Lex says "He's coming" he's talking about Darksied. Batman's nightmare was a vision of a potential future where Darksied took over and manipulated/brainwashed Superman.

It looks like Steppenwolf; Darkseid's uncle and a leader of his armies. If Apokolips is going to invade Earth, Steppenwolf would lead the vanguard.

these are great and all but when is marvel going to adapt this?

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or this

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KINO
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hot

HAHAHA

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It's kind of weird because it seems to imply that Superman's powers are some sort of photosynthesis, which isn't usually the case. But anyway:

Superman generates and "stores" energy from the sun. It powers his strength and invulnerability. The nuke hits him so goddamn hard that almost all of his "reserves" are depleted, leaving him skeletal and gaunt. He absorbs energy from all the nearby plants to heal himself (again, a not-before-seen thing), and goes off to find the sun again.

based kino

You faggots need to stop falseflagging us. I actually like BvS, so stop with the autistic memes already.

dubs confirm

>falseflagging
There is no need

Everyone knows you're tasteless plebs from Sup Forums, the reddit dc forum and twitter

I wonder how many Snyderplebs know what film Kubrick himself stole that shot from

you think the whale shape in the wall is just a fucking coincidence?

the memes are legit user.

more snyderkino

i don't use any of those and BvS is film of the year

>posting the one single sole singular only cinematographic shot in the movie

....do you have a point to make?

dank kino
epic kino

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I cant wait to watch the making of features and hear if Snyder mentions any of these religious mythological references

*jaw drops*
Literally kino! Thank you kinogod Snyder!

What are your top 10 films of all time and top 5 films of 2015?

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why would he? decent directors don't do that shit

>no penis pods shot

Have you ever heard him speak? He's actually retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc

they're all kinos you haven't heard of

Source

shit movie for plebs

>falseflagging

what are yours?

BASED
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KINO
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>reddit marvelcuck who can't into kino
faggot

kino

>Marvel fans
This console war faggotry is the problem. Every criticism of BvS is dealt with by screaming "Marveldrones." Marvel is shit but that doesn't make BvS any good.

reminder

>>reddit marvelcuck who can't into kino
when will you retards realize

marvel or dc, capeshit is capeshit and goes straight into the trash

but marvel is shit and BvS is good.

probably because the "criticisms" of it are fucking retarded

dumb marvelcucks, you cant appreciate kino, stick to reddit plebshit

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>left: alpha kinomakers
>right: numale cucks
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

These. BvS is literally kino and all the criticisms don't reflect that. When you start with the assumption that Snyder makes kino, the criticisms seem minuscule in comparison. When you see what he does with the characters, it's without parallel.

Whats wrong? Are you spooked that we'll know you're a huge pleb?

>top 10
The Conformist / Bernardo Bertolucci / 1970
Eyes Wide Shut / Stanley Kubrick / 1999
Sherlock JR / Buster Keaton / 1924
The Red and White / Miklos Jancso / 1967
Eclipse / Michelangelo Antonioni / 1962
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg / Jacques Demy / 1964
Claire's Knee / Eric Rohmer / 1970
A Touch of Zen / King Hu / 1969
The Insect Woman / Shohei Imamura / 1963
Hold Me While I'm Naked / George Kuchar / 1966
>Top 2015
Picture related
How about you?