I wanna travel the world, but only have 3 bucks. How do?

I wanna travel the world, but only have 3 bucks. How do?

walk

you dont

die bich

Join the military.
Am a future US sailor and I can't wait

post your naked pics and we will help you.
honest.

What do I do once I reach the ocean?

keep walking fagot

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> (You)
>What do I do once I reach the ocean?
swim

your solution is to get on welfare? fuck you

'ight homie

Just walk through Europe and apply for asylum... then take the government checks you get to travel

*Jet sounds*

Don't waste money on a fedora

military people travel

Get a job

>sell kidney
>....??
>profit

>Get a Job
>Work your ass off to get the money
>Travel

Alt 2.
>Go the nigger way and steal money
>Pay for your travels

Alt 3
>Steal a bicycle

this im going for training for Royal Engineers cant wait

I have a job as computer engineer, but I'm so far in dept I can't see where the hole begins.

I already sold kidney to get in university.

hitchhike on land
sign on to crew a freighter to cross oceans
suck dick for food

Tell ISIS I said "hi" before you shell them.

>Become a fugitive
>Go into debt
>Travel-work
3 options right there

were expected to go to syria or Ukraine at the start of next year and im going for front line engineers my brothers in the PWRR based in germany OH MAN GONA BE GUD

>Get a shitty job
>Look for cheap flight deals on the net
>Quit shitty job
>Rince
>Repeat

I'm already in dept, that's why I only have 3 bucks. I travel about 3 blocks from my house, does that count? I killed a nigger for getting on my land once, turned out I was at the wrong house. Does that count?

For got to add

If u wanna go full vagabond u can buy one way tickets and stay however long u want

The REAL Syrian's are my homies, don't hit 'um up please. Unless they are ISIS members or something, in that case shell 'em. Ukrainians are 'ight, but some do need to be taken down. If you come across Turkey please nuke that place for me.

i gotchu

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