Sup Forums, I'm a 19 year old beta, kissless virgin who got diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. I've always had a pretty shitty life but this was just the icicing on the shit cake. Before I inevitably have to go through chemo, I wanted to get laid and just experience what having someone give a shit about you feels like. There was this cute chick in my programming class at community college who i've been talking to for the past 3 months, and I finally got the nerve to ask her out (on text, i know, beta af) and then she just didn't respond. That was the nail in the fucking coffin Sup Forums. I am so fucking angry at this pile of shit that has been handed to me and called life. I have never legitimately considered suicide and I still haven't to this day, but seriously what the fuck yo. I have till the 3rd of January to find out if I have to do chemo and I just want to get laid before I possibly have to go through hell for the rest of my short life. I'm not the best looking dude around I know that for sure, and my shit personality has gotten me into trouble more times than I can count, but I'm hopeless Sup Forums. Tinder aint working for shit either.
Sup Forums, I'm a 19 year old beta, kissless virgin who got diagnosed with cancer a few months ago...
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Who is paying for chemo? I'd argue it isn't you, mustn't that person care?
If it makes you feel any better i am 33 and kissless virgin,
Im all but certain i have some sort of rektal cancer or the likes, havent been to the doctor dont want to know for sure i do have cancer would prefer to die in peace.
Havent told my parents family or friends so they dont know anything is up, i dont talk about it because my aunt is litterally always talking about her new iphone or whos dying or whos going to die and it pisses me off to no fucking end.
Like who the fuck cares who is dying and who the fuck actually wants to hear about it, fucking nobody thats who.
I wish she would just stop fucking talking about her mundane shit and other people.
Anyways best of luck getting laid man.
You arent alone, just wanted you to know that.
My parents. I agree, they definitely care about me very much but that just isn't the kind of beloning I crave for in life. I'm well aware that there are people out there who never grew up in a loving environment with two people. So what gives me the right to complain, am I right? When there are people out there who never even had a shot at life and I'm over here complaining about my failed attempts at it so far, but thats not what I want from it. I want to become a billonaire CEO of a cancer research company so fucking bad, I want the money, the glam, the glits, the smoking hot wife, I want it all and I feel like I would never be happy unless I achieve that.
that's brutal man, the only reason I'm ok with being a virgin beta faggot is that I've got a long life to live
fuckin hang in there
cureyourowncancer.org
good luck OP
Long life is notall that its cracked up to be, but its not that bad either.
Take it from me.
There's a saying: "There's a lot of old people, and there's a lot of fat people, but there is not a lot of old fat people."
You get to my age you get to watch a lot of your friends and loved ones die of heart attacks at 44 because they can not resist 1/4 pounder meal every lunch
What I really mean is your screwed if you do and your screwed if you do not.
Whaths frustrating is most people have everything and don't do shit , like its so annoying i wish i could have the courage of live life as its fullest but i'm 20 and still have fucking acnea ,i feel like its whats blocking me with girls , people , shy, EVERYTHING .
There is only one legitimate source on that website and it only states that 'Yes, there are a lot of false positive cancer diagnoses'. I hope that's a joke post.
op here, ikr!
It seems like I have to work my ass off for everything when most people just get handed shit for free
Wtf that's ridiculous. Do you have any idea how painfully stressful those jobs are? Your trophy wife would be banging random Tinder stags while you slaved away in the office past 10pm or were stuck traveling to another random city for the Nth time this year. Then she would divorce you and take half your stuff, plus your kids.
I want to live in a cabin in the mountains in a cold country. With a sexbot and a good Internet connection to talk to my friends. Maybe a cat or two. An ATV. Some guns. Maybe an ultralight or a helicopter if there's no landing strip. Fuck women and fuck social hierarchies and fuck the media and kikebook and the lying politicians and the entire disgusting mess.
Women are overrated.
Fuck an escort. You'll see. Bitches and whores.
The small percentage of decent ones are mostly already taken. But even they stop loving you after a couple years. It's pretty much pre-programmed by their DNA. The ancient Greeks wrote that only men were capable of love.
Buy Accutane/isotretinoin on AlphaBay and go for 6 months. You won't have acne anymore. Skip doses if side effects arise or get too bad.
narrowly avoided a stage 2 cancer when i was 12 now im 19 work a ill admit shit job i hate but i met the love of my life last year on a dating app and its the best thing thats ever happend to me stay in their OP and if you cant get laid on 1 dating app try another and another until you do it took me 200+ matches to even get a girl to come around to my place and she was a fat pimple ridden freak but thats how far i was willing to go to get my dick wet, fucking bitch gave me the clap too, sex was amazing though if i shut my eyes, then i went for a sweet girl and thats how i fulfilled my need to be loved by someone, its not too hard take it 1 step at a time bro
Where you from?
That seems hilariously opposite.
Women are the ones who constantly give their all and get shit in return. women are the ones who love whole-heartedly and stay loyal to men who cheat, abuse them mentally and physically, and leave them for a younger version when they are no longer hot enough.
Sure there's scandalous women, too...but I honestly believe that most women are just looking to be loved and treated well. I believe it's the same with a lot of men. It's just... All these ass holes out here fucking up the good women. All these bitches fucking up the good guys. good women and good men, they never seem to find each other first.
I'm the guy who you are replying to.
Maybe your attempt at life isn't what has failed, but what HAS failed is your sense of fulfilling a goal that is largely unrealistic from your current position.
I suggest reconsidering your priorities, reconsidering what *truly* makes you happy, because I can guarantee that behind the wife and money, is something much more internalized.
california, Orange county.
heyy I'm in SD. Visiting from the bay
I agree with some parts of this, but the rest just screams 'use me'.
if i were you i wouldnt go through with the chemo, its not worth all the pain and suffering to just die anyway
holy fuk just kille yourself.
nobody asked for a life. OP.
Here goes....
OP I am visiting SD until the 19th. I recently lost my job and need a way to pay rent until I find employment...which is why I came here this month. No bait no games...I'm being dead serious. I've been asking 120 for 15 mins, 160 for 30 mins, 200 for an hour.
If you want to get laid.... feel free to come visit me in Mission Valley. I'll give you a deal just because I find this interesting, meeting on b instead of a normal situation lol. Or I can make a stop in OC when I leave on the 19th
I'm being serious.... Not gonna show my face on b but honestly my face is my best feature. I'm not a weirdo on anything... really just going through a phase right now until I get my life together. Thought I'd offer it to you...since that's what I'm doing out here in so cal anyway
shit forgot tits
do you have a way I could possibly contact you, I need to figure some shit out first but don't want to miss an opportunity.
if you're 19 and haven't managed to have gotten laid yet, you must be some autistic neckbeard faggot and you should just give up. Don't take the chemo, instead of prolonging your miserable existence it would be wise to end it while you can.
faggot
sure,
jenna.glitz at yahoo dot com
stfu cunt, instead of angrily projecting your own worthlessness onto someone else who actually had the balls to talk about it (even if it's on Sup Forums), take your own advice and kill your self
btw you should shoot me an email either way :)
Just hire a hooker and fuck her...
see
ya but I'm not. I'd say I'm pretty well adjusted, and it's not like I haven't had attractive girls into me before.
It's just I fucked it up every god damn time. Maybe I do have autism or maybe I'm just such an extreme asshole that shit always goes south for me. I don't know, I also don't know how to change my shitty personality.
Thanks user, this made me laugh.
Sounds like gods killing you for being an unbearable faggot.
Told you.
Try losing your job as a guy. Women are born sitting on top of a goldmine.
True
It's really not easy dealing with psychos all day.. but really idk what the hell I would do if I couldn't resort to this right now. I would have been evicted a month ago
Fwiw, you're in very good shape. Hope you and OP actually do get together. Reading through stories of how other anons lost their v-cards and many were with fairly gross fat girls who didn't take care of themselves, etc. OP might actually have a better time this way.
lol thanks..yeah... can't say I'm not in it for the money, but I won't let it feel that way. I like to think I'm still fairly un-jaded. Won't be doing this long.. maybe through feb. I hope OP hits me up :) never met someone from b before lol
Well anyone can do it , its their choice ... , i'm 20 and still virgin , at any moment i can just make a call and have a flawless woman coming over and take my "v card" but nahh
Kek, you obviously haven't spoke to a lot of women
Either that or you're a wonderfully naive romantic
I've sometimes thought about retaining the services of escorts, during dry spells and just for variety's sake, but I worry that chemistry could be off somehow. It's hard to know from just photos. I wonder if something more like a dating site profile might help convey personality. I think the market is getting more developed, probably exists already somewhere. Idk why I'm still talking.
Put the rest of your energies in beating the cancer and use that experience to become a better being, it will make you more interesting and you will look like a tough and experienced person, like "Yeah I had cancer when I was 19, I beat it, and now I have the life taken by its balls, I do what I want and I'm better than the majority of the people", this will get you girls If you can play that card well
I'm the prostitute, actually
Yeah I know a lot of girls are very business-like. From what they "regulars" say.. the best advice is to shop around, find a girl you like and become a regular. You can go months without seeing her...just make sure she doesn't change her number.. but that way, when you want it, you know it's always available. You have established a relationship where you both know you're not police, you're not with any games, and you're physically/emotionally compatible. Like have 1 or 2 girls in your phone that you can call where you know the deal and it's not a risk, financially or legally..you already know you will enjoy yourself. nd she might give you a small discount if you see her often enough..even if it's just once a month or something. But from the girl's perspective I'll tell you: guys who negotiate still get a decent service, but guys who aren't stingy I will go above and beyond for them. I have one regular who always gives me 40 more than I ask.. I let him stay longer than his time slot sometimes, have real convos with him, genuinely enjoy my time with him. I have another regular who always tries to talk me down 20, and gets the minimum appointment (15 mins). He always tries to stay as long as possible. I treat him with respect but in my mind he annoys me and I'm always just wishing he would hurry up and cum so he can leave. Money plays a big part in whether or not I'm fully relaxed and willing to enjoy myself
Your image is missing the child itself, it's a never ending source of expenses, so the graphic is fucking wrong
This has been a very interesting read.
Hang in there OP, life has ups and downs - with the right mentality you'll come out on top.
That was actually very helpful background info. And yeah, I always tip well, for anything where attitudes make a difference. World needs more pleasant surprises anyway.
These guys got it right! Dont be sad that you dont have a gold digger whore. Believe me thats not what you are looking for.
Shut up?
Most women are looking to be loved and treated well?
Jes maybe, but as soon as they achieved their mission of being loved etc. It gets boring and they leave. Their DNA is basically made out of shit. They have no sense of loyalty and will do anything to get their selfish goals, even if they have to fuck up several people for that.
And the worst part is that media and their
Parents infect them with the little princess syndrome so they acutally think they deserve all this and THEY ARE THE VICTIMS (like wtf how fucking degenerate can someone be, even rats are more intelligent).
Please OP hang on. Dont listen to all the kys neckbeard cool kid faggets.
They just copy what 80% on this board say, so they once have the feeling to be part of something while they actually ate pathetic worthless human beings.
I really hope the best for you. Sex is overrated. Tinder and Clubbing is shit and filled with skanks who push their egos bc they have daddy issues. Just do what user said and beat you cancer and learn to be happy alone bc probably you will never have a decent women bc they simply dont exist.
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read catcher in the rye
then uf you gotta kimo just get some hookers. You dead anyway fuck what people think of you for it. Might as well do what you can to enjoy ehst you got left.
the only genetic difference between men and women is one little chromosome and men (XY) are the ones with the different chromosome (women are XX)
not OP here but i'm kinda desperate for any attention from a girls right now , i feel too alone and the idea of putting my dick inside of one make me go crazy .. easier to say for you than other people you know
>No i don't want to loose my virginity to a prostitute
So f'n true. OP, listen to this guy. Women are complete SHIT. Not worth the time. Want someone to love? Love your best friend, love your dog, you family. Women? You are gonna be the only one loving. All they do is use men. Wanna fuck? Fuck an escort.
Thats fucking sad :'( , i feel too alone for not trying to have a girlfriend at least
>first of all just chill
>second of all get out and socialize
you can't succeed if you don't try
if you don't want to put in the effort then stop bitching and accept your fate
For men who talk like this...
I feel like you're bitter because YOU in fact are the ones who are selfish/high maintenance and shallow. You have a certain standard and go after a type of women who will use you and treat you poorly..that is your type.. then you cry that "all women are assholes"
Much like women who date dicks and say "why can't I find a good guy". Well bitch assholes are your type, that's why you can't find a good guy.
And you, user... bitches are your type. That's why you can't find a good girl.
Cuz trust me...there's plenty of good women and good men to go around. They just aren't looking for each other hard enough
Ask her in person or fucking an hero, stop being a fucking pleb.
if I knew i was 100% gonna die the next month i'd just go around and shoot whoever i want to
Oh but i am bud , i fucking am , except that beside not being ugly or hot , i fucking have acne at 20 years old , no one has it anymore , its blocking me in every way , YES I AM taking medication but its not something who goes away in like 1 month
Same , its crazy
Oh rly Sherlok? That was meant metaphorically. Like anyone actually would belive its made of shit .. you must be a woman.
I know how exactly you feel back when i was 15-16 it was the exact same. Then i lost my virginity and in like 5 years i fucked several women and it was always like meh, dont get me wrong on this i once found the love of my life and sex was really great but i tell you its better you never know it and cant miss it afterwards. (Sry for my english i hope you get what i want to say).
I once saw a southpark episode where one character was like "give a kid a lollypop and he will be happy, if you then take it away from him hes sad and will cry. If he never actually had the lollypop he couldnt even miss it and wouldnt be sad. Same goes for life at all btw. (Does this make any sense to you^^?)
well that fucking sucks man
why don't you bang jenna
sure but i don't think i've ever heard a woman paying child support when the man gets custody. and the court basically gives her whatever she wants for child support; my mom spent it on going to the tanning salon and we were poor as shit.
It does but i'm 20 and several things in my life got me to be alone , i only have one friend
I'm not a woman I just really like science and Sup Forumstards use genetics as an arguement without understanding it's basic tenents all the time
Yeah it sucks , i coud have any girl i want i'm sure , but i'm not even trying with the acne ,its frustrating seriously ,
You're a man with nothing to lose. Go out and eat the world. What's the worst thing that could happen to you, to die?
victim blaming. regardless of whether their experiences reflect the reality don't call them selfish for sharing their experiences. obviously stuff happened to them to make them think this way and denying their experience is bullshit.
Pay for sex, become not a virgin and it'll demystify it for you. Than you can seek out what you actually want.
denying their opinion isn't though
Dude im sorry but are you actually retarded to even argue about this? Are you so proud of looking something up in a biology book?
I studied biology for 4 years so im allowed to say this bc ITS A FUCKING METAPHOR not a dick, dont take it so hard fagget.
Maybe its better to have one actual friend than 10 false ones or 100 on facebook who doesnt even know you? Idk. F.e. i used to smoke and sell pot. Lile every day 10 or more ppl were at my place and i felt so special like everyone loved being around me. Then i got sick and couldnt smoke anymore and had to stay at home. From these 30+ people only 3 visited me regulary. Then i realized you never have a lot of good friends you just have some. Be happy you found at least one good friend :)
Do I have to wear a condom if I pay extra?
Oh yeah you're totally right , but i know i could have any girls , its just my acne is blocking me from doing anything ..
Unless you're actually on your death bed, always use a condom with escorts.
it is, telling people they're selfish because the women they've met have been huge cunts is putting the blame on the wrong people.
Really? Because I met my ex when we were 16, had a relationship until last year, when we were 21. We were virgins. First serious relationship of the two. She left because "she didn't love me anymore". Like that. Suddenly. She was a very loving and cute girl, who turned into a selfish, no-good, lying piece of shit by the time we broke up. Never did I disrespected her. Never did I do something so wrong for her to stop loving me. Hypergamy, you know what it is? Women will always trade when they feel like they can do better. They have no sense of love or loyalty. They will betray boyfriends, their friends (including girls), whatever. All they think is about themselves. The difference is: women think love is what they get and men know love is what you give. You can tell yourself otherwise but you know or you will learn that you are, indeed, wrong. Oh, and good luck in your fantasy world.
But as far as i know acne is treatable pretty well? Look im a very narcisstic person when it comes to my looks. I had 1-3 Blackheads .. nothing bad at all .. but it drove my crazy. Went to a doc and he gave me a cream. Solved the problem and i got awsome skin. Im sure theres something for your problem too :) !
>women don't need to pay tax
FUCKING Obama
holy shit op here, what you bitter fucks have turned my thread into gives me cancer even though I already had it. I don't believe your personal experiences can speak for half of the worlds population, but okay. Think what you guys want.
So what am i supposed to do ? Never have a girlfriends ? Isn't that like the one of the goal of life ?
Jenna here....
I am 23 and I had acne til I was 21. Luckily as a female you can wear makeup to hide it. Anyway... I finally found something that got rid of it. I use this acne wash called Clean and Clear acne control with benzol acne medication (the cream version is better, because it has more concentrated acne medication than the scrub version). I use it religiously every single night, and then put a thin layer of face lotion. Don't really have a favorite lotion but right now I've been using burt's bees brightening lotion. Swear on everything..I've not had a breakout since. And I had acne all the way through hs. Once in a blue moon, I'll get a single pimple. I just put a dab of toothpaste on it over night and it's gone (or minimized) by the morning. If I forget to wash my face with the clean n clear stuff, acne comes right back. It's really like magic. Just have to find the right acne wash for your skin I guess.. most are made with sallyic acid (idk how to spell it..?) and very few are made with the benzol stuff I'm talking about, so you gotta read the labels. The syllic acid stuff never worked for me, and that's the main ingredient in most acne washes and treatments. Give it a try OP
>I don't believe your personal experiences can speak for half of the worlds population
they can, you getting cancer is your body's way of not being able to deal with reality
you know it costs $7-$10 to go to the tanning salon. Or $20/month for unlimited tans. I doubt that was the entire child support check.
Not arguing many women misuse the money.. js your story sounds exaggerated.
I'm 19 and only just had sex at the beginning of this year, it's not something I was really looking for, but I'm glad it happened.
The goal is to be happy. Do something that makes you happy. Women are not worth the time. Eventually, some girl will come into your life but never and I mean NEVER look for it or try hard for that to happen. Surely there are women who are worth it but the odds of that are like winning the lottery. I would like to tell you otherwise but my experience and what I hear from other men don't let me. It's sad but it's true and I'm just trying to save you from further sadness.
was around 2000, prices were different, the market was new. that was the only thing we knew about for sure. women are assholes.
I'm using the word selfish because that's what caused their shitty experiences.
If they gave genuine, sweet girls a chance (instead of being too proud to date a girl who is overweight, or not a bitch, or "hard to get") they would probably find love instead of heartache.
Not saying there aren't nice pretty girls (there's plenty)...it's just that those hard-to-obtain bitches are the ones you self-proclaimed "nice guys" chase before throwing in the towel and saying all girls are ass holes. In reality, you're the one who is making the nice girls feel like men are ass holes.. because while you're chasing bitches, the sweet girls are chasing you...and you're the asshole in their life story, who won't give them a chance because you're too materialistic
So OP I have you 2 Facts. First is, first time sex isn't that exciting, its just warm and wet, what makes sex good is the noises and other feelings.
Second, try to exaggerate your pain so you get strong opiates what is a really nice feeling. It's like cuddling with your big love.
The dermato won't give me the strong treatment , not enough acne they say all , the cream they gave me work pretty well but i was still having some more coming back and scars .. So no it depend but for me its a nightmare
yeah i have a face wash and a similar cream but it still left awful scars , its not even button anymore its on the skin .. , and i've got some more button coming back anyways :(
you're making all assumptions about what kind of girl they met. they could have met overweight nice easy to get girls.
ouch buddy, trying to hit a nerve or something?
Exactly , but i need them t obe happy , i need contact with a girls , i've never had them intimitely like sex so ... , i have others passion but its like i can't find motivation to really be happy until i got woman you know , thats what would make me happy unfortunetaly
no you have enough health problems get better
Us Anons should chip in and buy the poor nerd with cancer this beautiful prostitute, that would be a christmas tale to remember.
I agree with you so much and I am a femanon. Basically I want my friend to knock me up but then I want to raise it alone because no man is trustworthy. Then I want to be an artist, jeweller and a singer. I'm not relying on anyone to create my happiness anymore because thats why I am in this depressing mess.
Good luck with that. Try not to get too attached if you insist in having a relationship with a girl.
find yourself an 18 year old girl with acne. problem solved
>no man is trustworthy.
alright maybe you have a mature reason for thinking this
>I want to be an artist, jeweller and a singer.
0 maturity nevermind
Oh so i can't date a girls if i have acne ? So if it doesn't do away until i'm 30 then no girls ? Like wtf its not even that bad
>fucking bitch gave me the clap too
kek