Hey user can you watch my milk until I come back, I going to the grocery store. I'll be back in 10 mins, Bye

Hey user can you watch my milk until I come back, I going to the grocery store. I'll be back in 10 mins, Bye.

Sure thing mane

sorry,but i can't make no promises,just hope the mods can stop the humanity.

I'm sure OP won't notice if I take a sip.

Ok OP, nothing bad will happen at all

I prefer regular.

Hey man that looks pretty tasty can I take one too?

lost it

Aw shit neger now what do we do Op's back in approx 7 minutes AND HALF OF TEH MILK IS MISSING

Here add this and Im sure he will be happy.

Oooops...

OH SHIT!

FUUUUUCK

No prob. Nobody will notice if I add a little regular.

WHAT THE SHIT, user

ya blew it

Yea good idea he wont notice a thing

Whew! Saved the day.

POOF it is now water

quit fucking around hesus

Ring ring

"Hey user in gonna be a bit longer thx bye"

QUICK, MILK MY COW AND MELT MY HALF EATEN CHOCOLATE BAR IN IT

Okay we can fix this

You monster!

>Click

Oh shit

Something's odd about this milk...

I know how to make it brown again

>initiates mixing motion

I'M HERE

fixed that for you, according to the general philosophy of Sup Forums.

okay now add this to milk

red milk standing by

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SHIT IN THE GLASS OF WATER

Maybe he wont notice

user I'm h-

Okay I got the replacement milk u wanted regular right

O shit can I have some of that bourbon

OP IS COMING! LET'S FIX THIS SHIT SOON.

OHH SHIT HES HOME

Hold ur shit together

Okay mix the shit with the bleach

Let me help u with that there's certainly nothing wrong with ur milk

...

WERE FUCKED

Muahahah! I ruined OP's milk!

...

Whose goin to clean up this mess

Didn't I tell you no summoning demon from milk

There's only one thing I can do, I must go back in time.

I gotta make sure I don't buy chocolate milk this time!

WHAT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Guys we gotta get the fuck out of here

I got this. Now let's make some cookies.

coco milk

POOF
Back into good ole chocco

"I'm sorry sir, but I've scanned your chocolate milk, so I'm afraid you must pay."

How about we make a deal?

"Go on..."

We saved the day!

YOU FUCKING NIGGER WIZARD YOU MADE SOMEONE KILLTHEMSELVES

Trips saves the day!
Our hero!

"I win again"

Shit...

"Well there is ONE more thing..."

Thx anons my milk looks good noe come help me bring the groceries in

"So is that a yes on the cancel the milk purchase?"

Yes, please.

"Deal"

And thus this thread ends

I guess OP didnt notice.

Good thread