/sino/ 中文

公主病 edition:
youtube.com/watch?v=JLAjloSAajs

>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Resources for learning Taiwanese Hokkien
tailingua.com/
learntaiwanese.org/
taiwanesedictionary.org/

>Resources for learning Uyghur:
lemountainsandthesea.wordpress.com/uyghur/
farwestchina.com/2014/04/ultimate-guide-to-learning-uyghur-language.html/
ccapprox.info/uyghurbooks/tomur.pdf

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
yes-chinese.com/tzg/

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/2gjbls/controversial_til_singaporeans_are_not_native/
youtu.be/wzYaaY1DMgs?t=2914
qz.com/918533/the-new-world-order-china-is-now-germanys-largest-trading-partner/
youtube.com/watch?v=CatyNKFYM2s
whatsonweibo.com/reading-nation-popular-books-china/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>tfw no chink gf

>add qt on WeChat
>she keeps posting advertisements for watches on her moments
>add another qt
>her moments are all random shit about traditional Chinese medicine

Thank god for being able to hide this shit.

They're impossible to obtain

just be urself

You mean... metaphysically?

I have one and I've got assburgers
It's not impossible

真恶心,这贴吧没有人会说中文。

太难

我会说中文,我现在在我的大学学中文,我也今年暑假去北京留学。

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卧槽

忘记这个

《《《《《


你是ABC嗎?

对,我打算在北京好好学习,提高我的中文水平。我的暑期班让我在周末去北京附近的名胜古迹,比如说长城,十渡。

我想做中国人

>你唱的中文歌也很好听啊~

她要我的小弟弟吗?

你的弟弟小吗?

how do you say "soles" in chinese?

老二

pleco man use it

Finally finished reading ch.3 of RoTK.
It's pretty good.

>tfw a chink girl once sent me a 15cm ruler

臭脚

Anyone played the game?

我是非洲人。我不知道为什么我要学中文因为我觉得中国人很'種族主義者'

No, is it good? I have it downloaded.

欲穷千里目,更上一层楼。

and a ching, and a chong, and a ching chong bing bong
and i ching, i ching so far away... chong another day
i chinged so chong, and binged so bong, but in the ping, it doesn't even pong

which one, there are 13 of them

Never had the chance

>香蕉坡人会告诉你 他们的母语是英文
>比较香蕉坡英文和英美英文 发现香蕉坡人远不如母语者水平
>比较香蕉坡汉语或胡建话或广东话 发现智障香蕉坡人说不去一句完整的中文
所以香蕉坡人没有灵魂没有母语?
reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/2gjbls/controversial_til_singaporeans_are_not_native/

Only if you like strategy games

what is this style of dress called?

原本我们有《502》简体,与中国的简体字不一致,但几年以后给废除了。

Do you accept that western culture is superior to the Chinese? Remember the opium wars.

>wednesday 509€
>yesterday 619€
>today 910€

just FUCK my shit up air china

>no hanfu-wearing
>no weiqi-playing

How is western culture superior exactly?

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tfw r/asianmasculinity is my favourite subreddit

Yamato > Chink

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Best troll I've seen today

Doesn't look like any traditional chinese dress

>vacation starts friday

REEEEEEE why did I wait

it's a sign you should stay in europe

it's a sign i'm gonna have to succ some more toes to make up for the anger this has caused

probably just gonna ask for thursday off
or the price goes down again who knows
or they all go up L O L

well looks like I'm probably gonna get in a job in Japan for the next two years so time to give up on studying chinese.

Are you tall? If you're tall then I'm sure you can get a qt tall chinese girl easy
youtu.be/wzYaaY1DMgs?t=2914

(from 48:40)

Japan economy has no future

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"The new world order: China is now Germany’s largest trading partner"

qz.com/918533/the-new-world-order-china-is-now-germanys-largest-trading-partner/

They're beginning to take over Europe too

doesn't really matter if I already have the job does it

How do I input pinyin on linux? I want to use my usual keyboard layout (colemak) not qwerty

*GNU/Linux (ubuntu)

The Pinyin input for Linux is always on a QWERTY layout
And you're highly autistic for using colemak

Look for ibus-pinyin or ibus-googlepinyin packages.

t. 白男人

Be a chump like me and use Google translate

Fuck off, I type 8 hours per day, why would I not expend a minimum of effort to not destroy my hands with some arbitrary joke of a layout?

Will do.

I don't lurk this thread often. But can anyone (who preferably knows both languages) explain the difference in atmosphere between this general and the Japanese language general? Is the Japanese thread more weeby and cringe? Do the real patricians end up in here?

The Japanese thread is full of Weebs, expats and some actual Japanese.

This thread is for true cultural enthusiasts, with some Malaysian and Singaporean Chinks chiming in every now and then and that one Hungarian autist who keeps posting for some reason.

I thought as much. Thanks for the answer, Germany.

/sino/ is a bunch of well adjusted forward thinking lads preparing for the future

Here's an meme for you cultural enthusiasts.

Fuck you.
Out of the bunch,you are the autist.
Stop smearing mud on my name!

When a girl start sucken yer nuts like QQ u know she REALLY in2 u

Post No.71587944 confirms my above statement.

Why is baidu translate so much better than google

Does anyone here study or studied in a confucius institute? How is it? There is one in my college and I'm thinking of signing for mandarin classes classes there

为什么这么说?

sexual deviants end up here

我愛中國女人的脚!

what comes out as perfect english sentences on baidu, google translates to gibberish

Using it out of curiosity from time to time.
I'm Taiwanese and don't need a translator obviously.
yes

I want all Chinese characters on my phone displayed in a handwritten manner, not the computer font

How

This will increase eyestrain, don't do this

This is currently the #6 trending video in Taiwan

youtube.com/watch?v=CatyNKFYM2s

Well in the Japanese language thread they actually use Japanese.

So, anyone here have any luck with Tantan or other Chinese dating apps?

>愛,國
>脚

虽然华人比例最多,新加坡是反华大本营之一,不服來辩
所以要怎样才能肃清或者重新洗脑香蕉人?

IDK, but they're mainland so they'll feed you the Taiwan part of China True Meme TM.

Otherwise they should be fine I think.

我是香蕉人。我小时候没好好学中文,现在说中文就像白鬼一样。帮我新加人。我应该这么办?

*新加坡人
*怎么办

我是王八蛋。。。。。

香蕉人:chink who think they're white n shit
新加坡人:chink in denial, basically irradical malay'd islamic chink that speaks """"english""""
基本都是孬种,舔白人屁眼也可以,被骂chink也会说“fuck it's soulless mainland chinese lol not us, educated amurican/singapoor pure white/unique malay'd islamic soul chinese xdddd"
不想当新加坡人或者香蕉人的话:
学习中国memes,使用中国memes
不要在现实说话中间突然插上英语(meme是因为没办法)
笑话天朝zf,但是别人骂的时候生气
看起来很累
有一个目标
不吸毒然后天天是“哈哈,大麻我鸡巴都笑爆了”
歧视舔白人屁眼的chink,当有尊严的华人

>tfw no chinese gf to scold me when I've done wrong

can someone recommend any books originally written in mandarin published within the last 20 years

yes i have heard of 3 body problem

I woud be interested in this too.
Most chinese books I own are either ancient or was originally written in english by a Chinese around.

whatsonweibo.com/reading-nation-popular-books-china/

Many of them are translations (pay attention to the notes)

Thank you.

Interesting to see science and history books as tip picks.

so the 'German' foot fetish guy is actually Asian?

Wtf

為甚麼這個叫做"四陳"的網站基本上沒有中國人

因为都去a岛还有谷歌艹中国屁眼

Yes I'm Taiwanese

中國狗唔識英文

你唔係個中國狗嗎

So I have got a Chinese fiancee. Will I follow Lain in 5 years?

What can I do to appease her desire for a house (they are far too expensive in Australia)

long time no see and how do you like kafka pls

I'm planning a one week trip to Taiwan, for now my plans are to wander around Taipei for a couple of days and then take a tour to Alishan. Any tips and things to watch out for?

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