What would Sup Forums do to my dog?

What would Sup Forums do to my dog?

Shake his hand

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he looks like a good dogo, he looks troubled tho.

Give him a treat.

I'd cuddle that pupper so hard

Pet vigorously

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Sorry it's a girl all I didn't state that and her sweater is neutral.
Maltese Shitzu

walkies

rub his head and pat his bum and ask him "who's a puppy?"

She is big on love and cuddles. She smothers me to death at times.

I'd pet the shit out of that dog.

pet him and tell him he's a good boy

Cuddle him more than you would ever

get him out of that hipster sweater. then pet him.

give it a rub

Honestly with the weather the dog is cold. Only wears it outside.

I would seriously snuggle with her.

Sup Forums: the place where we laugh at niggers getting shot trying to steal from people and trains running people over to 50s music but when its a good ol pupper, its a good ol pupper. yall keep the light in the universe at times when I would think the light was all but diminished you all come back with coolness like this

Dog, wheres your toenails?

My toes are very furry but I do try to chew them so they get kept short.

That makes me smile user.

>hold it down and call it fish

My family's little dog also wears a little sweater like that in winter

Stick dick in bitch hole.

have it sit on my lap and warm my balls. the dog's job is to protect the balls

She didn't do much. Just tried to lick my hand.

It's way more tolerable and easy than a zip up one or hoodie.

I need a bigger dog for that.

She does that. Roast my nuts like a furnace.


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Might be getting a pit pup soon. If I do I will let b name her and put up tags as proof. But it will be retard curb edition.

Cute doggo, man. Shih-tzu is master race. Pic related, he's mine.

How old? Is his underbite a bit crooked too or just the picture?

And I just like the fact she doesn't shed at all, hah.

He's like four and a half. And yeah the crooked bite is definitely real. The lack of shedding is great, and between that, the small size, and the overall bro-tier personality, they're great apartment dogs.

Yeah I just can't seem to get her to be okay with car rides. She is naturally a scared dog with many things and I act with confidence and do a lot of other shit to help but no luck.

Her maltise makes her non shed. She loves to play but we need a friend for her too. The cat is a no go even if she wishes.

Her name is Kona.

Mine is kind of a sperg about the car too, but he'll chill out after about 15 minutes or so. So like he'll make a trip to a friend's house or the vet into a pain in the ass, but if I take him on an actual road trip he's pretty good. He actually likes cats. I was married when I got him and my ex had a cat. Are Malteses scared or skittish by nature? Because the shih-tzu personality is very easy-going.

>assuming it's gender
check your fucking privilege

Sell it for a better dog

Stamp on it with high heels til blood and pus runs through her nose!

Fuck off, edgelord. We do not harm doges around here.

Love and care for him. He looks pretty chill

Enter my pupper

uggo/10

Another cute pupper.

Pretty cute. Kona was fuzzy had to cut her down due to a few mats even with brushing.

Slightly old but long hair.

I have a lazer edge you scrub!

I'd give it a bath.

OP off to bed later pupper lovers.