Hi Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Norway?

Hi Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Norway?

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I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

Live there and very proud

Hausmania is DOPE. As is Beach House. These are my thoughts on Norway.

Norway is good.
Cold during winters though.

its ok
am norwegian

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No one thinks about Norway.

Seems legit. Like Sweden except not cucked by sand people.

not sure yet, this thread needs more norwegian grills

Went 2 weeks ago. It is a strange place. Everything is v expensive. Can't get beer after 6pm, however they drink a lot. Shit shit food. Contrary to popular belief there were brown and black people.
Hot women.

like sweden with manlier men and less immigrants

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too cold. too far away. would only go to bang chicks.

rather visit somewhere like hawaii where everyone visits, and just bang em there. met tons of hot euro bitches while in hawaii.

the food is not that bad if you grew up here

Canada's Germany

Probably true.

Would wife any of the 4 on the left.

Beach House isn't Norwegian, retard, they just have a song called Norway. They're fucking great though.

Better than Finland and Sweden. Worse than Denmark.

why no beer after 6pm? i dont want to start drinking so early

Fucking based tbh.

I went to Stavanger in the summer. It's so clean, the city was almost like a museum or some shit, was a little unsettling.
The people seem lazy. Girls weren't much hotter than anywhere else I've been. There were a lot of different ethnicities, Asian, black, brown. The only decent food was pizza.

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And beautiful landscapes.

Was there for my first time 2 months ago. Beautiful place, and the girls are gorgeous. The boys, too, TBH. The Norwegians are generally very very fit, outdoorsy folks.

So how bout it - lets get some more Norsk pics in this thread - preferably blondes, but dark Norwegians are good, too

>lets get some more Norsk pics
Norsk is the language, autist.

baited

Would love to live there, but first need to learn elvish and get a degree so I'm not a burden refugee like those shitskins

Whatever. Who gives a fuck? Why don't you correct my punctuation while you're at it.

Would rather be an autist than an idiotic anal retentive OCD cuck. Geez.....

Went to Tromso to chase the northern lights before a few days in Oslo earlier this year. I really enjoyed myself (snow that serious was a novelty to me) but everything is so fucking expensive.

We do have a few cucked people here too. Just a few days ago several schools in Norway banned traditional Norwegian christmas songs, and the word ''Christmas'' because it might offend someone who didn't celebrate christmas.

They also banned words and traditions that predates christianity.

Damn. Ur right. And I took it. Fu.....

>haha I was just pretending to be retarded xD

Lol that was reverted in the same day and got a huge backlash.

Source?

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Loved Tromso. Beautiful. And the northern lights gave me an amazing show.

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this user is your future

Sounds and looks great, as with the rest of Scandinavia.

fake quote
kys rightie

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>cuck

The sami are pretty dope

It's crazy

It has hot chicks

Also, what's the deal with olaf hannsen, amirite.jpg?

Maybe best country in the world, could be topped by Iceland, though. 10/10 would move to when we collapse. Sincerely, Danish.

Denmark wont collapse, you're the most sensible country in Scandinavia.

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i live here and the girls here are fucking sluts and tottaly hot
would recommend as bachelorccation just dont go to Oslo, try Bergen or Trondheim trust me brother

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LOL they think they live in middle earth or something.

Maybe once, but now we're on the verge of destroying out social securities, and this Monday we might lose the right to take a second education. Denmark is becoming a shithole to such an extent that I'm seriously considering leaving once I scrape together enough money to set up somewhere else.

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Where is that?

i live in the white house in the upper right corner by the fjord and the view is GOAT as fuck would recommend 10/10

holy shit that is beautiful

Snow makes everything beautiful, even shitty towns like Tacoma, WA

Aalesund.

>complains about Tacoma WA

try living in a fly over state in a welfare town filled with fat white rednecks.

thousand year old stave churches

How can you possibly beat Denmark? Ffs, fucking animals is legal and a normal thing over there

Aalesund, I know this world is killing you

lol, please no!

still ugly when it snows there?

The fuck is going on here?

but it's made of wood, an it looks fucking humid there

tell me your secrets

Laugh, yes - but having recently visited the coast, and Lofoten islands area, that scenery is just fucking mind-blowingly stunning, IRL

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More like SNOREway

no amount of snow can hide the ugly.

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MAF

Seen em. There cool. Now give us the nude blondes! Stop holding back the good shit

so white

What's wrong poopoo boi?

Stop being racist you fucking nigger.

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Bergen

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My Tumblrina tranny cousin was being a little SJW bitch about it. Saying "Yes finally muh diversity".

Live in Kuala Lumpur so I have never experienced winter. What does snow feel like? Do you play in it? Do the kids play in it?

Stavangår

Trondheim rocks, just avoid small towns because there is nothing to do there and people are a bit peasantish, good, but small town hive mind is all the same anywhere in the world.
Lofoten is the shit also.

I was just listening to that

More scenery!

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not fer long

NORWAY BELONGS TO THE NORDS !!

Do all Norwegian girls have a pronounced chin? Healthy strong genes I bet, but...

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great taste. i like the estonian version as well. (i am neither norwegien nor estonian)

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Is that the lead singer from system of a down?

>he doesnt like chins

By looking at the picture I'd have to say I'm a huge fan!

Don't complain, it's a good spot to rest your balls on.

The Diversity Myth - diversity makes us stronger. Look what diversity has brought to europe; Batalan, charlie hebdo, child sex rings and NYE rape parties. Have fun with that

Hegemony is what makes societies cohesive and great.

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I like their Black Metal.