i like my women like i like my ______________.
I like my women like i like my ______________
coffee. in a bag and from south america.
I like my women like I like my dogs. Under 10 years old and eager to please me.
like my chocolate, nigger and without brain
coffee, hot , black, and ready to be creamed
men
Cock
Fat and veiny
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Smooth and 8 years old
Corpses. Pale and imaciated.
girlfriend. Sweet and can be fucked whenever I want.
Like my coffee
Black and bitter
Bike. Stationary and locked in the basement.
Like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke
suppositories, hard, smooth and right up my ass
Eggs, whites only
>I like my women like I like my Scotch.
Without pubic hair.
I like my women like i like my light bulbs. Easily turned on and hung for the ceiling
Steak, bloody as hell.
Soda, flat and with real sugar
coffee, ground up and in the freezer
Spinach
Chopped in a bag in my freezer
old Sup Forums, not full of aids and cancer.
Diseases, preferably non-existent.
nice
Waifus don't count you fucking weebus
Coffee. warm, wet, and not black
...dudes?
That's a pic of Bailey Jay, right?
Tea, boiled in a bag.
I like my women like I like my chocolate milk.
Liquid, and poured down the drain.
No, Baeley Jay has bigger eyes.
like I like my aspirations, neglected and forgotten.
car, loud, white and easy to start
What a weird photo. I feel like I should enjoy it, It has everything I know I want and yet looking at it does nothing for me.
Something is missing.
coffee,
black and cheap
Pools. Cool, wet, and in-ground
katya lischina
...oil;
light, sweet, and crude...
Dick. Wet.
I like my women like I like my coffee, flat and white
I know right? Something about her eyes is messing with me, I recognize that they are "good" and yet they look so souless.
Shower drains. Underfoot and choked with semen
>sweet
I think she looks sick, maybe that's part of it. The top of her forehead is a pale sickly shade compared to the rest of her face, like her makeup is melting or something.
dildo
lubed and deep in my ass
duck duck goose
like my wine, 10 years locked in the basement
Coffee. Black and trapped in a metal container.
I like my women like I like my planes. Rammed deep inside her towering frame
Thisiswhat you are looking for
pubes. short and around my cock
rum. Aged 18 years and mixed up with coke.
will to live. not there anymore.
Fucking post-humans.
Faggot
oh, you...
I like my woman like my dick. With a big one.
she is a cutie. trust me
coffee. Without some other guy's dick in it.
Dignity as an American, being violated and raped bloody, foaming at the mouth from injected chemicals, seizing on the side walk. Being stood over by a passer by with a concrete brick and a high end ladies' handbag.
So delusional at the poinency of life losing conscious processes the only communication is the untrying repetition of the mouth hurling it's last grasps of respitory contractions through a rasped and knotted throat, "forgive me."
Don't worry dignity it's not your fault.
Baseballs. White and hit with a bat.
i bet you think you are so funny. i can just picture you guys chuckling to yourselves as you typed this shit. pedos are fucking immature assholes
wine, 9 years old and locked in my cellar
Like my 2x4's. Short and flat.
Anime. Foreign and hidden under the stairs
Y'see, the fancier the rum is in this joke, the more pointless the joke becomes.