Ask a guy who owns a toco toucan anything

Ask a guy who owns a toco toucan anything.

How much does it cost to buy and maintain one of these glorious creatures?

What's his name?

How big is that sumbitch?

Hey, this will very with the toucan types, the toco toucan can range from 8000 to 10,000

To maintain is very minimal, must be feed a strict diet of fruits of sorts.. Not really expensive outside of buying them.

Loki

why a toucan? there are other birbs that are much more affordable and some can even verbally shitpost.

if dubs,. rename him Loki the Menicee

time stamp or gtfo

Toucans have been my dream animal sense I was a child, and u finnaly got to own one for my self, they're very smart, not to loud and very loyal.. So yea.. That's why.

When I get home from work ill time stamp.

Just killing some time atm

Fuck yeah!
Toucan thread

I own a cat, do they have any similarities?

Post more pics?

Not really haha, Loki tends to be a bit cuddly with me like a lap cat sorta..

He loves attention.

My distant cousin who also own a toco toucan and his is very distant, like shy and suddle, they obviously very, they have there own personalities.

Here is my apartment chicken
She cost $2

Damn, that's a cool looking porcupine.

Ty bb
Shes a good girl

are you stupid? he said it was a racoon.

Name?

Lucky
She had like 5 feathers when we got her. Ugly little cuss. Now she is house trained and only shits on towels.
She nests on my computer tower for warmth and lays eggs up there too
She is 5 years old in that pic

post more pics

Yessiree
One sec

Urge to get a chicken and a harmonica intensifies

Keeping warm on water heater

On dryer

Have you feed it fruit loops?

Above computer
They lay eggs there

Close up
This is Luna

Yea actually, but I wouldn't suggest doing that, considering there strict diet

who the fuck just has birds for pets?

Our birds (and we have lots of exotics like yours) eat pretty much anything.
Here is our parrot(indian ring neck) eating raw chicken eggshells for calcium

My bad

Not gonna lie, 100% more interested in the chicken than the exotic bird

Related I'm the owner of a umbrella cockatoo

oh man I was eating a chicken strip when I opened that pic. Now i feel bad

Im really allergic to most anything with fur. So we got creative with our pet situation

What does a Toucan egg taste like?

Cockatoos are awesome. Smart as hell.
Our chickens arent "smart" but they are more clever and street smart. We dont have fences thay all know our house and where they can't go

Is the toucan pussy big enough to fuck?

Do a big poop on him.
Post with timestamp.

pls OP I need this, OP pls

Yeah I was just being retarded I think its awesome. Do you eat the eggs? If not what do you do with them?

I've heard toucans are messy as fuck because they tend to throw their food around, so there's always bits of squished fruit everywhere. That true, OP?

Yes op, shit on the can or gtfo

We eat them
We throw them at each other
We let the chickens canabalize them (not fertilized)
They are so many little tiny eggs floating around we run out of ideas.

Yea he can be a bit messy, depends on what I feed him, he will always eat his blue berrys but if I chop up some Keewee's for him he'll tend to throw it around like one of his toys..

But he's not a very messy bird.

thats awesome

I got you covered on messy bird.
Taking bath in lucky charms

Take a shit on the bird you nigger!