What's Your Excuse for Not Having a GF?

What's Your Excuse for Not Having a GF?

more of that bitch

Intimacy issues

my wife would disapprove

bad at top lane

Nonexistent self-esteem, anxiety and weaponized autism
>only ever had one female friend
>that was back in primary school
>she was a tomboy

Im retarded

beta as fuck

i don't want my heart broken

Gay

Fucking twitch loser fag move out of your moms house and get a job you lazy nigger!

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last one ran away from me pregnant ... still afraid that it happens again and I have to pay for a second child. And she was a cunt ... lost all faith in women

i have one

Because I already have a wife.

go on

so what?

asexual. I don't find sex that pleasing, and its hard to keep a relationship going without it.

I don't go out.

I have a job, I have money but I just don't like to go out, in bar, club etc... this fuckin sucks so I guess that's why.

I already get along with her just fine. Only married 7 months, and still in the honeymoon phase. So I get plenty of sex, and don't want or need two whiny bitches hanging around all the time.

Zero confidence, super busy, not much social life because of busy, pretty depressed.

Other than that, no legitimate reason. Pretty good with conversation, pretty good looking, big dick.

Just never get out and meet women really. I'm not very good at it though and I'm boarder line retarded on picking up when someone is flirting with me until it's way too late.

my hand would get jealous

underrated post

>can't do small talk for the life of me
>neither find myself interested enough to be talked about nor find myself interested in other people
>always avoid eye contact with everyone
>hate going to clubs even when drunk
etc.

me too!

>weaponized autism
Yikes.

Beta cuck

Lol when Dyrus the permastoned sounding league player has a hotter gf than you

I don't have time to deal with them. I don't even know any females except for my mom.

>I already get along with her just fine
>don't want or need two whiny bitches hanging around all the time

Oh so the wife is whiny and you don't get along fine?

>ugly, weak chin, large nose and lips, pale, blonde
>don't know how to dress myself
>just buy what looks comfortable and pick out clothes at random
>don't know how to get a good haircut and maintain it
>really insecure about my posture, face and hair actually

he probably have lots of money that's why

Too ugly for one

She won't agree to it. But she'll eventually crack if I just keep her in the basement a little longer.

This is dyrus's GF. She streams too

I don't really try i guess...maybe if i tried i'd be able to. There are plenty of beautiful girls in the world with low self esteem.

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I prefer my GFs to have dicks

>hate going to clubs even when drunk
user this is basically me we should have gay sex

I'm a worthless piece of shit

My wife would kill me

Gayness.

That's called being gay user. It's not overly uncommon, sooooo that's no excuse.

I'm unlovable on a romantic level

That's gay

What does that even mean

It is? Fuck.

I love you

I have a wife

Thanks dad

I tried to keep a GF but then wife found out and she was fucking PISSED!!!

Now I just spend my money on guns instead of GF

Moar without the hands?

Excuse? No. Reasons? Yes.

They whine too much.
They always want to know where you are, what you're doing, telling you they want to spend time with you.
They cost too much.
They're mostly co-dependent.
They lie.
They use you for whatever.

I am pushing 40. I already have 2 awesome kids. I have 3 or 4 girls I fuck, on the pretty regular. I don't need some stupid gf or whatever to define me. I come and go as I please. I hang out with my dog.

>put your gf in a trunk for a day. put your dog in a trunk for a day. which one will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?

I mean like sure my immediate family loves me, but relationship-wise I'm insecure to a fault, addicted to sexual satisfaction, manipulative to the point that I'm unaware of it. I'm lazy and my habits aren't viewed as normal, Sup Forums, loli, etc. Not to mention that all of my talents aren't marketable for steady income. Plus not many women find me attractive, and the ones that do are always crazy

nice, good for dyrus

Having GF pros: sex

Having GF cons: stress, less money, having to do shit you don't want to do, having a stupid baby, she can literally ruin your life by accusing you of a number of things, she can cheat on you, she can send you into a depressive spiral ending with you in a tub with a bag over your head, and on and on

> tfw I have a gf

pic related

autism
ugly af
i dont like ugly girls
if gf she needs to look like pic related
=
forever alone u///u

I do OP. Shes pretty cool..cooks for me all the time, buys me nice stuff and family likes her. Dont think it will work out in the long run but its been a bretty good year. Heres a pic.

Kek

>be Yuropoor
>move to Murrika
>get pussy simply because I have an accent

I'm 30. The reason why I just hook up and don't seriously date them is because most girls at my age are looking for marriage and kids. That's basically most relationships at 30.

If I find a girl who won't pressure the whole marriage and kids issue and I really like her, sure - I'll date her. Until then, pump 'em and dump 'em.

I'm gay.

moving to CO in a few months

I can barely keep myself entertained, and all women want is attention. Plus I hate texting nowadays.

I dumped her to bang a milf without feeling guilty about cheating.

The worst part is we still have a lease together, lol.

>weak af

Forgot to mention, most of the bitches I fuck are fat because they're really easy and they take it up the ass.

Don't wanna date a fattie tho.

>obviously never dated a cunt before

I dont like people. I'd like a girlfriend, someone to share my life with, but I don't like the whole process, cause when I meet a girl, I view her as a person:

Which I hate.

Girls = problems and money

i'd rather spend my money on useful stuff for me, weed and partying with my friends and not having to worry about getting cucked behind my back

>more of that bitch
im a loser?

Ya'll are fucking beta's, using shitty excuses as to why you don't have a gf when in reality you're all depressed, ugly, anti-social faggots.

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girls = you can't get

face the truth, if the opportunity arose you'd take it

Nothing wrong with being single in between relationships man. At least I can fuck around and actually do whatever I want.

I'm referring to the people who say they don't want a girlfriend, yet don't even fuck casually. Nothing wrong with the casual inbetweeners.

That's actually tougher for me than getting a gf.

Use Tinder. I put the shittiest pics of myself, put my bio to "I like blowy joeys and chicken tendies" and still get matches.

Its hard to find a girl thats no slut

>Facebook required

no thanks

i feel like this is the same person > are you saying that every girl you've met hasn't been difficult or boring or self absorbed or bitchy or so basic you physically cringe? fuck you man, you try to make yourself seem like you're above us but i definitely know you've had your equal share of shit experiences and you just want to feel better about yourself. i sincerely hope you kill yourself. i try to keep negative energy out of my life and it seems that girls are a big part of that.

I just didn't want it connected to my facebook, is there another way?

having a happy marriage is beta now?

Fucking escorts is more fun.

i am ugly

yes. you are beta. ask your bull

are you really replying to obvious b8
it is not the shitposters that ruin things, it's the people who reply

It doesn't show anything on your facebook. I've made 3 fake ones. Takes 10 minutes to set it all up. I have one on my real facebook too.

I'm not the guy who said that. I'm a college student at the age of 20, not planning to marry for a while. Just asked if getting married and being loyal to your partner, no matter the gender, is being beta?

Because, none of em is loyal, I expect loyalty, I'm gonna be single for a loong time

>penor

as 14yo horny teen, yes.

Wrong thread then, bub

Try viewing her as more of an objective then and see if you can convince yourself to chance her rather than be her friend

lol, ignore the sluts here. you are cool

intredasting

Truth

Feels bad

OP here, isn't there higher std risk?

This.

Also ordinarily retarded, but tricked to think that sex is a must.

Only user with any sense in this thread! respect.