Why do Kryptonians bald so early? Aren't they supposed to be an advanced race?

Why do Kryptonians bald so early? Aren't they supposed to be an advanced race?

If the sun regenerates superman why doesn't his hair grow back?

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The yellow sun radiation must have its counter effects

No matter what you say about his hair he will always be an Adonis

He is still in substantially better shape than you, OP. Are you insecure?

hey poor kid, I heard you're new in school

Superman curse.

High testosterone.
Cavill's a manly man.

working with Snyder accelerate the aging process

Starred in two shitty Superman films and his hailine is receding.

I will still mourn him, I will not mourn you.

stress. all that shit he has to sort out.

He could go full Costanza and still get laid more than any of us.

LOOK

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Kino really takes its toll

Hair is a fucking meme. I have a full head of it but keep it shaved because it looks more streamlined

Fucking nu-males today can't handle him.

>balding

Does everyone on Sup Forums have moe Howard bowl cuts ? It's a fucking hairline

Yeah. A receding one.

Why is this entertaining to you retards?

shitskin manlets have nothing else to cling to

I've had this hairline since I was 16, I never got the deal behind why having a widows peak is so bad

there is no gravity in earth so the airs just fly away, you should see the poor guy pee, nearly destroyed the farm a couple times

Yeah he's perfect.

Nu males are almost exclusively balding senpai

this is a real man's hairline

Some people do have naturally higher hairlines and widow's peaks can look good however Cavill is straight receding. Look at his younger picture here

Whoever made this is a psychopath.

To soon burger

lol butthurt baldie

I need to watch Man from UNCLE

Is it really good or something?

nah i have the same thing, he just didnt pull them back in this pic.

This image is just plain sad. You can really tell it's made by some obese neckbeard with no sense of style who's never seen the inside of a gym and who posts >tfw no gf on Sup Forums all day

>lol butthurt baldie

t. Baldy mcbalderson

Male pattern baldness literally is the product of advanced evolution, so he is more advanced than most.

In the future, men may all go bald unless you do your part to cuck all of them all the time now, in the present.

>Not realising he is turning into Black Adam
Stick to Marvel kid. DC plots are obviously too deep for you.

More they have skin showing more they can absord from the sun

>triggered

oh, poor dude

It's a result of acting in shit movies. He deserves his balding fate.

guess you haven't seen man of steel or batman v superman

He did say shit movies