Mom is forcing me to get a job again

>Mom is forcing me to get a job again

How do people cope with this issue in your country?

I want to make money but I don't want to work. What is the trick here?

Be already rich and hire hedge funds to make you money off your money

But you have to be an accredited investor to invest in hedge funds... Plus they jew too much of your money

Only a few actually perform well

Drug dealing

well steve cohen is coming back so you life is set

Who is he and what is he going to do for me?

Isn't that back in the past?

wouldn't it be better to run a botnet right now

he will make you a very rich man

i don't know anything about him. Can you give me a quick rundown?

No. It's always actually

you can look him up yourself

But drugs have mandatory sentencing minimums, unless you're a vendor on some meme-market it seems not so profitable, high-risk and low reward.

Wouldn't cashing false tax refunds and operating botnets be the modern-day crime of choice for most people?

Move to Finland my friend :)

Maybe but it's long and sorely. You don't make quick profit on this

seems like you could make far more, and financial crimes aren't prosecuted very harshly in most of the world.

I literally read a story about a guy who stole $100 Million USD, was suppose to get 10 years in prison, only served 5 and got out and kept most of his money because he only had to pay a few million in fines and restitution.

bump

>Maybe but it's long and sorely
this

it's like having a job except you're not sure you ever get paid and you might end up in court

might as well get a regular job

Same here, except my parents have stopped bothering me about it lately. Just keep using delaying tactics. After a while you may finally be able to find something decent like a job at the library or something.

>don't mind working
>hate interacting with people

what do?

>currently studying at college
>my mother literally doesn't want me to take a job so I can focus on my studies (like I could find one lol)
>tells me I can live at her home for all the time I want and won't ever kick me out

love u mom

>TFW hate working but like interacting with people

It's a weird feel. Literally my favorite part of any job was talking with normies.

find a fucking job

>Albania

Having a well known, trusted and profitable botnet is work

Yeah but seems far more lucrative than any comparable cuckold job.

Seems like it's coming to a close now. Why the fuck did I have to miss out on the goldrush? Fucking security researcher snitches ruining all the cashcow

bump desu ladisimos

>Half clean up the house
>Fake a back injury while you're cleaning
>You will be on a waiting list for 10 months to get a check up
>Thank based free healthcare

...

Is it wrong if I actually like talking to normies? I do all these subtle things to assert my dominance in a social setting and bend normies to my will.

Suck dicks
It's work but not if you're a faggot who loves sucking cock

Too much competition in Canada these days. I've considered moving to another country for this venture, however.

Yeah, but you don't know how he felt while sitting in prison. The variables are many in this case.

>I want to make money but I don't want to work.

Move to germany and apply for asylum, just say you lost your passport in aleppo

>Going into Prison as a multi-millionaire

I would reckon he didn't have too bad of a time. Definitely wasn't sitting next to the average murderer or rapist.

hire immigrants

Doesn't give enough shekels.

Play poker or black jack

Ask 250 000 from bank then put everything on red 2 times in a row, congrats you're millionaire

>Bank asks for business plan
>Bank asks for extensive credit history

They don't just give out money senpai

Tell her only cucks work

I unironically told her the whole "wageslave" spiel. But then she asked me why she has to "wageslave" to support a grown man.

Kind of stumped me, didnt really know how to reply.

wow same

tell her because she was stupid enough to not abort

she thought having a child would make her happy

Commit a crime, then let the taxpayers pay for you while you're in prison.

That's literally retarded

>Have criminal record and get anally raped and lose out on years of my life
Wow sounds great.