I'm new to Sup Forums, I've heard so much about it. What do I do now?

I'm new to Sup Forums, I've heard so much about it. What do I do now?

shit in your hands and rub it on your chest

Do what this guy says but only do it twice a day

at first, can u triforce?

Yeah we all have done it, make sure to time stamp

post naked pics of you and your sister

then shit in your hands and rub it on each others chest

>Be a cancerous teenager
>Be a lazy as fuck poster
>Never reverse image search
>Any thread idea you ever have should be posted on Sup Forums
>Don't contribute to your own threads
>Don't check the catalog before starting a thread
>Continue to make this place a NSFW version of fagbook and a live versiin of imagefap

Follow these guidelines and you will be your average poster on Sup Forums.

We have many freetime activities to offer.

Run, run while you have the chance. FOR GOD SAKE RUNNNNNN!!!!!!

Ah yes, more young souls to corrupt.

Where have you heard about Sup Forums?

How to find the secrets of Sup Forums:

Go outside, find a lone woman

RAPE HER

The end

Post bananas, or flood it with normy bullshit until the site becomes awash with even more newfags

Basically lurk around until you're entirely desensitized to everything then post memes

Post pictures of the children you've collected over the years, the transvestites you want to sodomize or the fat ugly chick that broke your heart. Also a good place to bait retards into debating other retards about if god exists, it's called the neverending shitpost.

>Or lurk more...

...

I did that test before and got 14. I must do more training.

cringe

It confused my high functioning sociopathy for Asperger, a programming oversight characteristic of a developer with Asperger.

Get out.

Lets make bets on how long he will stay on Sup Forums before running away

kys kthx

RUN.

Never come back

don't listen to all those fb fags
just lurk

sharpie in pooper

You either die a newfag or live long enough to see yourself become a neckbeard.

shoe on head with timestamp

do it fag

Go start some internet argument on any social media, then when somebody disagrees with your opinion, tell them you are Sup Forumstard and you will link their profile on Sup Forums because they are so cringy xDDD.

Repeat every day at least twice and it will earn you sooo much respect!