Name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan

Name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan

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jackie chan

Kek zozzle the point was to not say Jackie Chan haha

Gran Canaria
a seabass
Ernest Rutherford
A kung-fu-master/actor
a pineapple

I just blasted an enormous mountain of shit out of my asshole

Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan

n't Jackie Chan
n't Jackie Chan
n't Jackie Chan
n't Jackie Chan
n't Jackie Chan

A train
The band smash mouth
Mountain dew
A billy goat
A mexican

Door
Plug
Jack
Key
Chain

Did it.

Lemon
Pluto
Chocolate
Duct tape
Bicycle

This shits easy.

Jumpers
Cabbage
Hose pipe
Acorns
Netflix

1. Paperclips
2. Refrigerators.
3. Jackie ch-...FUCK

A ladder
A chair
A baby
A rope
Boobs
Hong kong
Wait, things related to him doesn't count right?

Easy. I can name 10:

>Jar
>Apron
>Car
>Kite
>Igloo
>Eagle
>Couch
>House
>Ant
>Nose

FUCK

...

A cock
Some noodles
Jason Bourne
Jackie Ch-
God damnit

Joke's on you. Look at these two

more carefully.

Jackie Chan
Shit

Blasted
Enormous
Mountain
Shit
Asshole

jackie chan oops LOL!!!!111!one!eleven!!!!!1

xD!!!!!!! =PPP

>every reply to this thread

What the fuck is up with /b lately and these impossible questions.
Everyone knows Jackie is everywhere and everything. Shit, chinnigger can make anything a weapon and find time to squeeze the tip in your grill before he gouges your eyes out with a paper clip.

>tldr Go fuck a goat OP we no like you no moar .

>cryinginshower.vlc

Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan

Damn, joke is on me after all.

speakers
russia
snow
sharpies
jackie chan

> mfw Sup Forums is crowded with newfags

Jew
Anus
Car
Key
IndoChina
Europe
Crab
Herpes
Analysis
Negro

>newfag pretending to be an oldfag
You have to be 18 to post here

>You have to
apparently you don't
this place is full of retarded millennials

retarded millennials and faggy mods

...

not jackie chan
not jackie chan
not jackie chan
not jackie chan
not jackie chan

>newfag thinking oldfags dont think this shit is retarded

hows it feel to be a man child?

Okay, this is fucking stupid but I'll give it a try anyway just to prove you're all a bunch of faggots.

Chewing gum
LED light bulb
Ruler
Watches
Jackie Chan

One of those is Jackie Chan