Name a band name that describes your sex life

Name a band name that describes your sex life

I'll start

Badfinger

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The Butthole Surfers

Nirvana

Nothingface

Johnny Cash

Pretty much this too.

The Grateful Dead

Scraping Foetus off the Wheel

EYE HATE GOD

The Police

Moist

Annihilator

the band

top kek

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Twenty one pilots

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Me, Mom and Morgenthaler

niggas with attitude

disturbed

Supertramp

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new kidz on the block

massive attack

the backstreet boys

smash mouth

You some kind of Catholic Priest or something?

Amish paradise

Five Finger Death Punch

Dave Matthews Band

Tool

Infant Annihilator.

The Strokes

Rush

Fisting Jesus

Big Gigantic

Linkin Park

Daughter

Infant Annihilator

The wiggles

Alice in Chains

the clash at demon head

Infant anihilator

The Who

$UICIDEBOY$

Smash Mouth

1000 Homo djs

This Will Destroy You

toto

Crywank

little dick

I DON'T MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES

Whitehouse

Mr bungle

Ween

Barenaked Ladies

Moistboyz

Violent femmes

cage the elephant

The Peeping Toms

Notorious BIG

DEICIDE

Taylor Swift

Five finger death Punch

Disturbed

Hardcore Vaginal Transmutation

Anal cunt

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Good shit

Infected mushroom

Bullet for my valentine?

Ateens

Boyzone

the womb...

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Nirvana

Minutemen

Mushroomhead

whiteboi edgelord

Limp bizkit

The pretenders

Winner

white nigger is a good song

Tomahawk.

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System of a Down

Cloroform

the white stripes

Sleep

Cradle of filth

Slipknot

Headfirst

Slayer

Diyng fetus

Juice head

Neither of us would know. That's the point. But I do know one thing. We are FUCKED UP CREATURES. I mean, really fucked...
That whole baby passing fuck circle I mentioned in my earlier post?
Bet you anything that shit has happened in the past. Probably the Abbos of Australia or Natives of North America. They are complete fucking savage tier, and no one can convince me other wise, beucase i've noticed it time and time again.
Now I know I'm a bit of a beast myself. Hell, after a clean deer kill, I ripped it's throat out just to see if I could. A loud battle cry and that deep evil laughter followed between me and my buds.
We used to wage war on a hand to hand level. Large scale war... Hand to Hand... Do you comprehend how fucked that is son?
You think because of some pronouns and a few fucking helpful-tips 101 online sites about communicating to your fellow weak nu-human is going to change that primal animal? Get fucked. You'd die or get horribly fucking scarred and realized you'd have to beast the fuck up or die.

All the hypothetical 'people are immortal now lul' things are way more likely to lean towards we try and kill each other constantly, than 'Hey man, now we can stop fearing death and start having uncaged fuck sessions with everyone in a giant pleasurable (yet for some reason scientifically advancing) society!

You wanna someone to bake the cake? Set the table? Serve you slice after slice? And think that fuck won't hold even slight resentment towards your kind?
Here is a hypothetical.
Who gets the immortality first?
Who's saying they are going to just hand that shit out to everyone.
You want Mr.ChosetoDoDrugsandbecomeHomelessRecentlyStabbedAnOldLader to become immortal in a healthy 25 year old version of himself? Think he's just going to go eurphoric and do a 180 in lifestyle/choices?
Get fucked, I think he's going to stab and steal from everyone that isn't immortal yet. It's what I'd do. What you gunna do? Shoot me? Immortal... bitch.

Kek

Rush

Precum

Milky Chance