ITT: Things you won't hear from blacks

ITT: Things you won't hear from blacks

Happy Father's day.

Off to work

"Thank you."

Anything intelligent

No, I am your father.

"Here's your tip"

"How much is a good tip to our waitress?"

Honey, I'm home!

Hey son

My dick is small.

She's having my baby, I will support them

heres the allumony dear

I have a father

"This new rap album is not very good, it sounds just like his previous albums."

Cops are wonderful people for working to serve the community.

I pay my taxes and work hard for a living!

I´m vegan

trump's the best

I'm all caught up on child support!!

ok Lets pay taxes!!

hate fried chicken dear...

I love white people

"Shit I'm late for work!"

...

I never spent a day in prison

White people aren't obsessed with us.

>Even though it's true. We are obsessed with blacks

Billy was mean to me....I'm killing everybody.

Hey, let's fuck animals!

I am responsible for my own actions

Underrated

No thanks, I'm not a drinker.

good day officer what can i do for you?

"I believe white people are better than us"

The dukes of hazzard?... what a nice show!

...

Kek

I'm going to buy a new bicycle from the store."

I don't live off welfare

"I use toilet paper."

"I was selling crack officer, you caught me i did du somfin"

"Well my son was a fucking street thug all his life and pointed a gun at the cops so he deserved to get shot"

"Darn it i just got denied for food stamps"

"I think we should name our new son Henry not jamal"

"I have a job"

Damn, my dick is small.

Did you catch the NHL draft last night?!

Turn left, I'm in the first trailer on the right.

My gf fucks dogs.

Check out my new work boots
Finally im not on welfare
Look how cute my son is
I hate watermelon/fried chicken (lets be honest who doesn't love that shit)

I'm incompetent af but I got the job bc Daddy knows the owner.

Look mom ive got my diploma!

Trump! Trump! Trump!

8:30 Time for work

KEK

When is that Dawson's Creek reboot?

i am responsible for my own actions

kek

I'm so glad the Moors taught us how to bathe. Y'all were pungent.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson would like a word with you.

"No, honestly I don't care for fried chicken."

" Oh, no thanks I dont need a swisher"

"shhh, we can't hear the movie"

...

I graduated..

Not true, could have a shift that starts at 6.

pmsl

>Billy
No one in the hood named Billy that's true

i had an friendly conversation with a police officer today

Very exciting

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>Daddy
nope

+1

Who are you quoting

Kenny Chesney is the shit!!

I just bought a new house. It's still being built. I love working!

We need to build a wall

mainly because

Tia is a nice lady and has every right to express herself
>pic related

hey Jamal did you saw the Family Ties early morning marathon?... it was so neat!!

Kek

Drugs

Me and my buddies fucked my sister/cousin.

I'm an NBA superstar

Hi dad, how was work?

- pardon officer.. i saw them, and they went that way!...

- No, Thank you officer, im just being a good citizen!

This is my family picture

Leave this thread nigger

...

Fake
I mean Ashleigh Madison? Come on

"That's my weed, officer"

it's from the Onion
but black names are fucking insane
Never heard in the ghetto: Joe, Josh, Bill, Karen... time for dinner

Kek

Thanks for the warning officer

Kanye is right

I am sorry for victimizing you

Would you like to see my masters degree?

i don't want to be a rapper. i want to get educated and become a lawyer

We should take a look at our own communities instead of blaming white people for everything

Can't wait till hockey season starts again.

Wanna go to that baseball game?

t. black person

I need to set up my 401k
No I won't buy lotto tickets, Tyrone, there's a better chance of me getting struck by lightening, twice, than winning the lotto.
On some things, like toilet paper, I won't buy the cheap stuff; you get what you pay for.
Let's have a salad for dinner; light vinaigrette on that salad, please, waiter.
I might end a sentence in a preposition from time to time, but at least I know how to use a semicolon properly and correctly spell vinaigrette.