What the fuck is wrong this god damn cat? >out of nowhere 2 weeks ago it appears at my deck >comes to my deck every day and almost never leaves it >the second it sees me, it runs up to me and starts profusley meowing at me >once it starts this it wont stop for like five minutes, even if i close the door and ignore it >runs away if im ever too close too it >constantly meowing at me, if i go out of the house from there it follows me loosley
I don't own it and I know 100% that it's homeless. How do i get it to fuck off for good?
Cameron Watson
The cat is haunting you. If you kill it it will continue haunting you, only scarier. You should probably kill your self
Nathan Lee
fucking shoot it
Julian Walker
shoot yourself then shoot it
Gavin Kelly
nice Full House.
Feed the cat, also maybe a bowl of milk, and it will go away
Joshua Baker
Take it in and give it a good life you piece of shit. Or if you dont want it re home it to someone who has a soul. If nobody takes it then shoot it. And live with the regret of killing somthing that loved you
Wyatt Ross
Take him into your home keep him or cat and dog shelter. But he obviously likes you shame you want him to go away. Kneel down on his level not to close and make a little ticking noise and rub your fingers hell come over
Easton Ramirez
Grab a bowl you're okay with never seeing again (or buy a cheap plastic bowl), fill it with water and drop it off somewhere away from your door.
Ryan Campbell
Pretty much these
Logan Gonzalez
IT JUST WANTS MORE
Jordan Anderson
Call animal control and they will come remove it.
Nolan Ross
If you were in the streets dude hungry and wanting somewhere warm. He wants to be with you user ;(
Thomas Jones
>feeding an animal >expecting it to leave the source of the food
Are you retarded?
Oliver Hernandez
get some acetaminophen, crush it up into powder, mix it with tuna feed it to the cat. problem solved
Carter Lee
OP. You took advice from the wrong guy. Don't you know the saying?
Joseph Gutierrez
adopt him. he will give you luck and happiness
Ryan Cox
Seriously fucking kill yourself.
Samuel Jones
if dubs you take the kitty in
Landon Russell
roll for this
Cameron Foster
op take kitten in house and love him forever
Christopher James
This is something I know how to deal with user... put him in your bathroom for 3-5 days with water, a litterbox, and food. Make sure it doesn't get out. Now, after 3-5 days that cat will think this is its home. You now have a pet cat.
Angel Thompson
its not working
its just gurgling at me now what the fuck cats do that?
Jason Wood
get an air rifle or something mate.
Get rid of it. They kill like 30 mammals a day, you would be doing your local fauna a favor.
Kevin Barnes
It's a feral cat. That means its to wild, and will never be a good house pet. A cat will routinely patrol a same exact route every day. They do that until they die. On it's daily route one of its ways to find food is by seeing who wants to feed it, and returning.
Dominic Murphy
Get some proper cat food, feed cat daily. Make friends with cat and eventually invite her inside the house. Provide a warm blanket next to food and water. Don't try to shape her into a housecat, let her outside when she wants. She's prolly not always been feral since she's not shy of humans, but idk if you can get her to use a litter box.
Nathaniel King
It's begging for catnip you dumb cunt There's catnip growing somewhere around your house Find it and relocate it to your annoying neighbors yard ?????? Profit
Camden Barnes
He's scared bro. He's wild any person that's probably seen him has probably scared him off or tried attacking him. My grandma own a stray cat and I had one he was terrified took some time he would hiss and sit at the back door except he was sick. He was dying and he would let you hardly touch him. But on his last day he came in the house and gave everyone love. :(
Lucas Taylor
This. Think about it op you could scare him off now probably bad things will happen to him. Or have a good mate at your side
Charles Brown
Go to your local hardware store and buy some Fly Bait. Put it in a bowl of Cola and set it outside. The cat will be offended and leave.
Hudson King
it likes cheese for some reason
Trips and animal control takes it away I don't want it
Grayson Evans
Sage
Brayden Taylor
It's trying to adopt you. From the way it's behaving, it was somebody's cat who got dumped.
If you have some canned tuna, put a bowl of it on the deck and tap your finger on the deck next to the bowl. The cat should come up and start eating. While it's doing that, scratch it between the shoulder blades. Now you have a pet cat.
Don't feed it dry cat food because that causes feline diabetes. If you shop around, you should be able to get Friskees canned cat food for $0.30-$0.50 per can.
Asher Martinez
Op do the fly bait thing
Juan Ward
That cat just wants to love you. I would love it back.
Ian Russell
>don't feed it dry cat food because that causes feline diabetes feed it dry dog food. That's what i do with my 2 cats
Carter Lee
Not gonna read this thread - this simple.
Cat wants you to take care of it. Obviously. If you want to just feed it from a distance and slowly bring the food inside. He's yours.
Seems you don't want it, though. Don't be a dick. Unfortunately the only way to get rid of a cat that thinks you're nice is to not be nice. So the solution is take it to the fucking shelter.
/thread
Aiden Hall
Where do you shit for half a week then
Nathan Fisher
give him love
Kayden Davis
it likes you op, don't be a dick
Aaron Thomas
It's a stray cat, dude.
Take it in. Slash its throat, pickle its eyes, and practice your dissection skills on it. Once organ removal is complete, skin it, and try some cat tacos.
Cat Taco recipe: -Cut skinned meat into manageable pieces (think chicken strips) -Tenderize chicken -Marinate with a dash of cayenne pepper, a teaspoon of paprika, salt and pepper to taste, and olive oil -Leave for at least 30 mins -Grill that motherfucker or sautee it. If sautee, add several drops of lemon and 2-3 sprigs of thyme to enhance the flavor -Serve with dishes that mix well with game dishes such as green beans, mashed potatoes, and boiled veggies.
Aaron Howard
>Be me cat >Be disowned by everyone :( >Walk to some guys do meowing to piss him off >Kek he comes to the door >He feeds me cheese not bad >He's on the phone >Think he's calling animal control :( >Op if your reading this don't call them signed cat
Ethan Gomez
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Isaiah Smith
Feed a cat and he will be full
Teach a cat to feed itself and it will always feed itself and leave you alone
Connor Barnes
I didn't expect you to be that gullible OP. There is an old saying: You don't choose a cat; a cat chooses you. You are the Chosen One, so enjoy it. Cats are usually good buddies, and low maintenance.
Michael Lewis
Dude, just be nice to him and love him, cat's are the greatest, mine helped me soooo many times when i was suicidal and shit, just give him food and milk, then slowly and patiently make him used to you and your home, donpt be pushy, and if you dont know what to do i bet there are hundereds of websites and blogs about welcoming and living with cats.
Just love him.
Adam Hall
you're a fucking piece of shit i hope you know that
Nicholas Evans
You can absolutely bring in a feral cat. I've had success about 90% of the time. The ones that didn't end up indoors just preferred to hang in the rusted truck out back and be my buds when I did yard work.
James Powell
Kek this
Matthew Moore
Let it in. This be your cat. Like woman, but cat.
Isaiah Howard
i mean if you're gonna eat it there's nothing really wrong with killing it quickly just don't draw it out or something, that's sick it's better than the cat starving slowly
Levi Lewis
give us a new picture of the happy cat now !
Asher Campbell
Yeah pls
Angel Stewart
Seems cute OP and it likes you. May as well make it yours. Cats are easy to look after once they're house trained and even thats easy. And it may already be by the looks of it.
More like though it belongs to someone who keeps pets outside a lot so it roams around to visit other people. My parents have a cat that lives 4 doors down but it spends 10 hours a day following my Dad around it.. and they've never fed it once. Sometimes cats just dig you.
Lucas Morales
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Aaron Ross
Please take your moral faggotry elsewhere.
You think I give one fuck? I live in the city. I get these stray cats all the time. No one cares about a slit throat--or other things. The best way to consume them is through tacos or through slow cooking.
Humans, obviously, are a bit tougher to get away with, but still possible, even in the city.
Chase Anderson
That requires trips.
It's still just fucking meowing at my god damn deck.
Dubs and I try to take it in. ( no guarantee of success but ill try ) Trips and animal control gets him.
Nathan Brooks
Yes op. Gonna need more pictures of the cat.... That's in your house... Happy... Forever... With a new name.
Nathan Rogers
Check em
Luis Wood
roll for adoption
Tyler Lee
Even dubs saves it Odd dubs names it
Roll nig nogs this faggot really isn't going to leave now that I fed the fucker
Caleb Butler
And again cause i'm a soft faggot
Josiah Morales
Rolling for dubs
Ayden Green
this is for u cat
Grayson Hill
feed him, give him a name !
Hudson Carter
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Lincoln Garcia
Roll for animal shelter
Jaxon Turner
There you go op
Xavier Perez
WINRAR
Wyatt Walker
Skinwalker
Joseph Wright
Don't take him in straight away lure him with food
Josiah Cruz
Roll for take in.
Cameron Johnson
fill bathtub with water take a bowl fill up with milk put bowl inside your house wait for cat to drink the milk close the door get some rocks get a sack put cat inside of the sack trow sack in your tub take sack go to your bind problem solved
Jaxson Nguyen
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
NOW ITS MULTIPLIED
Jose White
Just take it to a vet or shelter yourself. By the time this thread was created and is over it could already be fuckin gone. Rollin
Tyler Young
Cats are weird, user. Haven't you learned that by now?
Jaxson Edwards
Enjoy your new furry friend, OP. :) Cats are great.
Dominic Williams
you are funny ! Try it with yourself first, to see if it works
Brody Cox
Truth
Nathan Ross
you are the king of the cat
Nicholas Cook
LOL what?
Cooper Walker
Even trips I try to take in the other one Odd trips the other one gets controlled
Gabriel Anderson
Adopt both of them now
Joseph Diaz
OP they're just neighbourhood cats walking around trying their luck for food before going home and eating even more food there.
Elijah Rodriguez
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Wyatt Ramirez
First cat was a bullshit scout should have killed it when you had the chance
Blake Cox
winrar
Kevin Morris
dubs incoming
Jaxon Evans
i hope i get quints and you kill that damn pest. cats are the worst. you're stupid if you take this thing in just because some faggots talked you into it.
Charles Clark
It might get interesting. See if they fight, and/or if cat #1 gets territorial... Adopt #1
Nathaniel Martinez
THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW AND THEY KEEP STARING AT MY CHEESE ANIMAL CONTROL WONT DO SHIT AGAINST MULTIPLYING CATS
WAT DO WAT DO
James Collins
Well op you got 2 cats now. Maybe 3 for quads
Adrian Lewis
help them, give food
Oliver Ortiz
Take them in your house and love them OP
Gabriel Sanders
Get a water gun and keep shooting it with water every time that you see it. It's not that hard.
Hunter Hernandez
They look the exact same probably came from same mother take them in bro feed them your little homies now
Carson Robinson
this is good advice. fuck all u faggots trying to make op keep the faggot cat
Lucas Johnson
Roll
Aaron Martinez
leave a cheese trail into your house
Thomas Gray
Dude that is someone's house cat that got left out and doesn't want to be.
You need to bring it inside, it's FUCKING MISERABLE OUT THERE