Ask a pedo thread!

Ask a pedo thread!
I (and perhaps other fellow pedos) will try to answer YOUR questions about pedophilia.
Ask away!

(a) You have a balance scale and wish to verify the weights of items that come in
weights from 1 to 121 (all integral). What is the minimum number of fixed
weights you need? What are the weights?
(b) Using n wisely-chosen fixed weights, what is the largest integer W, for which
you can verify all the integral weights less than or equal to W? What fixed
weights should you choose?

Should I invest in Teck Resources?

>YOUR questions about pedophilia.
>about pedophilia

Should a pedophile invest in Teck Resources?

Should I invest in Teck Resources?

No clue, probably not

Are you really that stupid to mistake your lust to dominate over another living being is sexual attraction?
Pedophilia is just the result of "not getting what you wanted" at early stages of one's life. If the faggotry is high enough, it manifests itself as pedophilia at a later age.
Are you not self aware, pedofag? Ah, right, right, you're delusional.

But, to my question:
You know the FBI lurks here, right?

Can I get a Big Mac with cheese?

Did you start cause of Loli or cause of your cousins sweet ass

>Are you really that stupid to mistake your lust to dominate over another living being is sexual attraction?
I don't have any desire to dominate kids

>Pedophilia is just the result of "not getting what you wanted" at early stages of one's life. If the faggotry is high enough, it manifests itself as pedophilia at a later age.
Proof please.

>Are you not self aware, pedofag? Ah, right, right, you're delusional.
And you can't make your own opinions

>You know the FBI lurks here, right?
Yes

School mate's sweet ass

Do you often dine at Besta Pizza or Comet Ping Pong? Also kill yourself

>I don't have any desire to dominate kids
Implying
>Proof please.
Your faggotry is proof enough.
>you can't make your own opinions

Just because i genuinely disagree with you trying to normalize this mental illness doesn't mean i've got any opinion fed.

Ok

what is your favorite website with the best pedobear material and why? goldsite? mastrchan?

Have you ever been really really close to doing something to a child? If yes, what stopped you?

Why are you turned on by children? Their tits aren't even fully developed yet!

he probably got tons of flavor. never before seen site the fed doesnt know about. this fucker probably gets into honeypots

CHECKKM!!!

dubs checkkm here!

YouTube

Once went too long without ever seeing a child + way too long not fapping
So I made plans until I realized wtf I'm doing
That's as close I've gotten and it was way too close for me

They're so cute!

>yet another ask a pedo thread
>the same bullshit questions
>the same bullshit answers
>same bullshit pro-pedo propaganda
>the same bullshit bumps while waiting for child porn

Not OP but am a fellow pedofag

>Are you really that stupid to mistake your lust to dominate over another living being is sexual attraction?

I don't understand the question.

>Pedophilia is just the result of "not getting what you wanted" at early stages of one's life. If the faggotry is high enough, it manifests itself as pedophilia at a later age.

I actually had a pretty cool childhood, but that has nothing to do with why I'm a pedo. I just include kids in my range of "shit I wanna bang" cause I know how sexual they can be.

>Are you not self aware, pedofag? Ah, right, right, you're delusional.

I mean at one point I did actually question myself, wondering if I was crazy or fucked up in the head. Thinking like that actually put me in a really bad spot, and I'm sure had I gone through with my plans to get therapy n shit I would probably vs miserable now. Instead I just accepted what I am. Hell if America is retarded enough to be a religious nation I figure what do they know about a proper age of consent.

>But, to my question:
You know the FBI lurks here, right?

user I have 13 proxies and AVG turned on.

Not OP but actually I'm legit probably a pedo cause when I was underage b8 my Loli cousin basically dom'd the fuck out of my (then) beta ass.

>They're so cute
You're a faggot

Pardon, 'they're cute' probably doesn't make sense in you head
But that's basically it, really
The big, eyes, tiny hands, perfect skin
Not to mention perfectly smooth and pinkish pussy
Their easy going attitude, curiousity and personalities
They're just so cute I want to gobble them up

Bi, actually

What the fuck?

Not OP but I have done the do with 3 kids and all 3 of em I still know well. None of them hate me, none of them are fucked up and they are actually all functional adults/teens. Not gunna lie I was kinda expecting some trauma but western culture has lied to me again.

Also everything I just said was a work of fiction FBI/NSA/kermit the frog so don't arrest me pls

Glad you stopped, fapping to childs should not be a crime unless someone harms them

They are cute af, not that I don't like tits but sometimes I want something a little on the veal side ya know?

wow interesting thread. Care to chat more?

Straight man here, can confirm though.

NSA agent here, don't mind me

Go away before I Norton virus scan you

>some pedo told me some kids he raped turned out fine
>that means i'm allowed to rape any kid i want

>Care to chat more?
sure, i'll just give you my home address and we can have "tea"

I'm sorry to hear your space budget was cut.

Makes sense

That logic is flawed in the same way that fucking any girl ever cause your bro fucked 3 and had great relationships is flawed. Obviously you have to carefully pick and handle each case with care, otherwise you can and will cause harm. The reason the age of consent exists is not because who you should fuck is a line in the sand but because the lower you get age wise the bigger chance you have to do irreparable harm to someone's life. You can cause the same trauma to a 30 year old as a 12 year old of you are fucking retarded enough.

If only pedo bros could actually meet and chill without getting rekt by the man.

>That logic is flawed
of course it's flawed.
this is Sup Forums not a college debate club
we only care about shitposting and trolling
did you really expect people to make rational arguments??
>and you call ME the retard

just join the catholic church.
they have regular meetings.

What was your biggest "i'm gonna cum in my pants" moment?

he never attempted to normalize it dumbass

Googoled them, no results, can I know what they're about?

tl;dr I lost a debate so now I'm gonna fall back on "hurr durr I was only trolling xdddd"

kids arent falling from free candy anymore. any tips?

Kek

>They're so cute!
but this don´t transform in a rougher lust or erotism?. maybe you don´t feel it with children. it seems like you see sex like playing and cuddling.

On the surface maybe, but I have been lurking long enough to know that there's more to this board, it's why I keep coming back. If it was actually just all trolling and shitposting I would just read YouTube comments to get my fix.

Free iTunes/Google Music credit

Prefer male or female?

chloroform

If her age is on the clock, shes ready for cock

their parents supply them all this.
i need moar

>WAAAAAAH
>I WANTED A DEBATE AND HE WON'T DEBATE
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Booze and/or cigarettes... It's like pheromones to an 11 year old

When I first met a beautiful girl now very special to me, she wanted to play 'dog and owner'
she was the dog
In a skirt

Maybe
All the sex I would have is consensual and pretty vanilla (at first)

Still fantasize about lil girls seducing me and stick their tongue in my mouth on their own though...

Female

are you ok?

Fuck, I did that problem in number theory, can't remember of the top of my head

But boys are so much cuter!

I know some cute boys, too
But I prefer girls

And so much horny!

To each his own

What age ranged are you most attracted to?

Not OP but when my current (adult) gf acts cute I find myself reminded why I'm attracted to her. I don't look at bunnies though and think "oh I wanna put my dick in that" though so it's not just being cute by itself. Tbh I don't really know how to explain it, maybe that's what makes us pedos different.

I like both, but i'm drawn toward boys because of boy on boy childhood memories.

Fuck reading youtube comments, that ought to be a punishment in hell

6-10 is usually the best

Lol that was some random Sup Forumsro running to my aid, not me counter trolling but I can see why a newfag would think that.

Way too young

Lucky bastard! I didn't even realize how much I wanted to do stuff like that until a few years ago

Dubss check'em

Details?

whats your address?

All the sex I would have is consensual and pretty vanilla (at first)
>(at first)
this is the part i refer. i don´t know, but is like you want to portray you like some kind of gentleman. and sex when you pass the "at first" part is not so colourful like some children tv program. i dont know. what do you feel about that rougher part?.

greentext incoming

>there's more to this board

sometimes it's necessary to "get my fix"

Just lurking here for that one madman

>still fantasize about lil girls seducing me and stick their tongue in my mouth on their own though...

An experience like this is actually what made me a pedo to begin with. Its hard to explain how it feels but it was almost like turning a room upside down only for all of the items to not only right themselves but arrange in a completely different yet superior way that you never would have thought of on your own all in an instant.

Think I know who this is

there's always one
that people count on
for a wee bit of fun
then thread's done

kek

Not OP but I'm still attracted to adult women, it's just my minimum age is somewhere around 10 (give or take 2 years for maturity n shit) instead of 18. That being said the youngest I have ever theoretically been with if this wasn't an artistic work of fiction is 9.

i want to understand the connection cuteness-sex. for me are two worlds with little connection. maybe i understand better cuteness with love or romanticize or something like that.

I always wonder how many times someone's been v& from posting that in these threads

Lol I remember when I was underage b8 and would find some comments so infuriating I would spend like 15 mins writing up an essay sized response before coming down and realizing how autistic I was being and deleting everything.

I am like you.
I like adult girls too.
But, if I can choose, I preffer childs girls

I don't want to get into bdsm or something like that
At some point when she's comfortable with it we could try different positions or do some riskier stuff than doing it in bed, semi public maybe
Only if she wants though of course

That's all just fantasy though, what I would really do I don't know really

That's a lot of text for saying "I'm a colossal idiot please rape my shitter face".

The pedos on this site are unbelievable.
Hundreds of threads made every day.
Every one of those about fucking little girls.
Girls that are barely done playing with dolls.
All they want to do is have a decent childhood.
Maybe you should just leave them the fuck alone.
Enough is enough. i'm reporting this.

Not OP but I'm into some kinky shit, not kinky by like Sup Forums standards but like light bondage and dom/sub stuff. I would never pressure or force anyone into it, especially a fucking minor because I would legit turn myself in if I ever fucked up a kids life for my sexual satisfaction, but if I could ease her into it and she enjoyed it that would be hella cool and be like perfect wife material.

>I'm a colossal idiot
that's automatically assumed for anyone browsing the site

Newfag spotted

Id love to chat more! Kik?

>would never pressure or force anyone into it
trips can't hide this lie

Aww a newfriend, welcome to Sup Forums my Sup Forumsro!

>was arrested and charged years ago, for over 5k images (10 sec. of vid. is a classed as 1 image)
>aggravated and basic possession
>took 1.5yrs to get through the system to get final verdict
>sentenced to 5yrs prison got suspended due to history of working with psychs trying to get help
>was also very cooperative, answered all questions honestly and in detail
>pleaded guilty the moment they knocked on the door
>got caught on TOR (yes 90% of sites are ran by FBI or likewise organisation)
>preffered age is 5-13
>i am very interested to hear all manner of opinions and will answer questions
>i do not want to fuck children.
>i'm ITT for discussion, not for pizza

>i do not want to fuck children.

you dont feel like maybe you are persuading the girl (i know it´s a common critic) but don´t you enter in that paranoya. how?. if a feel atracted for children i never trust too much in them. i dont know.

how was prison