Walk into the kitchen

>walk into the kitchen
>see this
wat do?

violent breakedance

wake up and keep sucking your dad's cock
also, cancer

open the door
get on the floor
walk the motherfucking

>Cook some pasta
>Ask for sauce

Call the police?

Ask why she's on tge counter and not making me a fucking sandwich

Go down on the poor wee lassie.

>take kitchen knife
>slit throat
>buttfuck
>cum on wound

>Take a chair
>Sit
>Masturbate
>A wild nigga appears
>He fuck her
>Watch
>Keep masturbating
>Cry
>Cum in tears

Wash the counter. Shit's unhygienic.

>sneak back out
>don't want to go to jail for rape
>masturbate

a typical white male

Kiss it, fuck it.

>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

Turn 360 degrees and walk away from red ring of death

I am gay, this naked whore is trespassing so I'd call the cops.

If you turn 360 degrees you go back to the position you were on smartass

>being this new

...

Oh great. I was in the mood for roast beef and milk

get in real close and wisper hail hydra into her fart box

Ask her if she needs a tissue... and how she got past my security system and the dog...

ask myself how the hell a girl came into my house unnoticed

cuck
also, nice bait

wow, it actually looks a bit like my kitchen

wonder why anyone would set up a sink with such weird placement

underrated

Just say hay to my wife and slip in. As err day.

do a 360 and walk away

...

Slap the shit out of her for getting contact surfaces for food dirty. Being a whore who can't practice self control does not negate the need for a sanitary food preparation environment.

an oldie but a goodie

Ask the masturbating women how she managed to completely remodel my kitchen in 9 hours. I'm goddamn impressed.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it

...

she fucked the dog ....and the security system

OMG sauce pls

...

sauce?

At least she's in the goddamn kitchen.

... Fuck

>turn 360°
>pull out dick

>could i smell your socks m'lady?

Checkd

>walk in
>see it's a 3D pigu
>grab fedora
>grab nigger
>mgoisdjfafads

Outstanding user.

"OH MY GOD BECKY WHAT THE FUCK"

See her, lick her to make cum her, put mi dick in the mouth of her, fuck her, cum on her and leave her.

immediately start recording a video with my phone in case she goes nuts with false rape, abuse etc allegations

call the cops

change my locks

...

add some mayo to her meat sandwich

Clever. I like it.

Ask how she got out of my torture dungeon

>rape

Very nice

can i have a sauce please good sirs?

I must have left the door open

Rape intensifies

Make babies

call the cops
how the fuck did you break into my house again

>taking the bait
>being this new
>isn't summer over?
>lurk more
>wasted dubs

Ask who the fuck the idiot who put the kettle on the sinks edge was?

Dinners ready, time to eat [her]