ITT: Films women could never understand

ITT: Films women could never understand

my wife loves this film.

Men don't understand this movie, they always miss how it's a rape revenge movie.

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kino

>quints on fucking eating out 2

I didn't.

My mom hated the movie because the priest got killed
This is my favorite move

What movie is this, Ray?

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I'm pretty sure these threads are made by closet gays.

*tips fedora*

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Das Boot

Not OP but holy shit is this the most fedora-tipping comment I've ever seen.

Tipping into the sunset for you, my man.

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>mfw my gf saw the Pest just for me

my mom hates this movie because it's too depressing all around

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your wife is a man

then where did her son come from

>her son
lel

upboot for this

>Brett Chuckerman

OP here you might be right but I won't get into it

Wew

>literally nothing happens
said my gf

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how could she come to this conclusion?

>Oooh O'toole is so handsome. I'd love his O'toole in me.
>Hmm. Those Arab warriors are so strong. Wouldn't mind if they invaded and pillaged me.
>Better tweet about it. Omg classic movie night wit hubs XOXOXO #oldschoolmanlymen #whyismyhusbandnotadarkhandsomeconqueror

She loves the film, but doesn't prove understanding. Ask her why she loves it.

KEK

ITT ACTORS WHO CARE NOT FOR WOMEN

>films that if you never served in the Arabian front of World War One you could never understand

basically "dude, the movie"

> But user, what was the Riddle of Steel?
> But user, why did the black guy kill Conan's family if later he said it was folly.
> But user, why did the black guy crucify conan?
> But user, why did the black guy turn into a snake? Couldn't he turn into a snake to fight Conan?
> user, why did the black guy try to kill the girl at the end? And why did she help Conan kill him later?
> Why did Conan toss away his dad's sword wanst that the entire point of the movie
> Conan got buff pushing the wheel, you should do more farm work like that instead of hitting the gym,
> Maybe you should grow your hair like Conan
> Is this a prequel to the film with Khal Drogo?
> Why is Conan using the old sword he found in the cave, wasn't his dad's sword superior?
> Why did Conan even leave his girlfriend?
> Why did he have to kill the snake?

I didn't serve and I understood the movie.

Maybe you should've payed attention to history class.

>user, why did the machines send back a machine-human thing if they hated humans, isn't that contradictory
>user why didn't Arnold just blow up an atomic bomb the minute he arrived? Why didn't the machines just build the robot with a nuke inside him.
>user how come the robot can take of his skin and people still think he looks fine
>user how did the robot storm the police station and nobody called for backup?
>Wow the robot rides motorcycles that's awesome.
>If the guy knew how to make explosives why didnt he just booby trapped the hotel room and waited for the robot to arrive?

seems to me the problem is that they are retarded, not that they are women.

>seems to me the problem is that they are retarded, not that they are women.

potato potatoe

My GF loves FGF.

fucking hilarious
some points are valid though
neither of those movies is perfect