Hey user can you watch my milk until I come back, I going to the grocery store. I'll be back in 10 mins, Bye.
Hey user can you watch my milk until I come back, I going to the grocery store. I'll be back in 10 mins, Bye
Sure thing mane
sorry,but i can't make no promises,just hope the mods can stop the humanity.
I'm sure OP won't notice if I take a sip.
Ok OP, nothing bad will happen at all
I prefer regular.
Hey man that looks pretty tasty can I take one too?
lost it
Aw shit neger now what do we do Op's back in approx 7 minutes AND HALF OF TEH MILK IS MISSING
Here add this and Im sure he will be happy.
Oooops...
OH SHIT!
FUUUUUCK
No prob. Nobody will notice if I add a little regular.
WHAT THE SHIT, user
ya blew it
Yea good idea he wont notice a thing
Whew! Saved the day.
POOF it is now water
quit fucking around hesus
Ring ring
"Hey user in gonna be a bit longer thx bye"
QUICK, MILK MY COW AND MELT MY HALF EATEN CHOCOLATE BAR IN IT
Okay we can fix this
You monster!
>Click
Oh shit
Something's odd about this milk...
I know how to make it brown again
>initiates mixing motion
I'M HERE
fixed that for you, according to the general philosophy of Sup Forums.
okay now add this to milk
red milk standing by
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SHIT IN THE GLASS OF WATER
Maybe he wont notice
user I'm h-
Okay I got the replacement milk u wanted regular right
O shit can I have some of that bourbon
OP IS COMING! LET'S FIX THIS SHIT SOON.
OHH SHIT HES HOME
Hold ur shit together
Okay mix the shit with the bleach
Let me help u with that there's certainly nothing wrong with ur milk
...
WERE FUCKED
Muahahah! I ruined OP's milk!
...
Whose goin to clean up this mess
Didn't I tell you no summoning demon from milk
There's only one thing I can do, I must go back in time.
I gotta make sure I don't buy chocolate milk this time!
WHAT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Guys we gotta get the fuck out of here
I got this. Now let's make some cookies.
coco milk
POOF
Back into good ole chocco
"I'm sorry sir, but I've scanned your chocolate milk, so I'm afraid you must pay."
How about we make a deal?
"Go on..."
We saved the day!
YOU FUCKING NIGGER WIZARD YOU MADE SOMEONE KILLTHEMSELVES
Trips saves the day!
Our hero!
"I win again"
Shit...
"Well there is ONE more thing..."
Thx anons my milk looks good noe come help me bring the groceries in
"So is that a yes on the cancel the milk purchase?"
Yes, please.
"Deal"
And thus this thread ends
I guess OP didnt notice.
Good thread