*nuzzles you and pounces* X3

*nuzzles you and pounces* X3
*notices your bulge* OwO what's this?

this is a punishment i wouldn't even have my worst enemy endure

i find the innocent approach very off putting

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My penis wenus lol

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Why don't you look and see. :D

rawr xd

this thread gave me a laugh, here let me contribute >:3

fucking kek

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

kill yourself

wut

its a gun, and it seems to be pointed at you.

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a sword o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your spear~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your arrows you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your emperor it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your armor daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles shield and squirms I want to see your big daddy arrows~ wiggles spear I have a little sword o3o wags shield can you please get my sword~ puts shields on your arrows nyea~ its a seven inch emperor rubs your armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad spear I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites emperor like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your arrows as I lick my emperor I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some shield unbuttons your sword as my emperors glow you smell so musky :v licks armor mmmm~ so musky drools all over your emperor your daddy sword I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy shield hehe puts shield on armor and inhales deeply oh god im so emperor~ licks arrows punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles armor I love your musky goodness bites spear please punish me licks sword nyea~ suckles on your emperor so good licks pre of your shield salty goodness~ emperors role back and goes armor deep mmmm~ moans and emperors

thats my boner x3 do you want to see it? ^-^
*strokes your buttocks*

pls give me some nice sissies

JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE CAR

5/5 good bread :DDDD

E;

what exactly am i reading here

Why the fuck does this turn me on?

>moans and emperors

I lost it so hard to this and have no idea why.

0w0

>moans and emperors

My fucking sides are in orbit im so glad ive been spamming I AM THE HAMMER for like 5 hours

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Oh snap, this thread is still going what have I do?! >wis the OP of this thread

What you have do is make a great thread, OP :3

that cat loves spaghetti owo

This gave me a sensible chuckle

bump (^~^)

notices bump 0w0 whats this

Spam something on Sup Forums enough, and you're bound to get interesting results.

.... Also you will be called a fag and be told to kill yourself a lot.

mixed with that face too... pretty creepy

that's a good 1

same

And those are some good trips

Fukkin gold