ITT: Things you won't hear from blacks
ITT: Things you won't hear from blacks
Happy Father's day.
Off to work
"Thank you."
Anything intelligent
No, I am your father.
"Here's your tip"
"How much is a good tip to our waitress?"
Honey, I'm home!
Hey son
My dick is small.
She's having my baby, I will support them
heres the allumony dear
I have a father
"This new rap album is not very good, it sounds just like his previous albums."
Cops are wonderful people for working to serve the community.
I pay my taxes and work hard for a living!
I´m vegan
trump's the best
I'm all caught up on child support!!
ok Lets pay taxes!!
hate fried chicken dear...
I love white people
"Shit I'm late for work!"
...
I never spent a day in prison
White people aren't obsessed with us.
>Even though it's true. We are obsessed with blacks
Billy was mean to me....I'm killing everybody.
Hey, let's fuck animals!
I am responsible for my own actions
Underrated
No thanks, I'm not a drinker.
good day officer what can i do for you?
"I believe white people are better than us"
The dukes of hazzard?... what a nice show!
...
Kek
I'm going to buy a new bicycle from the store."
I don't live off welfare
"I use toilet paper."
"I was selling crack officer, you caught me i did du somfin"
"Well my son was a fucking street thug all his life and pointed a gun at the cops so he deserved to get shot"
"Darn it i just got denied for food stamps"
"I think we should name our new son Henry not jamal"
"I have a job"
Damn, my dick is small.
Did you catch the NHL draft last night?!
Turn left, I'm in the first trailer on the right.
My gf fucks dogs.
Check out my new work boots
Finally im not on welfare
Look how cute my son is
I hate watermelon/fried chicken (lets be honest who doesn't love that shit)
I'm incompetent af but I got the job bc Daddy knows the owner.
Look mom ive got my diploma!
Trump! Trump! Trump!
8:30 Time for work
KEK
When is that Dawson's Creek reboot?
i am responsible for my own actions
kek
I'm so glad the Moors taught us how to bathe. Y'all were pungent.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson would like a word with you.
"No, honestly I don't care for fried chicken."
" Oh, no thanks I dont need a swisher"
"shhh, we can't hear the movie"
...
I graduated..
Not true, could have a shift that starts at 6.
pmsl
>Billy
No one in the hood named Billy that's true
i had an friendly conversation with a police officer today
Very exciting
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>Daddy
nope
+1
Who are you quoting
Kenny Chesney is the shit!!
I just bought a new house. It's still being built. I love working!
We need to build a wall
mainly because
Tia is a nice lady and has every right to express herself
>pic related
hey Jamal did you saw the Family Ties early morning marathon?... it was so neat!!
Kek
Drugs
Me and my buddies fucked my sister/cousin.
I'm an NBA superstar
Hi dad, how was work?
- pardon officer.. i saw them, and they went that way!...
- No, Thank you officer, im just being a good citizen!
This is my family picture
Leave this thread nigger
...
Fake
I mean Ashleigh Madison? Come on
"That's my weed, officer"
it's from the Onion
but black names are fucking insane
Never heard in the ghetto: Joe, Josh, Bill, Karen... time for dinner
Kek
Thanks for the warning officer
Kanye is right
I am sorry for victimizing you
Would you like to see my masters degree?
i don't want to be a rapper. i want to get educated and become a lawyer
We should take a look at our own communities instead of blaming white people for everything
Can't wait till hockey season starts again.
Wanna go to that baseball game?
t. black person
I need to set up my 401k
No I won't buy lotto tickets, Tyrone, there's a better chance of me getting struck by lightening, twice, than winning the lotto.
On some things, like toilet paper, I won't buy the cheap stuff; you get what you pay for.
Let's have a salad for dinner; light vinaigrette on that salad, please, waiter.
I might end a sentence in a preposition from time to time, but at least I know how to use a semicolon properly and correctly spell vinaigrette.