>You are walking by and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do, /b?
>You are walking by and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do, /b?
Throw a bowling ball at him
Disconnect his oxygen tank
kek
Bring him back to Area 51
Wait 5 min... Good night goulish prince
Put his head in his ass
Kick ayy lamo so hard he flies like E.T.
I laughed
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make sure im not wearing any metal, then beat the shit out of him
I just let him do it, you never know when he'll unleash his full space magic
I'd run before he uses telekinesis on me
puke
this.
IDK why but I really want to bite his nose.
jab him in the throat and wheel his ass off the two story building
Slap his ass.
expose his alien ass, cant fucking hide behind the fact that hes a spacenigger. go back to mars, fucker
Back away slowly cause I know I have no chance against him.
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Get him a hand transplant.
I hear they have a few spares in Saudi Arabia...