I just had first time sex with my younger sister

I just had first time sex with my younger sister.
AMA
Also Incest thread

Why do you have to lie on the internet?

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>lie
>internet

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Nope, deadpool.

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Pics or it didn't happen

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All these years later and I get on here to find you guys still doing this shit. Hilarious.

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Yall need allah

Sorry pal, but we ain't faggots.

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Not seen this one before. Nice.

>be me at age 18
>chilling at home morning time at computer
>parents going to mall for shopping
oh yes the house is mine
>Start watching porn in room sitting naked on my bed
>suddenly the door flies open and my sister (15)
walks in
holyshit.jpg
>she stands there for a few seconds looking at me trying to cover my dick shouting at her
>she giggles and walks out
what the fuck do I do
>get dressed and go to confront her, bedroom doors locked
>explain myself to her and kinda blame her for not knocking
about a hour goes by
>chilling in bedroom browsing this shithole
>knock on door
>my sister comes in and she tries to apologize
>I tell her its ok and I'm not mad
>she sits next to me on the bed and puts her arm around me and head on my shoulder
>I ask her to not tell our parents about this
>she agrees but says she thinks its unfair
how?
>she said that she was me so its not fair for me to not have seen her
>Brain clicks
ohshitnigga
>she lifts up her skirt and shows me her barely hairy pussy
>she looked so embarrassed and cute

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user we've talked about this....that didn't happen buddy do you remember? Do you remember that not happening?

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I can make that happen for real sailor boy.
:^)

Can you greentext the story?

I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERMANNNN!!!

why do you feel the need to lie on /b

"only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"

Only a sith deals in absolutes

>that is an absolute

Huh....guess I've never really thought of that

Yeah, but the turd he teaches this to becomes a sith. Probably why he didn't repeat it to Luke

>mfw yoda is a sith
Think about it, only two jedi survive the purge. Obi wan, who Vader wouldn't kill because he needed him to watch everything burn as a punishment. And Yoda, who survived because he's a fucking sith.

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Well fuckin continue then ye bastard

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He wasn't a jedi anymore because he turned into a little bitch instead, just run away from your problems you little green fuck

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I fucked my sister, my mom, my daughter and my dog

And of course the dog was a female, i'm not a faggot

Who the hell cares? I'm still gonna fap to it.

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