You are walking by and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

>You are walking by and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do, /b?

Throw a bowling ball at him

Disconnect his oxygen tank

kek

Bring him back to Area 51

Wait 5 min... Good night goulish prince

Put his head in his ass

Kick ayy lamo so hard he flies like E.T.

I laughed

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make sure im not wearing any metal, then beat the shit out of him

I just let him do it, you never know when he'll unleash his full space magic

I'd run before he uses telekinesis on me

puke

this.

IDK why but I really want to bite his nose.

jab him in the throat and wheel his ass off the two story building

Slap his ass.

expose his alien ass, cant fucking hide behind the fact that hes a spacenigger. go back to mars, fucker

Back away slowly cause I know I have no chance against him.

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Get him a hand transplant.
I hear they have a few spares in Saudi Arabia...