Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe

Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe.

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Your mom

Adele, pre fat era.

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Your mom

Once fucked Sara Bareilles back in High School. New her family a little bit and did theater with her. Not exactly a major celebrity but I wouldn't be on Sup Forums if I was normal enough to fuck a seriously famous bitch.

Was she any good?

>I find that hard to believe

Not really. She was a really prudish Christian at the time and persuading her in the first place wasn't easy. Really stiff and didn't do much.

Yeah, I know people find it so hard to believe, but I had a threesome with them, Miranda Cosgrove of iCarly fame and some 10/10 Theta sorority girl. Best night of my life. They were insatiable bi sluts.

Did she swallow at least?

Greentext it

phi psi faggot?

fucked her anal

>met 10/10 theta girl at a sorority party
>lots of giggling and alcohol
>saw Miranda, she was a close friend of her
>more drinking
>went to my room, some molly
>had a threesome
>fucked both, changing holes, even assholes
>came on their faces, they shared my cum
>they played with each other while I was taking some rest
>fucked them again
>what a night

How do you know?

Story of it?

>phi psi
mm...

the ghost?

>inb4 the ghost

greentext please

Lou Albano's niece. Not that anyone hasn't believed me

It was hot or creepy?

How was her bj?

Ciara Renee hawkgirl

Dan, are you?

Kate Foster, olympic snowboarder.

good fuck?

>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore

Will Russell at one of his big lebowsky conventions, shortly after he purchased guntown mountain and went crazy

femanon or gayss?

the weak should fear the strong

femanon

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

I didn't fuck her, but Britney Spears gave me a blow job once.

I was studying in University of Montreal. Got a summer job at a hotel, a real nice fancy place. I was a garcon d'étage for 3 top floors because trilingual you know. There was a film festival and some known people were at the hotel. Some clients would ask for crazy things : hookers, strippers, drugs, access to afterhour clubs, expensive liquor, sex parties, etc. We had guys that could help us with anything, wich was really cool. So this room had to be prepared for a celebrity. I was on the end of my shift, in a hurry to go see a movie at Fantasia fest. The room asked for champagne and cigars, so our guy goes and get them back to me. Go up to the room, knocks on door, and it fucking opens on a celebrity I would never guessed. I knew her because she was in a movie I liked. I knew her because she had an horror movie premiere at Fantasia, because she was doing a Q&A after and because she had humongus tits. cont???

Did you spit or swallow? Anal too?

that girl knew that wearing that crop top would make her appear less fat

>ThingsThatHaveNeverHappened.thread

wew

Sluttiest bitches at campus by far. Can believe it. Are you a rich frat daddy's frat, bro?

of course... it's a cool story. go ahead

Piers Morgan paid me £100 to suck his cock and let him fuck me in the ass when I was 14. Worth it he only lasted about 3minutes in my ass. I'm straight as well and I've never let any man near me again but £100 to me was like being a millionaire fir a day

She is a dyke, but a very hot chick. Her instagram is awesome.

Neither

>Sara Bareilles

Yikes, were you desperate? How did you get past that nose?

is that Sara Bareilles?

angel olsen, college times

checked and kek'd

Colleen ballinger

Fuck! What a alpha lesbian.
moar

I fucked many unknown actresses but some few famous too

I fucked Jessica Mauboy in high school. Aus fag celebrity

Bush?

>Jessica Mauboy
lol u fucked a boong

Story? She take her clothes off?

Keka

Boong from Darwin kek

She's batshit crazy. Mike was right.

Did something 'professional' with her. No more details.

wasn't she always fat??

you photographed her and it led to something? You were a gigolo and she hired you? You were a singer at a spirit cooking ceremony she attended? What?

I would fuck her, I think she's hot

Go home, Jeremy, you're drunk.

>Fucking a boong
And you're fucking proud of it too. At least greentext. Was she a slut in highschool?

I banged that girl from full house that was on meth, we were both wasted, I kept asking her all night if uncle joey was really that funny off camera.

why do these bitches always need drugs

Pics or it didn't happen faggot

and you didn't take a single picture for proof?

you were clearly planning telling everyone you possibly could bout it but didn't bother to even get evidence, and you were in your fucking room. The most convenient of all places.

Mia rose

I fucked Katee Sackhoff. It was in high school, so she wasn't famous when I fucked her. Though, I did reconnect with her very briefly while she was in town visiting her parents after BSG got big and she started getting fame. We didn't fuck, but we had a pretty heavy makeout session and I had my hand up her skirt fingering her a bit.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

names?

I fucked Kate Mara and Shailene Woodley..not at the same time of course...oh and i got a blowjob from Eliza Dushku

I fucked Mary Kate Olson pretty early on in life, she was a great starter relationship. Haven't talked to her in a really long time.

>i got a blowjob from Eliza Dushku
details

Please, do elaborate on Eliza Dushku

damn son World of Whorecraft - thats some old shit right there


rogues do it from behind

Greentext those!

more lies

Avril in high school
she was the tightest I've ever fucked
whimpered while I smashed her

fucked her before she turned into a cow

>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I came into this thread expecting to find maybe 1 person who claims they fucked a celeb so i can laugh at them. Turns out this whole thread is full of bullshitters. That's not fun

>that roast beef

Which one of those pixels is famous?

but why would you want to do this?

I'll believe that user fucked any A list celebrity over you fucking her.

trips of fucking truth

Kirsten Dunst, Jillian Rose Reed and Jessica Szohr

Nobody cares. Probably fucked your cousin or some shit.

I only "somehow" believe OP story because icarly girl is a well know whore at her college. But it's funny to read that kind of threads. Anons have hot fantasies.

Lol okay bud.

Bush on kate?

Any wild slut?

she jacked off a transexual and blew him is it really that hard to believe

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it was after a party of a common friend.sadly she doesn't swallow..but she can handle a cock like a pornstar best blowjob i ever got

Damn how was that? I'm a fan so

Never fucked but i met Miranda once she was really nice kek

u jelly fags

Did you came all over her face?

Story? Did you took a pic with her?

more details?

I give anything to soak my sausage in Shannon Woodward.

oldfag here... about 25 years ago, i fucked Majel Barrett.. she played Nurse Chapel in the original Star Trek series, and later played Lwaxana Troi in The Next Generation.

It was maybe 10 years after TNG was off the air. I went to a sci-fi convention in Boston, and she was one of the featured guests. They were nothing like the overproduced shows these days. Back then, it was signing booths and maybe some oversized posters.

Anyway, it was after the convention ended. She was in the hotel bar, looking a little sloshed. I was fan-struck at first, and I walked over to say hi. She was super friendly, and we just started talking for maybe two hours. I got really buzzed, and she got more hammered, so I wasn't really surprised when she asked me back to her room.

She wasn't very energetic, but she liked to kiss. I ended up cumming in her doggie-style. She was really tired, and I left after she fell asleep.