How flat is too flat?

how flat is too flat?

both here are fine although left is on the verge

right has a great little pair though

>how flat is too flat?

That is not a thing.
Please die.

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anything lass than a C cup is unacceptable

her clit is bigger than her tits

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So when I was 23 I dated a 24 year old that could barely qualify as an A-Cup. She was flat as hell. It was hilarious, because she tried to pretend she had tits but she didn't. At all. The best part was pointing this out to her turned her on immensely because she was into some weird humiliation shit. 5 years later I dated another girl my age with G's. Yes, G's. The titjobs were out of this fucking world.

I think cup size doesn't matter unless you want to titfuck. If that's not a concern, then it really only matters if the girl is chill.

No such thing.

I like flatties.

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I don't really care as long as it's biologically female.

>I think cup size doesn't matter unless you want to titfuck.

err, they matter pretty much if you want to have healthy children

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For me it's more about the nipples. If a girl has small tits, but nice hard, eraser like nips, I no problem with them, but if they're doughy and don't pebble up, I'm not into them.
One the other hand, I have no problem with big tits and doughy nips.

>Doesnt want to bang a petite, pixie cut grill
You ultra fag

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Shape>size

NO SUCH THING

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"has a penis" is too flat

wants to bang flat chested "boy"
fag

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>wanting to have children
lmfao

Agreed

>err, they matter pretty much if you want to have healthy children

Bullshit. Do some research on this.

I love itty bitty titties, but when they don't even resemble breasts at all is too flat for me. Both of those girls are fine,

this is an example of too flat. I honestly can't tell if that's a 12 year old boy or not.

there is no too flat

OK. These scare the shit out of me.

>wanting to reproduce.

So you aren't satisfied with being metaphorical cancer you want to go all the way and be actual cancer.

>I honestly can't tell if that's a 12 year old boy or not.

Perfect!

Holy fuck! Is that shopped or are her nips really that fuct?

who needs kids when you can play vidya and buy macbooks?
kys

There no such thing.

We are Sup Forums.
We fuck because it is there.

Come on, i love them titties, As long as there is more than a nipple it's fine by me.

I'm fine with totally flat women. I'm a face guy anyway.

oh look, another cuck that thinks formula is as good as actual breastmilk.

I bet you even vaccinate your children you fuckin cuck

What's fucked up is I would tear this crazy looking bitch up in a heartbeat.

Yeah, I wouldn't go smaller than left.

at least I don't like genetically inferior women, tard. I bet you even have a foot dom fetish you fuckin cuck

You're a baguette

Where are those fine ass bitches? The background looks like a place 'Murica likes to bomb!

Anorexia

Is my gf flat?

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Breast size does not correlate with ability to produce milk, dipshit.

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>tfw he doesn't conduct a genetic analysis before each sexual relation
Such plebs

You'd have to be a complete faggot to not jump all over this one given the chance.

I've never seen it.

Nipples only

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gurl on the left is srsly sunburned

"Brooke Shields Garry Gross" GIS. That's too flat.

>oh look, another cuck that thinks formula is as good as actual breastmilk.
>I bet you even vaccinate your children you fuckin cuck

Who said anything about formula? Again, you ignorant bastard, do some research. Ever wonder why preggo chicks have bigger tits? Hmmm?

And yeah, my kids are vaccinated. So that they can take care of your kids when they get sick, and make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of the health care system.

Except for my middle kid. Hope none of your family ever meets up with her, she has a low tolerance for stupidity. She'd off you in a heartbeat. Your heartbeat.

She's too skinny in general. With a face like that, I don't care about how flat she is. But that girl needs a burger or something.

I do.

Those two look like dudes with gynecomastia.
Pretty focking flat too.

more than a handful and it's wasted

no such thing as too flat

>What's fucked up is I would tear this crazy looking bitch up in a heartbeat.

I'm not saying I wouldn't tear it up either, I'm just saying it scares the shit out of me.

Many years ago had a one nighter with what could have been this chick's twin...same type of tits. Interesting night, but I never went back to it even having the chance.

How subjective is too subjective?

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man! you have to be a real fag to turn down a girl because she is flat. Chicks are awesome even without big tits. My last gf was pretty flat and I never loved her any less.

flat girls out there, KISSES!

BEST. FUCKING. ANSWER.

OC of my gf

as long as she has a feminine penis

There is no such thing as too flat.
There is, on the other hand, boobs that are too big.

And shape > size

Shit...Lenovo and HP? I wish I hadn't seen that, now I can't fap.

>anything lass than a C cup is unacceptable

You are the minority even though the media tells us otherwise. My girl is flat and she turns heads everywhere we go. She always complains about them and talks about getting implants, but I don't want that fake shit.

Best thing about this girl? 20 years from now she's going to be just as drop dead attractive, if not more so.
Show me a cow that does the same in 20 years without extra work.

not too flat for Beirut, looks like.

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>My girl is flat and she turns heads everywhere we go
You can turn heads with anything but being flat is like missing half of the woman parts.

and aside from all the other logical arguments, what if the girl doesn't want children? It becomes irrelevant.

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I always wonder, do chicks like this even have to wear a bra?

Yum.

You're a dumb virgin.

>Two kids.
>Same mum.
>One bf for a couple months.
>Other bf for over a year.
>Both healthy as fuck.
>tfw you're a fucking idiot buying into neo feminist breastfeeding guilt tripping bullshit.
>tfw im not
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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DONT MATTER NO SUCH THING

I'll take a pretty face, and a nice pussy any day over saggers.

What if she has a huge ass and nice hips but B-cup titties?

Delicious, more?

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Big boobs are WAY overrated.

pedos. pedos everywhere

I think this is her too, but that's all I got

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I'd say large B's but overall I agree with this.

She has better have one hell of a feminine penis.

Getting hard, please continue

Who else doesnt care about tits in here. All bout dat ass doe,

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Her face ruins it

yeah... I'm going to have to be in this camp as well. a lot of these girls are cute but I like tits.

see

Breastfeeding is important, but flat chested wimins have as good a chance of making lots of milk as the big titted ones