I'm going to a party in three hours

I'm going to a party in three hours
Dubs decide what i do to the first girl that crosses my sight on the party

>what i do to the first girl

Evaluate her. Evaluate the fuck out of her. If she doesn't rate, move on.

Pee on her to show dominance

serve her some eggs.

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sharpie in her pooper.

Creep on her the entire party to the extent that you get thrown out of the party.

Be alpha and hit on her. Then fuck her if you can. If you can't fuck her, kidnap her, rape her, and kill her.

throw spagetti at her

Everything single thing you tell her must be a total fabrication/lie. Everything.

Take pics op

rawl

lol, what if he is already fapping behind her while everybody seeing and nobody cares?

holy fuck, do it. winrar, absolute madman

get naked

Beat the shit out of her

Offer to "buy" her a drink

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yiss

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Slap her on the tits and introduce yourself

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shit on the floor

The only reasonable case to throw spaghetti at her is to proof if they are al dente but anyway
You are the winner

nice trips madman

Sick fucks but i would be curious about her reaction

is this rape

Grab her boobs, post pics

Yeah dude, thats just enough time to hardboil some eggs. Bring them to the party and serve them to the first girl you see . Insist that she takes them, don't take no for an answer, but don't be a dick about it. Once she has them, don't mention them for the rest of the night

it is open self expression
the girls didn't rape him, anyway i doubt he would consider that bad

Use DENNIS system

this

they loved it.

grab her by the pussy

You showed them?
You have the ballz?