I got $100 to spend on myself for Christmas...

I got $100 to spend on myself for Christmas. The only catch is I must open what ever I buy on Christmas morning in front of the family.

Trips decide what I buy.

Nothing illegal though

something illegal

An 11 inch dildo and an easy bake oven

A bong

flowers for the girl you like. card must read "Sup Forums made me gay. I'd love you if you grew a penis"

Dragon dildo

Anime pillow

One of those anal fuck toys with a tiny dick on it.

100 dollars worth or oranges

a bushel of bananas, a bottle of Johnson's baby lotion, and a pack of diapers

rr for the same thing

Get the fuck out you underage cuck

Dildo please

A box full of lemons

Monster dildo

Wrap each of the 600 oranges and make your family watch while you unwrap each one and look really, really excited and yell because you love the gift so much.

>tfw already ordered myself a gift
I was gonna wait til Xmas to open it but gave up after like a week.

this is win.

naked miku figure

fourteen buzz lightyear figurines and anal lube

Anal beads

Pokémon cards

Buy a midget to throat punch your neighbors while you ride around naked on a red unicycle

Off by one

puppy

wooden train set

nice dubs op

Klu Klux Klan merchandise

100$ worth of pennies. So 10000 pennies.

Those sugar free gummy bears that make you shit fire

Shit ton of wrapping paper. So you can unwrap the wrapping which is meant to wrap again.

This again

dick cage

A carton of cigarettes

An army of venus fly traps

wrap up the $100 bill

A bad dragon dildo.

A strap on

Op here, so many almost trips.

I second this

Re roll. Cigs if trips

...

A furry body pillow

roller rally a carton of cigarettes if trips. Fuck yourself in front of your family if singles.

A nice 80% lower receiver for an AR 15

Buy as many of these as possible

Not trips but dubba dubs with spare subs to the left

Natural Lamb condoms, a piece of eye of round beef, and a sharp paring knife. Also fuck yourself.

obviously dildo

Roll for this

Buy cough syrup and give it all to family

a picture of your dick in a frame

have a pallet of packing peanuts delivered

roll

Deez nutz

a puppy

Natural Lamb condoms, Eye of round beef roast. Do it you fucking faggot.

Picture Frames with black dicks

dragon dildo.

Northern Exposure on DVD.

...

damn son, dis gon b gewd

I. Am. Winrar

a huge teddy bear, a tub of Vaseline, and a copy of the Jungle Book on vhs

well you fucking asked for it OP

FUCKIN KEK

5 Books.

>>Coming Out to Your Family
>>Anal Play 2nd Edition
>>Mein Kampf
>>Donald Trump Biography
>>My Little Murmaid Coloring Book

Buy a full roast pig