How do yo u make a woman happy ?

how do yo u make a woman happy ?

Make her cum twice

- give her money
- fuck her three times a week
- let her fuck other guys

a 13" dong made of chocolate that ejaculates money

-Be a good person
-Be yourself
-Don't give a fuck about women

Actually do things with her, like play video games or cuddle with her, other than just have sex with her.

make her eat all the eggs

I agree completely Sir
I would just add..saying that she's cute

Impossible

Her happiness is up to her not too much you can do

Be a cuck. Pay for everything. Take all blame. Or you could just not give a shit and live your life. Never get married. Freeze your sperm then get a vasectomy.

bring trouble in her life. women love trouble

>Be a good person
>be yourself

And that is where my problem is.

why even freeze? a vasectomy is undone easily.

This.

Hitachi - Magic Wand

You need to embace step 3.

Learn to gaslight her. Women are generally gullible and have a poor grasp of reality. Take control of her perception of reality. Be careful with this power. You can make both of you happy, or destroy her. Deeply, females want a man to be in control of things and just make everything happen for them. If you can control her without her knowing the full extent she will be happy. Women are biologically incapable of emotional happiness by themselves. You have to make them believe they are happy by subtly shaping her perception of what her happiness is. Like I said, this form of manipulation is easily abused, and is often used for very bad and deceptive purposes to make people feel crazy or like they cant trust you or something or someone else. But used properly, a woman will alow herself to live in a state of perceptual self deception believing in the fantasy that you can create. Learn to do this, and you will be a happy man. There is no happiness, it is an ephemeral notion that evaporates the moment you start to touch it. Like clouds in the sky, only the ones you create as an illusion with skill and artistry will last much longer than chasing after the real things.

tell her "You're right."

>you don't have to actually believe this statement.

Women like nothing more than hearing exactly what they want to hear. The search for esoteric or existential truth is not a strong point for them. Self deception is key to their happiness.

how

What a scholar

depends on the woman faggot

Horse cock dido, obviously.

Best answer so far

Virgin detected

cuck detected

be a man

>girls play vidya
>cuddling is doing something.
Fucking cuck. No balls.

Nope, 30 year wizard, married last year, just had our first kid.

Your scanner was accidentally set to mirror mode.

Dont hate the player, hate the game.

Pics or it didn't happen

You need to stop watching this kind of pornography, it truns you gay without you knowing.

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bravo, user

first of all, are you happy? that is all that matters, stop wasting you time with things not your concern

Supporting her and taking care of here while letting her fuck around.

women are never happy
they always look for a higher status cock
you can only temporarily make them happy by convincing them that they are socially very high status


check this

traditional gender roles

just make sure she is in a good mood when you fuck and hold yourself back until she is finished

as simple as

dating aquariuses

not 100% though

You cant. They will always find something to bitch about

Use your God-given hands for something other than jacking off.

They have to have the predisposition of being capable of being happy with you first, there's always the chance that you're literally incapable of it
Past that varies with the girl

There are no happy women I have met! They say they R happy to impress others, but ask their husbands. They all act like they are 13 years old, it is the hormones.