MFW I bring a guy home, take off his pants and find out he's uncut

MFW I bring a guy home, take off his pants and find out he's uncut.

Sorry buddy, no blowjob for you.

Alright Dave, you've made your point ...

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uncut dicks are dirty pits of bacteria and stds. these are the facts.

Agreed. Foreskin's disgusting. It looks wrong, it feels wrong, it's an immediate turn-off. Anyone who's "proud" to have foreskin is just envious compensating for the fact they weren't circumcised.

You don't take guys home anyway.. why you gotta lie?

Sage Jew thread

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Uncut dicks look feminine.

Real men are cut.

your mom didn't mind sucking my foreskin

you do know you can wash your penis right?
>circumcised guys don't wash

i hate foreskin so much! its gross... its like eating a banana with the peel on X|

fag

ITT: anteaters gone wild

I know i'm taking the bait but i'm not mutilated and i've never got "dick cheese" on my dick. If you support Circumcision un-ironicaly you're in denial.

Samefagging this hard

But docking feels so good

">circumcised guys don't wash"
is right, as you're implying they do. I feel everyone washes it when they shower. Now, here's my little list of shit that no one cares about or will bother reading:
Pros:
Foreskin feels better.
Not a dirty jew
Cons:
Makes you a minute man
It smells bad if you don't shower for a day or two
Phimosis is a high-chance problem
It looks retarded
Might need it removed surgically later in life

Just, overall, I had my foreskin removed and my life changed significantly. Would recommend. Can't bang for a few weeks though.

Wrong, pal.

>people still using the samefag excuse
>ISHYGDDT

How the fuck do uncut anteaters go camping the wild like real men?

Are you washing your dicks in the stream? lol

>circumcised guys don't wash
No. disgusting fucks don't wash.

In addition, who the fuck takes a shower without cleaning their dick, or ONLY cleaning their dick?
>people without foreskin don't clean their dick hurrr durrr
Men don't scrub their feet, but I don't hear people yammering on about it. All I'm asking is, foreskin or not, cleaning your dickhead is unavoidable when you take a shower. I've never heard of someone who takes a shower JUST to wash their dick, or take a shower WITHOUT washing their dick.

> ISHYGDDT

I suck hot young guys dicks deep throat

Better sucking hot guys than uncircumcised guys.

So sorry you don't like natural penises

>MFW take a woman home only to discover she still has her clitoris

I'm sorry girls it has to come off. It's a hive of bacteria and STDs. These are the facts.

You would know

Nigga for second there I thought that was AIDS infected or something
It probably is though

foreskin is for dogs

It's not natural for your dick to look like a mouse in a sock...

what the fuck

You're equating two unequal things.

What kind of response is that? Of course I know. I've been in high school, we've all been in high school.

>her ex never washed his armpits/crotch region daily
Sucks to have poor choice in men, doesn't it?

>cutting genitals
>cutting genitals
I can see how that's confusing.

Evolution. The ONLY purpose, the one, single evolutionary purpose of the foreskin is to keep the penis from getting dry. If we had no foreskin at the time of birth, and had not been circumcised, there would be less chance of STD's, and the same amount of feeling in the penis, with a better look.

No bj for me? That's ok, not into gettin bjs from fat short guys at all.

>When you bring a guy home.

OP is a faggot.

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>itt: people trying to convince themselves their RELIGIOUSLY PRESCRIBED MUTILATION was in fact for health reasons.

Enjoy your toned down human sacrifice offering religiplebs.

Go read your fucking bible. It's a religious mandate. What sort of god needs your son's dick skin!?!

THIS GAS THE BIKES RICE WAR NAO

also serves as a natural lubricant, and look wise, cut vs uncut is in the eye of the beholder

some escorts make you wash your dick before you initiate

>Might need it removed surgically later in life
What? Never heard of this. You mean for cosmetic reasons?

Every man can get his foreskin cut in any moment so why i would be "envious" btw your vagina probably smells worse than a natural dick

99% of beholders prefer cut.

Also the nose of the beholder prefers cut.

ITT: People who have never seen an uncut dick erect.

beholders or only retard bitches like you?