>have to go to doctor to get a physical to be hired for job
>go to doctor
>name is called
>"user?..."
>Oh my. cutie 3.14 working as assistant
>waltz right on up and she weighs me, checks vision etc etc
>small talk for a bit
>finally walk into doctors room
>she's about 5'4" and 115 lbs. brown hair and green eyes, Plump butt and TIGHT scrubs.
>I sit down and she has to take my blood.
>asks me which arm
>pull up my sleeve and use right arm
>proud that i've been going to the gym for 2 years now
>"well someone works out"
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she wipes me down and keeps grazing my with her finger tips.
>needle in. no flinch
>She grazes my arm again while blood is draining out
>finishes blood stuff
>"OK go head and have a seat up there for me and take your shirt off"
>Muahahah YES.
>Unbutton shirt. Lay down.
>actually didnt take shirt off, just unbuttoned it facepalm.jpg
>She opens my shirt up exposing my body.
>She says she is going to hook me up to an EKG
>Puts these pad things on me, about 6?
>again grazing my skin.
>she rubs up on my rubs
>instant gooosebumps
continue?
Have to go to doctor to get a physical to be hired for job
Go for it
Moar
Damn dude so hot, she rubbed on your rubs? Daaaaamn man.
she grazed your my? nice man.
Kys
bumpo
so after she took some blood you had to go and have a lie down?
hmm
Kek
kek, triggered much, little bitch?
continued
>Since I am laying down flat I really have no idea what is going on
>she keeps looking at machine that I cant see
>says to lay perfectly still
>dicks getting hard
>"ahh well the machine got a bad reading"
>she makes sure each pad is connected properly to my body
>hope she doesn't notice my massive boner
>machine starts printing off heart rate shit
>She starts to take my pads off
>warns me they are sticky and its going to be like pulling off a really bad bandaid
>good maybe it will kill my boner
>Takes the ones off my legs first
>yes this should work
>She literally rubs my cock with her arm as she moves over to the other pads
>hold it together
>"ok user you can stand up now"
>Stand up :/
>she has me face away from her and bend over to touch my toes
>"This is a scoliosis test"
>She rubs her bare hands all over my back 'feeling my spine'
Too long.
Bumpity
...
This better end in sex, or this will have been an awful lot of buildup for nothing
Then get the fuck out, you illiterate nigger.
An assistant.. most places use phlebotomist. Go be full of shit somewhere else.
T R I P S
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EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
pretty certain it's gonna end in a normal visit to the doctor
Grt
Every assistant is trained in phlebotomy, idk what kind of medically backwards shithole you live in where your medical assistants aren't even qualified to draw blood
...
if she couldn't see your raging boner when you were lying flatout it must be tiny
Ahahaha got me good
I miss Amber Plaugh.
"HUH?!!"
OP DID YOU GET YOUR FUCKING TINY BOYCOCK SUCKED OR NOT???
Keep it going
op
>hope she doesn't notice my massive boner
Fucking kekd hard
inb4 penis inspection day
yeah mate finish it up and be done we don't need a story as complicated as metal gear
...
I like the hair on the pussy, but that seems to be at odds with the basic bitch heart tan and bellybutton piercing
honesty looks like a guy who took his dick off shaving his crotch and said fuck it i am girl now
I'd fuck that if you shave
>I dont ever remember getting my spine checked on a physical....
>ok maybe because this is a job specific physical ?
>IS THIS job specific ?
>mind wonder more
>"ok have a seat up here again"
>y-yes
>She pulls out the stethoscope
>Puts it on my back and asks me to breath deep
>she is all up in my space while she does this
>she smells like a dream
>"are you married user?"
>n-noo I am single. heh..heh..
>she puts the stethoscope on my chest, breath deep etc etc
>"how did you get that scar"
>explain the scar on the back of my neck
>she touches it lightly
>goosebumps again
>"ok now the fun part"
>y-yeah?
>"go ahead and take your pants off"
>Pull my pants off
>boner rage
>"those too"
>meaning my underwear
>what a day to be wearing Nautica bright yellow and black tighties....
>Boner flops out
>"oh wow"
>She has gloves on now
>she raises my shaft up and looks at my balls
>she feels around in my sack and asks me questions about lumps and if I have ever had them
>then
>then
>then
>she starts stroking my dick ever so slowly with those gloves hands
>she looks dead at me
>so awkward and hot I cant handle it
>she stops and without breaking a beat says
>"Alright well you can put your clothes back on and Dr. user will be right in, I'll give him your paper work"
>She walks out
>Feels like I just lived through a tornado.
>put clothes on
>Dr comes in
>He asks me 20 lame questions and gives me a referral to get a standard chest X Ray
I got the assistants name, should I message her on FB?
is that OPs raging boner?
Yeah, just cut to the part where she plays with your naked snake until it becomes a solid snake, and then you feel like a big boss.
You're not even 18, trans NIGGER.
"D-d-did I stutter?"
Jfc
if your story is true, which i doubt, then yes, message her because she wants the D
sounds like u got a small dick
say hi to Bob the male nurse for me when you do.
No, don't waste your time with her. The way she sexually abused you, it's clear she's only after one thing.
You're not going to be able to have a loving, long term relationship with this woman. She's clearly a player. She will pump and dump you.
Save yourself the heartache, and find yourself a decent woman who will respect you instead of just using you like a piece of meat.
Pics from fb.
Do it, faggot
Just send a quick message. "Hey, it's me from the office every office. Sorry for the random message but I was wondering if that's was professional earlier or if you wanted to maybe come out for coffee
later?" And then hope she do doesn't freak. I've had to track down random party sloots before and it's helpful to just message first And hope for the best
All this fresh B8
post her profile picture
Nah. Fuck that asking if it was professional. Comes off as insecure.
Straight up ask her out.
DAYYUUUUUUUUUM MOAR OF HER SEXY BLACK ASS!!!!!
I didn't think anyone would take it seriously enough to consider it bait, but OK.
Sooo an assistant does a full workup and blood draw in the same room? It's possible but not probable. Maybe op left out the details..But it makes little sense. Why would they check spine btw.... nurse. Most of us don't care about you...we will talk about you later though. But most of us just want you to Fuck off.
>I don't think anyone would take it serious enough to be bait
>Serious bait
Welcome to Sup Forums, newfag.
No we don't.
DON'T DO THIS UNLESS YOUR WANT TO BE A FAG OP. just ask her out.
God i can smell the summer on you.
A scoliosis check is a standard part of a physical.
And def message her on facebook. The thought of you saying "Hey Ms. Assistant user, I was so excited when you touched my dick" is hilarious
God, I can smell the Summer on you.
kept waiting for the punchline.....
Ain't our fault nigger school never taught you how to read.
I've had my blood taken and the workup done by the same nurse before. Different rooms, but the same nurse. I hadn't had blood work done before, so they did it as part of the checkup. I've also had scoliosis checks done at different physicals. And you're more than likely trained to take blood, whether you usually do in a workup or not
Where's the goddamn profile pic?
There's no way OP is lying.....is there?
When you are doing checks on kids yes. Haven't seen one done on an adult unless pmh has back problems in it. This is still dumb. Docs and nurses don't want to Fuck you. The have insurance companies Fuck you for them.
LOL you got me! Fresh off the boat!
Srsly tho. Are you, like.... impaired in some way?
No way dude. Everyone on /b goes to the gym 3 times a week and we're all very buff.
>babby's first doctor visit
>babby's subsequent first nurse fantasy
Next time we'll use Vaseline so you don't get so butt hurt, newfag
Only newfags call people newfags.
Jajaja you kids are adorable.
Newfag.
Yeah
It's called autism
I got it from your posts NIGGER
Hey, for all I know OP could be a freshman in high school. And I'm with you on it being dumb. OP was probably imagining that his dick was being stroked when the nurse was just trying to move his awkward boner out of the way of his balls
>IT TAKES BALLS TO RUN A BOWLING ALLEY
Changing this to cringe thread
uhh since when do assistance preform the test and not the actually doctor?
fake and gay