Best pickup line you have

Best pickup line you have

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Do you like liverpie?

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I dont need any pickup lines. My hand is always ready.

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can we have a video instead of webms of a same girl?

no bc it doesn't exist

Mvp

fuck

"I own three pickups"

You don't need pick-up lines if you carry a taser

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Let's go do this line in my pickup.

Does this rag smell like ether?

Ay gurl, I just Shit my pants.


Can I get in yours?

Hey, wanna fuck?

"Get in the truck, bitch."

hey, you look familiar! do you go UNI_NAME. do you wanna get some shots?

I just blasted an enormous mountain of shit out of my asshole

Undeclared variable UNI_NAME
Your coding skills are shit.

damn ma u shit w that ass?

better than any dating site! a lot of horny cum hungry sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up.

Ayy bb want sum fuk?

>this
You can go through an entire bar in a few minutes and you'll usually get at least one woman who came there to fuck anyway

Easiest ways to open conversations with other girls are asking them little things about themselves.
>Oh is that the new -cell phone-? Yeah? How do you like it I'm thinking of switching blah blah

Will you give me a BJ or we have to date first?

Who is your favourite pony? Don't say pinkiepie cause that's my wifu already.

It goes:
>Because you look like you landed face-first.

Hey baby are you an angel? Cause I'm alergic to feathers *throws up*

Literally just go
>So who are you?
and smile.
If she's interested in you, she will talk

It exists, someone posted a link to it once but I havent seen it since

My penis is 140 millimeters. Want to see it?

> Literally just faggot

and you didn't download it??

I say hey baby......check out my dubs------->^

Sadly not. I only saved the pictures

Well... at least the arrow is pointing to the 2

better than any dating site! a lot of horny cock hungry sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

I have a gun, get in my car.

Do you have a feminine penis? If not then I'm not interested.

They never talk to you because youre an obese blob.

Hello, you remind me of the back of my head....because I'm gonna bang you so hard on the toilet you that you won't be able to talk right for a week!

Get naked

Oh right, we're on Sup Forums

Damn girl, are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids in you.

I have a cock and a knife...one or the other is going inside you tonight.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny cum eating sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

I know where your mom and dad live. My boy Kurt is on his way with a tire iron and a lack of empathy. You're gonna sit on my penis or your parents are gonna hobble around on metal implants capisce?

Hey baby, wanna suck my cock for a half gram?

Want to chug my load tonight baby and be my cum guzzler?

"are you one of those girls who can start a car by sucking the exhaust pipe?"

Are you from Tennessee? Cause i eat ass.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny cum hungry sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

okay, I know this is Sup Forums, but do you guys have no relatively normal lines?

>6666

No because they don't work

>Did you order the bad music?

I'd like to go on at least one date before fucking to make sure I'm not sticking my dick in crazy.

>I make 40k a month

Evening, m'lady.
*tips fedora*
Would you like to take a stroll down by the river tonight? The reflection of the moon on the water is a beautiful sight, but not nearly as beautiful as you.

Spoken like a true virgin.

Crazy sex is the best sex.

sauce?

Sauce?

I don't mean crazy sex, all for that. not if they try to trap you

anyonesslut reddit, gl finding anything

I like memes. Do you like memes?

I always try and fuck the crazy bitches on the first date. That is the point.

I have the video

upload it

Hold my drink, i have to shit. Worked several times for me.

whatttt

bump for vid

tease

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this video is a treasure and you shouldn't let it die

I have the full video guys. I just uploaded it to the /rs/ board. It is under the name "interesting family".

why there is no sound on clips?

>Are you a beaver cause dann
>I'm no weatherman but I think you'll be getting more than a few inches tonight
>Do you have any diseases? (No) want some?
>Are you a school cuz I wanna shoot kids inside you

"Is your daddy rich like me?"

> why there is no sound on clips?because that's how I found them

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

bumppp

Spoken like a true programmer

I know this is a troll but it still makes me angry

Has he taken
Any time
(To show) To show you what it means to live?

Let's recreate this

Hey wanna share this yeast infection?

Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause ima tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nutz

yeah sure

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I have a gun,
get in the van.

Ayy girl, my dick's an inch, but it smells like a foot

>only 5.5 inches