I'm going to a prostitute in about 30 minutes, going to pop my cherry at laughable age of 29. I'm so nervous that I probably won't even get it hard. Or I'll cum the second she touches me. Or anything inbetween. Any last tips?
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I'm going to a prostitute in about 30 minutes, going to pop my cherry at laughable age of 29...
Kevin James
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Jason Powell
enjoi
Ryan Sanchez
dont do it. wait another year until you get your powers!
Kayden Johnson
Dude just get a girlfriend or fuck your mom or something. Anything but a prostitute, man, jesus.
Noah Sanders
Tell her you're a Virgin and let her take the lead
Robert Wilson
this
Daniel Baker
its not really that big of a deal
not the going to a prostitute part, i mean, the whole thing
i doubt you wont get it hard, can you get it hard by jerking off? Ye? well then unless you chosen some ugly ass bitch [i dunno why you would] you will more than likely get hard
so, now you had sex.. well, not much will change, so i wouldn't bother with it, try to enjoy it and thats it
Charles Bailey
>says pin unrelated
>pic feels related
Kayden Bailey
take a fucking shower before you guy.brush your teeth.put on deodorant.
put on clean clothes.
take only the money that you need and maybe a little bit more if she offers "extras" (cof,cim,greek etc.)
Do not take your fucking wallet in with you.
Christian Allen
Tell her your a virgin. If she's a real professional she'll take charge and you'll have a blast. If she laughs tell her to fuck off, do this before you give her the money.
Jonathan Barnes
This. Only take the bare essentials. If shit seems sketchy, get the fuck out. Sometimes these bitches will work in teams and "roll" you.
Otherwise, good luck. Tell her it's your first time and maybe she'll give you multiple pops for the same flat fee.
If she's good and takes care of you, tip her something extra.
Henry Cox
true as shit, leave that damn wallet
Ryan Martin
>29 still a virgin.
>buys a prostitute
>worries that he wont be able to get it up.
How pathetic can you get? Just kill yourself.
Isaiah Campbell
Be sure to come back to Sup Forums and give us an update, OP.
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Nolan Jenkins
uhh, its a prostitute. who cares if you blow your load right away. theyre getting paid to have sex with you, and theyre probably used to it. im sure they get plenty of clients like you.
Ian Young
>pop my cherry
gay
Jaxson Thompson
Thanks for the advice, guys. Here I go.
Daniel Ramirez
OP wait.
Where are you?
Michael Lopez
make her succ the nut right from ur dicc den u bus ur nut all over her butt n she swallow wit her gaping queef machine but 9 month l8r u get call sayin she need money for bb boi u made n u go slap her ass n disappear into the night
Jack Ramirez
dis
Mason James
good luck young nut. make that sauce
Gavin Morales
good luck op
Landon Williams
>cof,cim,greek etc.
What is cof and cim?
Thomas Smith
I saved my lunch money in 7th grade and bought a prostitute.
Brody James
cof- cum on face
cim- cum in mouth
Brody Gonzalez
ah, thx
Daniel Martinez
are you back op? is your ass sore?
Christian James
what about greek?
Kayden Roberts
really? really?
come on man.it is too late in the day to be doing that.
Xavier Perez
sorry not all of us are reddit fags that use super cool terminologies for describing sex acts
fucking virgin
Josiah Collins
>reddit
well memed newfag
Dylan Campbell
>calls me a newfag
>unironically uses the word meme
Asher Russell
what a beautiful nihilistic answer
Sebastian Morris
make sure u use protection OP
u dont want aids
Elijah Bell
or kids
they're much, much worse
Caleb Morris
this is now a get thread
Luis Ward
James Ramirez
oh boy...you're something special
Dylan Campbell
>being this butthurt
lol fuck off back to le redditz
Jose Perry
no shit. from the thumbnail i thought it was spread legs with a filthy vagina in the middle
Matthew Thompson
...
Kevin Harris
he got himself arrested
Joseph Miller
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