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'The so-called bf' edition.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_socialists
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all brits should be killed

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/cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=LKgFrwiBVcU

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having a wank lads im doing a

poo

Why are people interested in science and technology inherently poorly dressed and awkward?

What the fuck is it that causes this?

You guys don't have a compound word for wanking while shitting?

philistines

are suze

babestation

work tomorrow

Cat and bf.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/834959124941123584

Copeland, result:
CON: 44.3% (+8.5)
LAB: 37.3% (-4.9)
LDEM: 7.2% (+3.8)
UKIP: 6.5% (-9.0)
IND: 2.6% (+2.6)
GRN: 1.7% (-1.3)

they spend their time and money on other things

it's a personal choice, who cares

shit sorry lad

youtube.com/watch?v=4MH_Yt2Pegk

youtu.be/94rqFb3Ehws

is the cat gay too

whats your word haitiANUS

watching

haitiANO jaja

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Why didn't the Tory party win in Stoke if Corbyn is so unpopular and they are 18% ahead in the polls?

Brexit.

Compare Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates to Warren Buffet and Lemann

Zuck and Gates are poorly dressed and awkward

Buffet and Lemann are well dressed and sharp

I don't know. I like to pretend so, he has a new friend that we call White Paws because he has white paws. Don't know if it's a lad.

Engineers who brag about being well-educated which CLEARLY puts them way above the working class rabble whilst thinking Harry Potter is the best book series they've ever read are the worst

Without genuine interest in things outside of hard science they're just as plebeian as the rest and contribute fuckall to widening the country's intellectual class.

because the people of stoke on trent don't like the tories

is there a future for UKIP?

C++ or Python

C

autistic geniuses don't care what they look like

because the right of left vote was split between ukip and the tories

No
they were a one man band

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_socialists

POOKIP haha lmao

Sometimes he looks like a cat, but i think he's really a person.

why is trump being called Hitler, when all his sons are married with jews

Question: how does one determine whether they're ugly or not

Tinder is NOT a good measure

Forgot pic.

really smart people dont care about fashion and or dont have a good fashion sense
also they are just different people, the first two are nerds that work with mostly other nerds to exchange ideas and engineer them and the latter are businessman that got their rich by buying and selling things so first impression matters much more for them

Someone crop the dad's facial expression.

kill all niggers

Wish someone would crop your face

how much sexual interaction (including flirting) you've had with the opposite

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need a sex wee

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get pissed enough so you're able to approach girls and see how many reject you

Trump is only a Hitler in the sense that he rose to power on a wave of discontentment; directed both at the nation's inability to deliver and specific ethnic groups.

He didn't seize absolute power through a shady coup though.

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The so-called catto

hitler was a sensitive man

Post pic fag

I have had a great deal but I still feel that this is NOT a good measure, because what if it's all with ugly girls or you just happen to be in a slutty environment?

thai chicANO

choon

post your face from a bunch of angles and I'll tell you

print('shant be responding to any beto posts')

are you the aussie with the shit tattoos?

Sounds like a HORRIFIC idea, we all know what happens when someone posts their face on the chon

Real catto.

damn you got me

they get laughed at and the image gets saved and reposted for quite some time

no tats here mate

if it's all with ugly girls then you're still at least average looking
in a slutty environment then women will still choose good looking men
a woman being a slut doesn't mean she has lower standards when it comes to the looks of her partners

sexual behaviour generally follows the pareto principle

Have both a British gf and a catto. Life is complete.

case
when flag = 'brit' then '(you)'
when fag = 'aussie' then '(you)'
when flag = 'potato' then '(you)'
when flag = 'Netherlands' then 'alri caralad'
ELSE
'FOY'
end
as response

NEED an effeminate bf and a pet cat

helo fwend lets hug

quit()

good post

Well then I am UNABLE to understand my current situation

When I was poor, dumb and inexperienced in uni I was getting dates every single week

Now that I'm employed, wiser and more experience I can barely get any dates, and those that I do get are shithouse

>effeminate
Absolutely vile.
Why don't you just fuck women then.

just tried to tell my mum my worries about the future and my life and her advice was "get a job"

@71558272
execute
beep boop beep
FOY

matched with a qt jewish gyal on the ol' 'der

too cowardly to mesage her but it's a nice boost to the 'ol 'lf 'teem

*touches your bum a bit*

String ok = "britauspotnet";
if (ok.contains("brit" || "aus" || "pot" || "net") {
return;
}
else {
FOY();
}

>'ol

Also a match means almost nothing

nicely done my dude

Is getting on tinder worth it? I've considered it

"I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for."

women are cunts and hurt my fee fees
men understand men infinitely better than women understand men

Last thread just got MOLDOVAD again.

you've probably aged poorly and/or stopped being around lots of people

Goin 2 bed nao

post more kitties

are you her goy toy now?

thoughts on classical gas/simpsons shitposting in general?

fbmemes are becoming normie but the fact that there's more people making OC means there's a lower standard but some strong standout examples

wasn't it joseph goebbels who said that?

Need to learn how to code within 2 months

I'm only 24

I suppose technically I'm around fewer people of my own age now

yeah, i just thought we were showing the softer side of nahteeez

post ('hullo world')

wait a minute, there wasn't any gas in classical gas

Hmmmmm.
Still don't approve of your tastes, but that's ok because I don't have to.

alri Neo

Guys, pretty sure every chick at work hates me.

Pretty sure even a couple of them are at least conspiring to get me to quit. They really don't realize most the jobs I've had are way worse and making my life a tad bit harder won't do shit. I literally wake up, jerk off, eat, work, get drunk, sleep, repeat... and they think their normie guidelines will do shit...

Fucking cunts. Think you can make my life any worse than it is? Be my guest take a fucking shot.

approve of this shitcoding yanks gimmick

simpsons appeals to normies too much
don't get me wrong i love simpsons posting but it lacks esotericism

best to stick with things like the cuckio meme which is completely incomprehensible to normies

I'm 6 feet 1 inches tall and weigh 10 st 8lbs