Me and my cat are locked out of the house. She doesn't like the wind. How do I console her?
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Me and my cat are locked out of the house. She doesn't like the wind. How do I console her?
Matthew Thompson
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Brody Fisher
How about this for real man activity?
Working my fucking ass off at the barge from 12 AM till 6 AM so you fucking ungrateful little shits can have your cheaply made electronics shipped over to the states just in time for your bloody stupid holiday season. Chinese labor laws shift completed packages out of their factories so quickly I sometimes have to scrape off the guts of dead chinese children that couldn't let go in time. Fucking disgusting. Then I haul my ass home and sleep for an hour. I wake up, have three quarts of beer and then head into the forest to slay my dinner, only you god damn PETA retards have been protesting all meat that isn't gluten free. Just glad in my free time, when I'm finally done finding the few remaining deer in my local wilderness, I can come home, construct a fire using spermaceti I gathered from a whale I killed for a job last month, just to hear you fuckers argue over which god damn weak young idiot's account is more manly. If my arms weren't dead tired from strangling Taliban assassins with nail files, I would find you both and fuck YOU in the ass, after finding your female-esque accounts BOTH OH SO FUCKING CHARMING
Eli Garcia
Pet her. Say nice things in a sweet voice. Offer her your coat.
Eli Carter
that's a cute maine coon. cuddle her, on her back, while making biscuits on her belly and nuzzling her cheek
Jace Long
She's actually not a Maine Coon she's a dirty mongrel we pretty much bought on the side of the road. I'll take a photo of her litter brother, he's short haired and grey.
Jaxson Cook
Show ur tits and I will forcefully get u war
Austin Gutierrez
where'd you find this copy pasta?
Easton Reed
>How do I console her?
>Her is a cat
Isaac Cook
It's ok I broke in.
She much happier now
Daniel Ortiz
That's a nice fluffy cat OP. What do you think of my my cat?
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Adam Clark
It looks really cute man.
Except it kinda looks pissed, as if you woke it up just got that photo lol
Evan Moore
Man I want a Coon but they're so goddamn expensive here.
Look at my mom's tardbrothers in the meanwhile.
Josiah Cruz
That's exactly what happened
Caleb Lopez
She's not a main, she's just some random mix of a family pet and a stray. Bought her and her brother for $20. Best 20 I've spent in a fuckin long time.
Thomas Martin
Put her in your shirt
William Cook
Definitely got some Coon blood in there though. I wouldn't mind a mix either as long as it's a big and gentle sort of cat. Coons aren't common enough around here for people to let them mix breed.
Brody Butler
Show your cat this picture immediately
Nathaniel Wilson
Oh, a cat thread. How wonderful.
Andrew Sanders
He looks like he knows something I don't
Ryan Jenkins
She's super gentle, and whenever I lay on the couch she likes to sit right on my cock and purr heavily.
10/10 would recommend
Ian Hall
It is Caturday so might as well
Jaxon Brooks
yay cat
Zachary Nelson
Henry Fisher
DOG ON THE PREMISES, RELEASE THE WALKERS
Elijah Rogers
*bwoop* StarDog, you are our only hope against Catdrosses secret weapon, go now! *bwoop*
Oliver Kelly
ALERT! ALERT! INTEL SUGGESTS DOG FORT HAS A SECRET WEAPON, AWAIT FOR MORE ORDERS FROM THE BRASS!
Aaron Morgan
RED ELEVEN REPORTING FOR BATTLE SIR
Leo Ortiz
is this cat for realz ?
Charles Sanders
The cats seem to have merged with the worms sir, but not to worry I've found us a strong ally!
Adrian Garcia
I read this whole thing
Aaron Edwards
Our walkers are useless against an aerial threat, call the Ace at once!
Levi Sullivan
Ace reportin', what needs blowin' up?
Ayden Gray
Are you not worried about exif data bro?
David Lewis
The cats seem to have merged with insects and worms sir, but not to worry I've found us a strong ally!
Adam Martinez
What you're gonna do about it ? Rape his mom for posting cats ?
Landon Roberts
Our walkers will stomp on your Ace!
Nolan Harris
The dogs are far more technologically advanced than we first thought! Walkers, retreat! We need the heavy walkers!
Matthew Ross
Just dropping this in for you fellows.
Ian Cook
No? I just don't trust anyone
Thomas Foster
This is going to give me nightmares.
Leo Wood
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Welcome to Kitty City!
Easton Perez
dune cat ready to attack sir
Ayden Rogers
Why did my cat stop purring? She never did it much but I've just noted recently that she never does it at all now. She's very affectionate otherwise and likes to sleep close by
William Thompson
This is my new pupper, she's half stray half wire haired terrier and around 8 months - a year old. We've had her for around 2 weeks
Eli Walker
Sometimes they just stop, sometimes they randomly change the frequency. Next time she's content and happy, scritch her a bit and see whether her throat is vibrating, might be that she's just not purring audibly anymore. Or might be that she just stopped randomly as she's getting older.
Colton Johnson
oh my god
Kevin Gonzalez
anyone here ever got oral from their cat?
also fyi: if you spank your cat over the tail or on the sides it gets horny from the vibrations
Elijah Carter
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like this.. so hot
Daniel Perry
what
the
fuck
Evan Green
? lol the cat likes it
if you spank your cat while its on catnip it REALLY likes it
Eli Bennett
Rate my cupboard cat
Landon Murphy
Maine Coons are such pretty cats. They can get pretty damn big too. One of the larger breeds.
Kayden Nguyen
I'm sure it does, user. I'm sure it does...