Zzzzzzzz.....o-oh Anonymous, I d-don't have your rent this m-month

zzzzzzzz.....o-oh Anonymous, I d-don't have your rent this m-month....

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That's fine, stay forever.

A grumpy Alice thread!

adorable pose! *hugs*

What's your dog's name? Pretty cute

If your a burn victim how burnt are you?

that was quick

I have a nice couch, or a second bed if you want. Stay for as much as you need. You can use anything in the house while I work.

A-ah! Oh, sorry Anonymous, I d-dozed off w-while the turkey was cooking.

L-let's go check on it, shall w-we?

*hugs* You don't have to pay then, just share some tea and, make me dinner and I'll be happy

Food with timestamp or gtfo

*pets*

zzzzzzzzzz

join this maid cafe

www.arcanecafe.com

Oh no, hopefully it's not burnt.

show ass

I thought you hated mint tea, you always make fun of me for drinking it
I stilll insist on this question >.

Bumping

Just make a digiorno pizza.

>must of
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

L-let's check! Allow m-me to apologize for dozing off....

goddamn I want a gf to do this to. Last one wasn't too affectionnate for physical touch.

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clever use of the sign to hide your pantsu

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I hate anime out of principle but love these threads. Fuck me, I'm a closet weeaboo and I don't even know it.

holy fuck this is adorable

knew it

So is this just... Opposite Day for Sup Forums?

What is a moonbitch?

I'm n-not even from an anime, b-but that sounds like a stupid as fuck principle.

close, bot not same kitchen.

whatever moonbitch

Whatever moonbitch

bish plz

moonbitch

nice Razer burn post nudes degenerate trap, idc if you cover your face up still to "not be an attention whore"

Tendies

Simple question:

Do it or dont do it?

the context is irrelevant its just something personal for me.

Is anime white?

ok moonbitch

L-looks like the turkey came out f-fine! Delicious and m-moist, just l-like we like!

Hush, Pepe. Drink your ovaltine.

moonbitch

I've never cringed this hard my entire life, this must be the new low

Sauce?

Nice!

S-stop liking what I don't l-like!
For 400, Alex.

Show us your juciy cock

ONLY just NOW? Please leave your mother's basement

Good night Alice! Hope the show goes well.

Hey, don't judge so harsh. I have my reasons. It's because of the wobbly knees schoolgirl routine, mostly. It can get creepy, no offense.

N-now we want to add all that stuff from earlier into t-the potatoes s-so they taste heavenly!

Damn, that actually looks really tasty

yummy

Dafuq is that? Just get some red baron pizza

D-don't worry, it gets way better

Nah, this reminds me of ROB threads except with a cute girl teaching us to cook.

Someone touch your no-nos when you were little?

Get a coffee cake for the love of satan!

>kosher salt

will normal salt work

Moshi Moshi, Loli-desu! Do you want to have some fun with me today, user-chan!?!? (I love you Alice so much :D My throat hurts so much...)

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yukon gold?
what's that?

what does kosher do for salt? ._.

It's a man

>no bacon grease
Turkey looks good though, so I'll trust your expertise.

Thank you for cooking such a delicious meal for us, Alice. If I haven't eaten already I would absolutely join you.

Do you like wine or any other type of alcohol?

I think I saw your psychology help threads before, but this is the first time I see a cooking thread. Sorry to see you getting hate, but I guess you know what you're doing and what you're in for. I'll be following along!

hooooly

Type of potato and it's more coarse than normal table salt and tastes slightly different

Only if you don't want to go to jewish heaven

This is killing my sides, and yet it's so dumb!

Alice I wish you would let one lucky user take you on a date. Or even make a dish with you.

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wrong kitchen, mate.

It n-needs to be big flakes...otherwise, you are g-going to have a...bad time...

Changes the absorption rate!

And m-my gaydar s-says you are a faggot!

Guess both of us should stop using unproven methods to guess at the others sexual characteristics, huh?

I d-don't drink.

no

stop sucking so much dick you nigger

We all go to Sheol anyway...

Why's it look like the balls are on top of the dick? And I don't see any burn scars

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Do you have any plans for when you appear here or do you just do it when you feel like it and have free time?

Please don't...I need this...

Sounds kinda interesting~

kosher is more or less absorbent?

nobody is stopping you from fapping, but know that's not the same person.

You don't see any burn scars anyway. It's an excuse so we play along in "her" pretend fantasy land

N-now mash em all up so it tastes better!

T-too bad.

Different!

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Read this in the narrator's voice.

I lost

>Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Same as my shower routine.

kosher salt just means it hasn't been recycled or used for any other process

It's funny how people are jaded and calling trap almost by reflex. As if this is the weirdest thing to ever happen on Sup Forums.

What do you enjoy about making these threads?

But what happened to the squash?

S-someone said "the voice never lies"; I'm p-pretty sure I've confirmed that tonight.

That or I really am Mandy/Raven. I'll take either.

M-moving on, scoop that squash up folks! You w-want it all, I g-got it for you!

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*cough*
>every
*cough*
Even if they're your plans I never see them come to fruition >.>

It got squashed

Absolutely n-nothing!

W-we are getting to that!

I h-hit it every day for three weeks boyo; I c-can't help if I get sick.

You d-don't want your squash t-to be flavorless, s-so add some spices and mix it up r-real good!

Hey Faggot,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

I hope this ends with mashed potatoes dumped all over you. :3

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