ITT, We are all on the same flight.
ITT, We are all on the same flight
Juan Gutierrez
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Adrian Taylor
>Starts shooting tweedies at other passengers
Elijah Hall
I has bomb.
Julian Scott
Gets some trips
Free peanuts, now?
Oliver Scott
Sure, I'll take them!
Carson Long
enjoy your fat ass neighbours, crying babies and poop-infected seats and seat tables. i'll be safe from yall in the cockpit, i'm an actual pilot.
Eli Sanchez
Checked
Austin Perez
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Liam Miller
Plan was flying out from Detroit your bomb was stolen.
Austin Cruz
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
HELP
Owen Wood
Hello everybody this is your pilot speaking I just choked the copilots to death, and inform you that I will crash this baby down in the ocean at full speed. Goodnight, sweet fishes.
Henry Hughes
I love future calling. it's even sexier than self-calling.
Brody Bailey
WHO HAS CUM IN SINK??????????????????????????
Kayden Torres
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Samuel Foster
Drinks anyone?
Logan Phillips
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Justin Taylor
Nathaniel Carter
bombfags btfo, lets throw all muslims out of the plane to mexico
Owen Kelly
And use their bombs to build a better wall!
Juan Price
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Nathan Price
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Jonathan Baker
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Gavin Hughes
Alright, you know the drill. First one to talk gets to stay on my plane.
Owen Morris
potato
Benjamin Hughes
I let out a load smelly bean burrito fart. Enjoy the rest of the flight breathing recycled air.
Dylan James
This is your captain speaking, please keep your eye on any Arabic looking passengers for suspicious behaviour. The stewardess is also very fond of her hole so try your luck you never know.
Brandon Lopez
I'm not saying the planes gonna crash but it's gonna crash
Connor Hernandez
You... Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Andrew Thomas
Sir. Please sit down!
Benjamin Turner
>lets out a 10 second fart after holding gas for for two weeks
>without emotion stare at the passenger next to me while he slowly turns inside out from the smell
>I watch as the stank spreads and people starts turning inside out
>people starts throwing up so hard they shit themselves
>eventually the gas reaches the cockpit and both pilots start deepthroating the joysticks out of pure madness
Christian Long
Wait... what?
Angel Johnson
Stop talking doggo
Jackson Roberts
ALLAHU AKBAR
Isaiah Watson
lol, it's my mad skills.
what can I say?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jeremiah Hall
Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar
Kevin Long
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
Jack Cox
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Colton Jenkins
hey lets go look at those twin towers over there
Tyler Long
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
Carson Flores
>Implying we wouldn't all be on our phones making this thread on Sup Forums because we're all socially inept homosexuals.
Logan Thompson
Evan Wright
double double-doubles!
WHOA!
Asher Wilson
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
Xavier Barnes
>put on my headphones
>fall alseep
either i wake up on arrival or i die blissfully unaware that a muslim terrorist forced the pilot to crash into trump tower
Caleb Clark
HABBA DABBA FRABBA LABBER WABBER DABBER ?!?!?!?!
Gavin White
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to switch your phone off!
Michael Peterson
a...allahu ackbar guys... guys?
Aaron Williams
At least you can talk. Who are you?
Lincoln Lee
why are you wearing a clown outfit and a gimp mask?
Jason Ramirez
Did you think of all the screaming people?
Gabriel Murphy
May I use your sex slave when you're done? I haven't fapped in over 30 minutes.
Asher Gray
>noise-cancelling headphones, nigger
Easton Richardson
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Elijah Rodriguez
Tbh i just take a sedative and I'm out
Nathan Hall
Hi, my name is Videla, your captain speaking. Very welcome to the course flying high without LSD, Hahaha, just kidding!
Allāhu akbar!!!!
Lucas Jenkins
Shut up you're not my mom. And if you are get the fucking bucket I need to take a shit.
Brandon Hughes
Kukukukuku!
Now I'm showing my TRUE FORM!
Thomas Gutierrez
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Nathaniel Russell
What fucking sorcery is this.
Jordan Diaz
no, they where probably white, so fuck 'em all to hell
Aiden Bailey
Welcome to flight 911. I'm yer pilot, Captin wegonnadie. fasten dem belts ya hear?
Lucas Garcia
Dubs god?
Ethan Scott
GET
Oliver Lee
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John Rivera
Yablewit.jpg
John Reed
no, but nice dubs, tho!
So close. Same second, too.
You win some you lose some
Jonathan Bennett
How do you do it, senpai?
Adrian Collins
so, who's doing me first
David Turner
nice trips!!
And you know, a little of this, a bit of that, Praise some Sun
Justin Thomas
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Kayden Lopez
I am air marshal Rommel put your hands on your head and get on your knees. I want you to tell me I am pretty otherwise I will shoot you with my bacon fat bullets
Eli Johnson
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Chase Ramirez
TRIPS
Logan Clark
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Julian Martinez
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Jaxson Foster
I haven't been on a plane since pre-9/11 and that picture scares the crap outta me
Elijah Long
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Christopher Campbell
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Jeremiah Foster
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Carson Wright
STRONGET
lol XDdddd
bakas!
Juan James
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Josiah Hall
damn
Brody Murphy
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Ayden Wilson
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Isaiah Richardson
>ALLAH HU AKBAR THE CHICKEN TOLD ME TO DO IT
Chase Jenkins
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Blake Ramirez
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Jaxson Hall
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David Collins
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Chase Scott
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Isaiah Morris
WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE SHIFTY MUSLUMS
Hudson Kelly
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Owen Morgan
Dubs and the bomb I smuggled into the overhead compartment has just detonated and we're going down.
Jose Bennett
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Jace Myers
Tell your nigger kid to quit kicking the back of my seat
Joshua Long
dammmmmmmmm fam
checked, you filthy sandnigger!
Jace Harris
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Caleb Brown
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Bentley Allen
holy
Jeremiah Torres
Trips means we all live