Sub Sup Forums I'm fucking bored. Post three facts about yourself. Make it interesting

Sub Sup Forums I'm fucking bored. Post three facts about yourself. Make it interesting.

1. Drinking
2. Have two cats
3. Also own a lizard

1. Started taking adderall recreationally twice a month or so
2. Gay, sexually promiscuous, get a lot of head
3. I'm co-producing a play premiering next month

CMON here's mkey cats

I think my bf of 4 years is secretly gay but he says they're only "fantasies he would never act out inon"

Also how's the adderAll? I've thought about it.

I had that haircut at one point

Doggo haircut.. The best

1. Female supremacist.
2. Work for valve.
3. Also own a lizard.

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Aw shit what kind of lizard. Also female

A uromastyx.

Nice feet

Richard?

1 looking to buy an AR lower before the California ban, but my gun store closed.

2 trying to think of a Christmas present for my peagan hipster sister, I'm thinking dead animal doing something ironic, like a squirrel holding an ironing board.

3 working on my genestealers cult army. Cutting out the overkill set and working in options from the regular boxes.

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- I regularly fuck escorts when I travel and have fucked several European pornstars

- I do Muay Thai at an MMA gym and have trained with Simon Marcus and Khabib Nurmagamedov

- I am a prolific amateur bartender and mixologist, I collect interesting liqueurs and spirits whenever I travel, and I have over 400 bottles from around the world in my bar

Have a threesome maybe? If it turns out he's full gay it'd be better finding out sooner rather than later.

oP here I'd like to get my boyfriend fucked by an escort. Can you give some tips for finding one? In DC area. One without stds? I'm sure price may be a factor, obviously

I guess all the faggots on Sup Forums just don't have anything interesting about them.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Leopard gecko here. 9 years old

>a woman who wants to be cucked
Careful. If you expose Sup Forums to that idea, you might make them explode out of sheer confusion.

He won't. I've asked.

Well, like I said, I only do it when I travel and I only do it in places where it's legal, so I can't say for DC specifically.

Generally, though, you get what you pay for. You always want a pro, not a streetwalker, not some amateur methhead off CL or BP, a high-end professional.

High-end, professional escorts will be immaculate. No STDs, they'll make you wear a condom and it's not for your protection, it's for theirs. This is a career for them, they can't risk getting an STD.

Google escort agencies in your area. Also look at theeroticrevie, Eros, and other similar sites. Many cities have their own regional escort review sites. Hire a girl who has good, recent reviews. Always reverse image search pictures and google phone numbers to make sure they aren't fake. A good girl should cost 200.00 an hour and up, but for that, you'll get a stunning, sophisticated woman who will be safe, skilled, discreet, and professional.

Mine's 7.
And I cannot believe that me owning a lizard is the item on that list that you want to talk about.

What if I want an ugly, trashy one - just one who's free of STDs?

Well hell yeah. I mean.. I like lizards.. You like lizards... We're basically bffs

Nothing say on me being a female supremacist though?

Those two things don't generally go together.

I guess you could find a fetish escort. A professional who caters to BBW enthusiasts, or mature lovers or the like. Might be possible to find something like that. Trashy, though, probably not, unless you're willing to risk STDs.

Yessss awesom.. I've looked at BP and CL and it's just way too sketchy. Would rather not end up with herpes. Thanks for the leads. Price isn't bad at all either

I am a woman. So.. Go you!,

>you can't fuck an ugly chick in sweatpants without getting an std
Sure.
>ugly is the same thing as older or fatter
Sure.

Glad to have your support then, lol.

>200 usd isn't bad
Have you tried: lighting your money on fire?

Well, that's the low end, of course. Really elite, high-end girls can be thousands for an hour. Girls like that are probably too busy fucking senators and rich business types to give you the time of day, though. You can definitely get a very good girl in the 200-500/hr range, though.

Also, most reputable agencies and independent girls will have some sort of screening process. They may want either a reference from another reputable girl or some sort of other manner of verifying your identity. Again, this is for their safety.

I didn't say that. I said generally, hookers who are ugly and trashy are not going to be the types of professionals who take good care of themselves. If you want to just fuck some random ugly chick, hit the bars.

I just said BBW and mature, because generally people don't find those to be attractive traits, and thus, that would be about as close as you would get to "trashy and ugly" in a professional escort.

1. Just got an A in a class I failed the final exam in
2. Sick in bed as I'm posting this
3. Brother doesn't know anybody's birthday except his own, not even his girlfriend's

It isn't bad if you're not q9 and have a decent career.

New to Sup Forums

I apparently slept with my best friends mother while blackout drunk a while ago.

playin vidja

For an hour of one time on,y std free casual sex with no strings attached? Not bad

With a girl who looks like a model and fucks like a porn star, I should add.

Noice

>but i don't seriously care how new you are, the newfag insult is just a meme at this point

sounds like you work at orbital

That's weird as fuck.

Just seeing your name with a ? on the internet.

no longer user i gueessss

My name's Cory Peacock, I don't give a fuck

Jeff?

Medfag

Have a pet bird

Fought a fire yesterday

Nice. Emmt? I raised some cockatiels once

The fuck is orbital. I don't have a job. Might work for petsmart soon ahaha

yeah i'm an EMT, and i have a 2 year old cockatiel, he's a pain in the ass sometimes lol

Our first cockatiel we ever had was amazing, had her for about two years and then she had an impacted egg, died on my moms chest on the way to the vet. Terrible :(

Sorry to hear, so far my cockatiel hasn't had any issues. Have you ever raised more than one?

1. Rubbing cock
2. Have 5 cats
3. Also own 6 dogs

1. Producing a tabletop wargame
2. Fucked 3 ladyboys
3. My favourite animal is the meerkat

The one that passed had nested with our neighbors male. We knew nothing about them at the time.. We were told it was a male. Anyways they raised two babies that we found homes for. It was an awesome experience I'd love to have another bird but I have cats now :(

I've got one cat but she's too lazy to care. All of my other pets learned pretty quick that they shouldn't mess with the bird. Maybe try a larger bird the cats won't mess with?

1. Burfday today
2. Got no friends
3. Retired quake III pro

retired quake III pro

I'm moist.

-Spending all day playing vidya and sleeping
-Have big dick
But that's a bad thing because
-I'm a pedo

-Happy Birthday

Be drunk
Be high
Be broken hearted

1. I get to play with dead bodies all day
2. Nobody in my life knows I crave the cold grip of death
3. Rehabilitated ponyfag

You can never leave the herd