How do you go to clubs alone?

How do you go to clubs alone?
How do you strike a conversation without help from friends?
How do you keep conversation without spilling your nicely cooked spaghetti?

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>wear your best black hat
>order the most complicated drink you can think of at the bar, maybe a blue lagoon, something with a lot of ingredients and umbrellas and fruit and things
>it'll make you look complex and sophisticated
>lean against the wall and stare intently at your phone
>maybe play some angry birds or pretend you're texting someone, waiting for them to arrive
>after 30 minutes or so, move to the opposite side of the club and repeat
>once your blue lagoon is empty, you'll realize that you've spent all your allowance on one stupid drink and that it's time to go home
>quietly sneak into the house so as not to disturb your parents (it's almost 10:00pm, after all)
>creep into your bedroom and log onto Sup Forums

>never been an issue
>pro tip
Just talk to people on E/Molly
There great to get along with won't cause trouble with you
You will most likely get there numbers if your not a faggot and go clubbing with freinds
>I'm out tonight on E so it's all good

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what is emolly
the point is in getting dem numbazz without friends there helping you

No just an old uprising raver with experience in having freinds and a good time
>gets salty tries to belittle me with that pic
You look a right cunt mate

better than any dating site! a lot of horny party sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

how much do they pay you for posting

>replying to a spambot

>How do you go to clubs alone?
You don't

>How do you strike a conversation without help from friends?
If you can't hold a conversation you're not even remotely socially skilled enough to pull in a club


Neckbeards have always hated clubs because they don't understand what they're actually for. They think it's where you go to dance and get drunk and take drugs- which is partially true, but they're all facilitating the same goal: social skills and social leadership with the intent of getting laid

If you can't walk around and talk to people and have all eyes on you and deal with it well and build rapport in a room full of semi to harshly inebriated people then you're not socially skilled enough to go to a club and should try a house party instead where there's less of the same dynamic.

It's the same dynamic which creates celebrity, by the by. These are people who are used to being and becoming the centre of attention through social skill alone (granted, there are plenty of exceptions).

Just go and dance user, there will be other people there dancing too, and then you dance with them. Or go outside for a smoke and talk with the people out there

sometimes i forget how shitty this shithole of a site is

How do I mingle with group energy and feel less alone mmmmm try sharing your energy in better ways with good natured people

>TEN RULES FOR BE MAN
1. Dress like pussy for you all of it. All of it. (guyinsuit.jpg)
2. If you group and another man do, bite his spine. establish dominance
3. Drive car. Not poor people/minority.
5. Don’t let some woman.
6. Fight
8. Join a gym and buy shirts
3. Don’t videogames gay
10 Yell and finger good
11 Avoid feelings unless mad about sportloss

I once went to the club alone, but I was waiting for my friends and it was too cold for being outside
Anyway, I sat by the bar and started talking to a dude that was sitting next to me. I basically said: "my last cigarette." while finnishing my smoke. "Do you happen to have one more"?
He didnt have, but his gf did. He was in a group of 4-5 people and I started talking to him and then to his gf and the rest, until my friends came 30-45min later
It was a good night tbqh

gold

Shit, son. Just how many damn fedoras do you own?

what if you are at a house party alone?

Tons, I wear them when I'm fingering girls on the dancefloor

Have a wank

>clubs

Clubs are shit places for shit people.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny party sluts of your city on ww.vg/efuB

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If you dont have 10/10 looks or 11/10 social skills, forget you even made this post.

this hit far too close to home for me

The sign of a loser is the one going on the internet bragging about their swag.

I'm just stating the obvious: Clubs are shit places for shit people. Even if you can pull shit people, you're still just a shit person because club people are pathetic to begin with.

>euphoria intensifies

so where do you go if you want to meet new people

If you have to ask these questions, you don't. Go with friends first, and keep going until you are comfortable in the club environment.

"If you can't hold a conversation you're not even remotely socially skilled enough to pull in a club"

"they're all facilitating the same goal: social skills and social leadership"

depends on a club
and people
and environment
fuck everything

Here is a (You). Is mama proud now?

Here's a weird thought: You don't go to a place that only exists to provide a place to meet people. How fucking pathetic is that?

Volunteer for a cause you support. Take your pets to the park. Go to the museum now and again, single moms love that shit.

"If you can't walk around and talk to people and have all eyes on you and deal with it well and build rapport in a room..."

>going to clubs
>EVER

Remove yourself from the gene pool

"It's the same dynamic which creates celebrity, by the by."

"the same dynamic which creates celebrity"

>volunteering, parks, museum
okay if you're 40 and looking to hook up with a desperate single mother this is great advice

>no causes I support
>have no pets
>museum is certainly not getting you laid
Try harder m9

"by the by."

bump just in case. very interested in that

If you don't support anything and have no interests then maybe the club is indeed the place for you. Like I said, shit place for shit people.

>bumps a currently very active page 2 thread

well i probably will because i wont find anyone to pass on my genes because nobody likes socially retarded loser

Tell, what kind of non-shit things do you support?

iI go to clubs alone but I have down's syndrome so everyone is nice to me

kek
sorry

It doesn't really even matter if you support them. You'll get more high quality ass at a protest than you will in a hundred nights at some stupid dive with fairy lights on the ceiling and sticky floors.

You don't go to meet people, you go because it's a more acceptable place to dance with/grope women. It's more acceptable/easier to escalate physically in this environment. This can lead to sex if done right/lucky, usually at least a make out.

You will not get any ass at a protest. Keep dreaming in your basement fag

So the kind of girl you're interested in is one that responds to a stranger grinding their dick into her thigh? Huh, it's almost like clubs are entirely for shit people.

what if you dont know how to dance or you are white

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

Note how this guy is trying far too hard, only having the arguments "shit place" and "shit people"

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Those are pretty solid arguments, though.

>bump

not paying attention dude
i bump what i want! Freedom baby!
ITS FUCKING FREEDOM!!!

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"These are people who are used to being and becoming the centre of attention through social skill alone"

those girls actually look fun

They're just out for some drinks. If you try to flirt with one of them the other two will cockblock you.

Woah keep calm though mate

soo flirt with all of them?

user thanks for taking the time to tell us that you're normal.

boring af

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thanks for creatively pointing out how absolutely retarded that guy was, you photos were the only reason i came to the thread. clubs are for retards unless you're high.

If you are at a club alone, you will not strike up a conversation with anyone because everyone else there will be in a group

why are people in that group mentality when everyone is there to meet someone new?
hell maybe that lonely weirdo isnt such a weirdo

Try it out. Nobody would know you anyway to care. I once tried going inside one of these establishments while I was going home from a friends house and just fuck it,, yknow. Just get some drink, nothing too hard. Dont get hard drinks youre alone, remember. Anyway i got up to a chick, drink in hand, she has her own too. I dont know how to dance so I just nod around and act tipsy. Ask her what shes drinking, that is, if she responds. Then asked her if she came alone, she might say she has friends at *point to table* and just say you came alone. Girls at bars are bimbos. They dont mind if youre not too clean looking or qhatever, but if you happen to be, that might be a plus. Anyway back on point, ask her if name, give yours then ask if you could join HER. Make her feel that youre looking to get close to her if shes actually talking to you, that means shes giving you half a thought. Think of it possitively. Anyway, that was my spontaneous attempt at clubbing, so, you should just listen to some of the tips. Not every word. I took off after making out at the cr and getting a bj, or maybe just a handjob. Cant remember. Oh and btw dont get too attached to a girl just because she gives you sexual favors. Just play it cool after the deed. Thats how I lost a one nighter. I think I came off too strong. Oh and during dancing dont just grope with your hands and shot youre not in third grade. Thats just creepy. Dance put your hands on a girl but dont hold them, shit like that. Anyway this might not be the best way to go clubbing alone, but I did it like this, and uhh, it was good for me, probably, because im the kind of faggot who only gets like 3 or 4 pussy a year

You are unacceptable , even to yourself and must sacrifice your blood to whatever rules your pathetic existence

Ooops i wrote an essay

May I ask how old you are?

atleast you get pussy

Mongos here Please Be-aware you cannot post these kind of comical replies cos you are posting on a shitpost board ok

on a shitpost site

>Keeping a conversation

Ask a question. Nothing too personal. Dont be creepy and when the person you are talking to has a group, or smth, join their group. Dont focus on her or smth. But never ignore her. It feels bad for them I think. Just.. dont be a clingy person. Or smth.

Tried so hard. Got so far. In the end, he was just a faggot.

>so where do you go if you want to meet new people

uni?
what

yeah..
easier to say than to do
maybe i need weed

Yeah, but you can't go to school all the way until your 30's....

Just spontaneously start a studium if you feel like meeting new people! It's that easy!

You're too late to the party
You can try to join groups of friends and girls in groups but they will all have known each other for longer than you and you will forever be the odd man out
Only real hope like that guy above me said is making lifelong friends that you can network off of in college
I'm 8/10 and relatively outgoing but for example I finally got invited over to chads party house for an after party hangout, with a group of people and the whole night they told inside jokes about people I had never met and didn't ask me a single question, honestly never felt so uncomfortable

better than living with your parents and doing nothing

Cum. On. Asses. Piss on faces. Fart on dicks

>He drank the clubbing kool-aid
>All these people standing around waiting to be talked to are the supreme elite of socialising
>Ishygddt

Also even if you manage to get into a group and they like you at first, judging by the fact that you're obviously a social retard, they will slowly over time realize that you are not the same as them and stop inviting you out

God your an imbecile. I'm not saying not to go to school.
>Education plus tons of slayable pussy

I'm saying you can't be in school forever.
Then what?
Where to go get more /new pussy.

Thanks Peter Pedantic Twat

Sadly this. But I don't think it's hopeless. You can meet people and grow relationships. Just not in groups.

Start small. Maybe find one person in a group you are chill with. Guy preferrebly (less drama you won't fall in love or skill speggit)

Find one dude you are chill with. Hangout. If he's gotta girl be nice to her. But don't go too speggo

Then once you and this dude are good friends start doing parties. Or inviting people to bars.

We all kinda missed out. I did. Stupid cunt in High school. College didn't meet anyone (all black niggers and spics. Almost no whites or no people I'd want to know)

Work I was a dumb shy kid.

>Now I'm fairly social. Don't mind meeting people. Can usually talk to girls with fair confidence

>Can't find anyone because as guy said people in groups have bonds. I'm always the random guy. Even if I can make people laugh and help or be helped I always feel lost

Yes, uni.

Don't you "what" me. This is the way functional young adults meet each other.

Other such ways, for functional adults of any age:
* Professional sports
* Professional athleticism
* Professional musical performance
* Organized theater performance, may be professional or nonprofit but you're more likely to find the latter
* Organized community service
* Organized social activism
* Carpooling
* Yard sales
* Open house ceremonies
* Starting a small business
* Generally having a job at all (although this tends to be less effective because sedentary analytical jobs breed hostile work environments and are also in the majority as far as jobs that pay livable wages go)

lets create the weirdobook, oh wait nobody likes to be called a weirdo

>How do you strike a conversation without help from friends?

That's what the alcohol is for

>That's what the alcohol is for
who needs conversation when you have alcohol?

Also if you really must. Or really want to meet women

1:. Only talk to ones that show some interest. If they smile at you. Look at you. Etc. It may be a good sign. Talk

2:. If they are with friends and one is doing #1. Talk to her. Be nice to her friends.

3:. If she's going to the bathroom with her friends it means they are talking about you. If her friends hate you or think you are some rapist don't expect anything but a fake number

4:. Numbers. Don't ask for facebook. If she can't give a number (but has SS etc) it's probably no good

5. If she has guy friends don't be jealous. Be cool. Maybe she's a whore. Or maybe not. You aren't dating her right away.

but then youll just say weird/stupid/lame af things

The weirdobook exists. It's actually quite supportive. If you're a developmentally challenged social outcast, you should join. The rest of your kind needs friends as much as you do.

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If you laugh afterwards really infectiously everyone continues being fucking retarded with no one the wiser. life moves on

I need to start doing something like shooting or archery. Meet some dudes. Make friends. Hopefully meet girls or something

Kinda sucks when 20 years of your life you're shy. Introverted and dumb. And the last 6 years so far you're trying but don't have much help

>TFW could move but not sure where. Or how I'd afford it in the long-run