This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

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Slap his ass

Take girlfriend to the hospital

Best response ever

Chop him down. I'm not a scientist... but I believe he is part tree.

Jokes on him I don't have a girlfriend HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahahah ): *cries externally

Saitam no!

pick up what's left and run

>hit him
>he's unfazed
>he hurts me in ways I haven't been hurt since my uncle died
>my girlfriend is pretty cool so she loves me more just for trying
>worth it

Arrest him for assault

fyi im a cop

fucking chad
kill him with words

>Return
Your cuffs wouldn't be big enough. Neither would your balls.

take out his knee

>Start talking trash
>girlfriend pulls me away says it's not worth it
>win
>didn't have to fight
>girlfriend thinks I'm tough

beat the shit out of him

Pull out my .38

Ask him why he just slapped my hand

Think to myself "damn my girlfriend must be hot af

>Give myself 10 big boy points for having hot af girlfriend

I'm sorry, but I'll have to show him all my power, just this once.

>Draws katana

Nigga real life ain't no movie

This but
>think i am tough
>gf thinks i am stupid af

2pbp

Kek

>>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
I'm 7'3", 336lbs, soooooo.... I think I'll be okay.

he look bulletproof

Why you always lying

I'm sorry dad.

Fight him. Anything else and you're a cuck

Ask my gf to apologize.

I'm sorry dad.

If your girlfriend walks around like your pic-related, I don't blame him for smacking her ass.

...

What girlfriend?

nerd out for a minute

How many millions of times have I told you not to exaggerate?

This is not a feels thread

pee myself

I turn to him and yell
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU BROKE BRO CODE!"
Immediately all bros will side with me for his breach in bro code.

remember kids, someone could be 8 feet tall and 500 pounds of muscle but that doesn't change how easy it is to rip their nutsack

>battle cry
>go for his balls
>no homo but a little homo

smart man

I'll sick mr tattoo guy after him

>get a stepladder
>stand on tiptoes in an attempt to get at eye level
>tell him that was rude
>ask if I can ride around his shoulders

Call an ambulance ahead of time and buckle up to fight that dumb cunt.

Pic related is gf ass

hahaha the blonde ont he left looks like a fukkin retard. why is her top 4" lower than her tits

...

Ask him politely to stop.
That was easy.

7'2"
335 pounds. That muscular? I feel like he'd weigh a lot more than that.
As for what I'd do, I'd invite him to the bar. Getting a high five from him would mean we're friends and all. Then I'd try to get a girlfriend that wasn't my friend, inevitably start a fight, and watch as my Shrek friend hurls dudes about the place

Stab in Nuts. Carry on.

Girlfriend that wasn't my hand *

magdump and reload

I would inform him that that was my masterbating hand

Your hand has an ass?

It's got a spot where my penis goes.

Punch him in the dick so fucking hard his testicles explode out of his asshole, cut off his arms then take a shit down his mouth and make a carpet out of his skin.

Nobody touches my mother like that.

>word
>tis a fair evening for a poem m'lady

Yea good luck with that

lol

>u in the front

I don't understand why everybody fear bodybuilder. I mean, most of them suck dick for protein... they would rather rape a guy than.... oh okay now I understand.

that pussy slaps the wrong girl

Attack him with a fucking chainsaw and not get arrested because he is on my land.

make my gf sue him for sexual agression, count my shekel

I wish he was a she and be my girlfriend.

I don't understand why Sup Forums pretends they could have a girlfriend.

Hardest boner right now

Kick his knee, that it will be destroyed go away with gf... he can't even follow because of his knee. U make big trees fall when u cut em on the bottom

pull out my gun and shoot him

reach for a spoon in my pocket

Wat

Use Slav powers to kick his ass

Dump tackle being that tall he's got shit balance and little mobility, wail on him once he's on the ground. Either way i'd be so keen to try, be like fighting with Goliath or some shit man

hi white guy, im sorry but where are the real men , oh, what do u call them already , ah , yeah , the BBC? thanks

Be surprised about having a girlfriend.

complain about it on /r9k/

...inch penis

Slap his ass and ask when he's picking me up

>>>>>>>>>>>My sides

>>>>>>>>>Earth

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Last time I heard muscles don't make you bullet proof

I want him to slap Mike Zambidis gf/wife, so I can see a guy half as tall beats the shit out of him. Would be hilarious like a midget beats someone.

I always wonder with huge guys like this

Is the dong proportional or does he have like a regular 6 incher that looks like a little pinkey on that giant frame.

Kek

Dongs aren't generally proportional. I'm a tiny fucking manlet but my dick is significantly bigger than average. I like to pretend that huge guys like this have tiny wieners because it makes me feel better about the fact that girls will never fight each other to take pictures with me and have sex with me.

Not until they saw your dong or heard about it.

But reality looks like this:
You have to be tall or a giant, or some kind if hot midget like Peter Dinkeykongshlong. Everything inbetween is just shit.... most of the time

Ask him how he got in the fucking door.

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