This guy just called you a faggot

this guy just called you a faggot
what do you do?
this guy is 6"3 and is faster than light

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Shoot him in self defense.

teleport behind him and kill him

>edge

tell him you are and then ask him if he wants me to prove it

Take out muh gun and shoot him.
Then I say "Praise Trump".

Call him a nigger.

That's the great thing about arguing with blacks. No matter what they call you, you can always play the "nigger" card, and you instantly win.

Call pest control, and go on with my day whistling "Alabama Nigger".

Kek this.

Realize he is made of Meatloaf because of his ability to move faster than light.
If not meatloaf, then his body would be very weak, at the atomic level because of G forces, and thus, unstable.
AKA not a very solid object.

Laugh at him and then have the guards take him back to the plantation/jail/basketball court. Ur choice really

Tell them I'm a cop

>be 6'4"
>lift weights and fat
>tell him thanks but no thanks and walk away

underrated reply.

Ignore him and walk away, because I'm white and I don't have to worry about shit like this.

Try to end the situation peacefully. If that can't happen, then i'll put a bullet through his brain.

>Faster than light

jesus christ, i give the man money to do things for me

that's some fucking absurd speed

tease him with my electroshock weapon
he being down, I call him my nigger an put the collar back in place

go home to my wife and my three lovely children and eat the supper his mom has cooked for us.

at least im not a nigger.

It may result in an L for me but fuck that nigga he's getting hit first.

call him a bitch ass nigga and stab him to the chest. degenerate shitskins need to die

>faster than light
He would disentegrate as the EM force, strong and weak nuke forces that keep his body together can't interact at FTL velocities

Explain that i do not understand nigger

>this

>faster than light
I mean, I'm not really that fast. That's not all that impressive.

call him a nigger.

I'd make a joke at my expense to show off a harmless demeanor, while showing off my superior intellect.

Heres what you do real life

say "shutup bitch" in kind of a joking way, if he doesnt lighten up

ask him if he is serious, if he really wants to start something.

Take the beating.
or, less likely, defeat him.


point is. dont be afraid of getting a whoopin

agree wholeheartedly, walk home, and cry in the shower

bend him over & show him what's up

Hand him into Nasa so that we may dissect him and find out how. Two birds one stone, we kill nigger and go fest

id just say yeah fuck you then and then obviously get my ass beat.

but getting ur ass beat is only half as bad as just lettin shit fly

>but getting ur ass beat is only half as bad as just lettin shit fly

Nigger logic at its best.

>get on knees and start sucking his dick
whos the faggot now you faggot

>faster than light
Throw solid matter at him to cause acute nuclear fission and dissolve him into pure energy.

right but OP probably means in real life

because we all know you and other racist faggots on Sup Forums would never call a strong black guy like that an N word in his face

"yeah? Why are you walking around shirtless and with your pants barely hanging on your ass?"

See if he is faster than a round from a Glock

>Faster than light
Tell him to prove it and as he reaches speeds close to the speed of light his mass increases and collapses into a sustainable black hole everyone dies

Gottem.

Pull out a lighter and start a small fire with his nigger hair and pubic hair? Regular hair? Same shit.

The natural KFC grease nignogs produce will quickly engulf him like a night club in Oakland.

you don kno ME!
you don KNO ME!
you DON KNOW ME!
YOU DON KNOW ME!
YOU DON KNOW ME!
YOU DON KNOW ME!

Agree with him and call myself a fag so he doesn't beat the christ out of me

>Pull the 'ole "I know you are but what am I".
>gotem
>watch as he praises Papa Trump
>can't stump a Trump

I know the secret nigger handjive, so I'll be ok. He'll probably invite me to drink grape drink with him, or steal a bicycle together.

I can safely say his dick is probably thicker than your arms

Say something like man you just call me a f*****? Man I suck your dick man.

If he goes for it then you know he's a fag. If he doesn't go for it he can't hurt you because then he would be committing a hate crime.

Remind him that in the end, it's the skin color that matters.

That, and the fact letting them out of cotton fields was a mistake.

I get in his ass

Sit him down to talkabout his rampant antisocial behaviour, then shoot him in the face.

I agree with this, alpha type is weak against gay type. Not gay myself but I'll use it to assert dominance.

eat some snickers, throw the wrapper on the floor

...

pretty much applies anywhere

>white people
>losing arguments with blacks
pick one

Who the fuck types with their thumb?

insecure white faggot thinking he's smarter just because he's white

Laugh at him?

>2016
>Still falling for the BBC meme

tell the teacher on him

The average black has an IQ below the cut-off for retardation.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p69XxYjfx-k

Exactly

na it's for real. ive been to nude beaches and black guys normally had bigger cocks than white guys.

i couldn't help but notice

You literally cannot have dimensions in any direction to travel the speed of light.

Suck his dick

Bend over and spread my asscheeks

i kick his ass,
im not a retarded american so not scared of stinking niggers

The IQ test isn't exactly that reliable and it's a fact that when black people are raised in wealthier nations, their IQ's are significantly higher.

Call him a nigger and wait for him to die from sickle cell

>faggot detected

pull out my glock and put three in his chest and yell self defense

Yeah, because they are typically mixed at some point with smarter Europeans. Almost no Americans blacks are 100% African.

Also, even if you don't believe in IQ, just look at the everyday proof. Real life amply demonstrates that blacks are by far the most stupid race on earth.

Look down an inch from my height, dead serious glare of pure malice into his eyes, and just say "wanna fuck?" If no, start jerking it right in front of him while standing, and if we fight, rip off a chunk of his cheek with my teeth.

Take my glock gen. 4 out an empty the clip in his chest

Suck his dick, obviously.

Agree, and then sit him down and talk to him about Jesus, and his workout routine.

Ooh, what're ya chamberin'?

I wasn't talking about America specifically. Black Europeans have an even higher IQ average than African-Americans and they are usually pure-blooded African.

Drop the KFC I have in my hands, he's instinct will make him want to eat then I'll seek my move when he bends over to pic up the chicken, I'll rape him to death

Walk out of the prison, for one thing.

The prison population would go down by 37%
There would be almost 50% less gang members
Rape would go down significantly
Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
The average income would be over 20k more per year
The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
Homelessness would go down by 57%
And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%
It just shows you how much of a better life we would all have without them
Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1
kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html
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aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/gonorrhea.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/syphilis.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/chlamydia.htm
www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0697.pdf
kff.org/other/state-indicator/poverty-rate-by-raceethnicity/
homeless.samhsa.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf
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Keep in mind, Blacks only make up about 13% of the US population.

Are you black? Because your conclusion is just fucking stupid.

If you take twins separate them and raise one in a wealthy nation and one where he was born, their IQ's will be very close.

Environment means dick on IQ.

"sorry dude I'm not gay and I wouldn't date a black dude anyway for fear of my anus breaking, thanks though nigga"

I'd whip out my massive white dick and be like

Not really. You're assuming they still have identical education.
IQ tests logical faculties. Those faculties aren't inborn.
IQ gives a general impression of "raw power" in how quickly someone can tackle logical conundrums, but they'd still need the frame of reference for the logic problem.

Like how the French don't have a word for victory, so if you answer a Frenchmen to answer opposites to flipcards and you gave him "defeat," his answer would be "que?"

>if you answer a Frenchmen
*ask a Frenchman, jesus. It's late.

>Environment means dick on IQ.

False and that was my point. If you honestly think nurturing someone drastically differently won't have a significant effect on IQ then you are retarded.

But then that's why there is no "IQ test", there are instead many different tests that approximate an IQ acccording to one of the prevailing standards. They're all custom-tailored to fit a specific culture.

>Environment means dick on IQ.

Bullshit. Malnutrition and disease are rampant in Africa. These factors can significantly reduce the intellifgence of an individual. Irish used to be thought of as retards, until these issues stopped affecting them.

I am not saying that black people smart, no, they're fucking retarded. Even if these issues were eradicated for the blacks, they still wouldn't be as capable as whites.

It would be wrong to deny the effects of environment, and that the flynn effect can affect all races.

You call this cunt a nigger irl he will flaten you.

Iq tests are never reliable, also national wealth means nothing if they live in poverty or something like that.

lul and walk away because I don't care what niggers think of me.

In literally every legitimate study ever conducted on this subject, the opposite was found to be the case...

Yeah, and when pressed just say his synthol filled titties were assaulting you.

Dat protein deficiency.
It's how they kept jews in concentration camps complacent. And the Jonestown cultists, actually.

I just know without even looking at the thread that there's going to be a stormfag

this

"an N word"
>get the fuck outta here

Right on m8.