You see Superman himself walking down the street smiling. What's the first thing you'll say to him?

You see Superman himself walking down the street smiling. What's the first thing you'll say to him?

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I love The Man Fro UNCLE.

Kiss him and kick his emotional support dog

When is Man from UNCLE 2 coming out?

Great film, Cavill.
See you on the boards...

"That you, Fat Cavill? Cor blimey it is! I didn't recognize you without sausage in each, but I guess you left both those lads at home, eh EH?"

hello baldy

I'm sorry you got bullied in high school

Tell him The Ultimate Edition of Batman v Superman was great.

You're a big guy!

What does 19 year old pussy taste like?

Look at this dude..
LMAO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!

Hey what up kid, what's your name? I heard you're new in school

you too

Can I join your guild

DC is dead, bury it

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I'd say hello, ask him how his day is, tell him how much I like his acting, he's a great Superman and I'm anxious to see Man of Steel 2, then ask to take a picture with him and go my separate way.

fuck me daddy

you're a big guy

I genuinely believe Cavil could be a great Superman with the right material. He was totally fine in The Man From Uncle

%27 and kek

OUTTA MY WAY!!!

Why did your movie suck so bad?

This. It's not his fault that Snyder and Goyer are hacks.

Do you bleed? I will

Hey man you were great in BvS Ultimate Cut.

Hello.

>dude what happened to your wheelchair? Was that south park episode legit?

tell that to zod's neck

>hey heard you play wow
>who the fuck still plays that shit game
>did the jews tell you to say that because of the warcraft movie

I'm sorry your movie sucked.