I got $100 to spend on myself for Christmas. The only catch is I must open what ever I buy on Christmas morning in front of the family.
Trips decide what I buy.
Nothing illegal though
I got $100 to spend on myself for Christmas. The only catch is I must open what ever I buy on Christmas morning in front of the family.
Trips decide what I buy.
Nothing illegal though
something illegal
An 11 inch dildo and an easy bake oven
A bong
flowers for the girl you like. card must read "Sup Forums made me gay. I'd love you if you grew a penis"
Dragon dildo
Anime pillow
One of those anal fuck toys with a tiny dick on it.
100 dollars worth or oranges
a bushel of bananas, a bottle of Johnson's baby lotion, and a pack of diapers
rr for the same thing
Get the fuck out you underage cuck
Dildo please
A box full of lemons
Monster dildo
Wrap each of the 600 oranges and make your family watch while you unwrap each one and look really, really excited and yell because you love the gift so much.
>tfw already ordered myself a gift
I was gonna wait til Xmas to open it but gave up after like a week.
this is win.
naked miku figure
fourteen buzz lightyear figurines and anal lube
Anal beads
Pokémon cards
Buy a midget to throat punch your neighbors while you ride around naked on a red unicycle
Off by one
puppy
wooden train set
nice dubs op
Klu Klux Klan merchandise
100$ worth of pennies. So 10000 pennies.
Those sugar free gummy bears that make you shit fire
Shit ton of wrapping paper. So you can unwrap the wrapping which is meant to wrap again.
This again
dick cage
A carton of cigarettes
An army of venus fly traps
wrap up the $100 bill
A bad dragon dildo.
A strap on
Op here, so many almost trips.
I second this
Re roll. Cigs if trips
...
A furry body pillow
roller rally a carton of cigarettes if trips. Fuck yourself in front of your family if singles.
A nice 80% lower receiver for an AR 15
Buy as many of these as possible
Not trips but dubba dubs with spare subs to the left
Natural Lamb condoms, a piece of eye of round beef, and a sharp paring knife. Also fuck yourself.
obviously dildo
Roll for this
Buy cough syrup and give it all to family
a picture of your dick in a frame
have a pallet of packing peanuts delivered
roll
Deez nutz
a puppy
Natural Lamb condoms, Eye of round beef roast. Do it you fucking faggot.
Picture Frames with black dicks
dragon dildo.
Northern Exposure on DVD.
...
damn son, dis gon b gewd
I. Am. Winrar
a huge teddy bear, a tub of Vaseline, and a copy of the Jungle Book on vhs
well you fucking asked for it OP
FUCKIN KEK
5 Books.
>>Coming Out to Your Family
>>Anal Play 2nd Edition
>>Mein Kampf
>>Donald Trump Biography
>>My Little Murmaid Coloring Book
Buy a full roast pig