Sup poor faggots. I got miserable 500 dollars from work...

Sup poor faggots. I got miserable 500 dollars from work. To be honest I would just spend it on a pair or socks but what the hell. Roll trips and say what I do with them.

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Pay someone to shit in a cake and send it to you

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Send it to my paypal

By a one way ticket to Rojava and join the YPG.

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

>gets 500 dollars
>suddenly acts rich

We all know who the poor faggot really is here.

Gimme dat shit

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Buy an m4a4 howl. If you don't play CS:GO, IDK.

Roll for: burn it all

lmao just buy a bunch of MDMA and put it in sandwiches and then give them to the homeless.

Eat it

rerroll

Close but no cigar, re-roll for burn it all

6 hours...

That's how long it takes me to make that much money. I almost never have that much cash laying around, because it's safer in the bank and I don't need to look like I'm not an attention whore. Next time you want to call people poor fags, you should probably make sure you aren't part of their group.

Roll up each bill individually, shove them up your ass and leave them there for a day

Burn it on twitch

Rock Island Armoury 1911

fuck you fagget if i get this ill fucking buy strippers and take a dump on all of their chests TRIPS BITCH

Rollin...

Goddamn so close

Take $100 to MacDonald's, buy whatever you want, and start giving it to people on the street

I'm sure that's enough to buy a pistol and a bullet. Put a fucking bullet through your brain faggot

roll (the clear consensus is that we dont want you to have this money or anything it could buy you.

Checking dubs

ya blew it

so OP you have to do all 3

Roll roll roll

nevermind, didn't notice the fact that the first 2 mentioned posts are just stupid shit calling op out for pretending to be ostentatious & rich even though he clearly wasnt

so just do the last one kek

Roll

Light that shit on fucking fire now nigger

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fuckin blew it 100%. Good job faggot

This

trips

fug

FUG

Moar checks

Buy a dido. Stick it up your ass

Send that shit to my paypal

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Sets it on fire, boss

Blow it out your ass.

Roll for this

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Burn that shit get

ya, ideally. But hes not gonna do this even if you had the trips. so rerolling for set it on fire

Order a chair

sage

Then make the christmas of some Sup Forumstard poorfags

It was a bonus faggot

Buy me a CS:GO knife: steamcommunity.com/id/ascomanni

oh shit

Cigar, expensive

Reroll